occasionally (once or twice a week) i bring a gallon jug of water with me when i go to piss to extend the length of my piss. It doesn't all come in a single stream obviously but it helps me relax and it helps me now more than ever take my mind off of whats going on in the world right now. Its honestly really relaxing if you get the right mood together, I can do it for hours sometimes. Here are some tips for the folks who want to try it at home.
1.) Sit down. Yeah I know you want to stand up and show how strong and manly you are but this isn't a pissing competition, its for relaxation so take a seat and be comfortable.
2.) Know your limit. Don't risk endangering yourself to relax, the purpose is to be carefree and if you are worried you are going to damage your body then stop.
3.) Turn the lights off. A dark bathroom helps get you relaxed and ready to piss. Make sure you leave a sign on the door letting people know you are in there so you don't get interupted.
4.) Light some candles. Candles can provide some dim light in the darkness and introduce wonderful aromas that help you further relax. While I don't do this step myself (I can't smell and thus don't own any candles) my friends tell me that the candles are what take their experience from 2 stars to 5 stars.
So there you have it, my way of relaxing in these tough times. I implore you to try it even if you don't feel like it would be your thing because all it costs is water and a jug, making it one of if not the cheapest hobby out there.
10/10 would use again
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David Vent||Manhattan Rage/Kelowna Knights/Czechia||Retired Birthplace: Czech Republic 49 Career Fights. Record 19:wins|6:losses|24:ties S52 Challenger Cup Champion ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Total Stats Career(G:68|A:169|Points:260|Hits:691|SB:713) ------------------------------------------------------------ SHLTotal Playoff Stats Career(G:9|A:30|Points:39|Hits:122|SB:116) ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Total Stats Career(G:10|A:75|Points:85|Hits:286|SB:230) ------------------------------------------------------------ International Play WJC Career (G:8|A:46|Points:54|Hits:164|SB:148) IIHF Career (G:7|A:32|Points:39|Hits:107|SB:122) ------------------------------------------------------------ S59 IIHF Silver Medal S53 Named Captain for the Manhattan Rage S52 Challenger Cup Winner S52 Named Assistant Captain for the Czechia IIHF Team S50 Named Assistant Captain for the Manhattan Rage S50 IIHF Bronze Medal S49 Named Assistant Captain for the UCORCAL WJC Team S48 Named Assistant Captain for the Kelowna Knights S47 Named Captain of the Czech WJC Team S46 WJC Gold Medal Winner S46 Laurifier Trophy S44 WJC Gold Medal Winner ------------------------------------------------------------ Records Czech WJC Career Major Penalties: 5 Czech WJC Career Fights: 5 Czech WJC Career Fight Ties: 2 Czech WJC Career Fight Wins: 2
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Binko Koivu | S64 D | Colorado Raptors | Atlanta Inferno Guy Zheng | S46 D -> F | Atlanta Inferno | United Kingdom | 2134 Peak TPE | Retired Birthplace: United Kingdom Height: 6' 3" Weight: 215 lbs Number: 40 ─────────────────────────────────────────────────── Trophies, Awards, and Medals: S46 | KEL | Quilha Agante Trophy (SMJHL Top Defenseman) S47 | NEW | Ryan Jesster Nominee (SHL Best Rookie) S47 | NEW | All Rookie Team S47 | GB | IIHF Gold S49 | GB | IIHF Silver S52 | GB | IIHF Gold S53 | GB | IIHF Bronze S54 | GB | IIHF Silver S55 | GB | IIHF Gold ─────────────────────────────────────────────────── SMJHL Career Statistics: S45 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 24 | P: 31 | ATOI: 20.61 | HIT: 37 | SB: 51 | +/-: -14 S46 | KEL | GP: 50 | G: 10 | A: 32 | P: 42 | ATOI: 21.87 | HIT: 27 | SB: 49 | +/-: 19 ─────────────────────────────────────────────────── SMJHL Playoffs Statistics: S45 | KEL | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | ATOI: 21.80 | HIT: 2 | SB: 4 | +/-: -5 S45 | KEL | GP: 18 | G: 2 | A: 13 | P: 15 | ATOI: 22.07 | HIT: 7 | SB: 24 | +/-: -5 ─────────────────────────────────────────────────── SHL Career Statistics: S47 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 22 | P: 27 | ATOI: 22.76 | HIT: 45 | SB: 89 | +/-: -9 S48 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 19 | P: 24 | ATOI: 21.72 | HIT: 44 | SB: 53 | +/-: -1 S49 | NEW | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 21 | P: 28 | ATOI: 21.62 | HIT: 45 | SB: 55 | +/-: 21 ─────────────────────────────────────────────────── SHL Playoffs Statistics: S49 | NEW | GP: 15 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | ATOI: 21.96 | HIT: 11 | SB: 15 | +/-: 12 ─────────────────────────────────────────────────── Transactions: S45 | KEL | SMJHL Draft | 15th Overall S45 | KEL | Contract | $3M AAV, 1 Season S46 | NEW | SHL Draft | 15th Overall S46 | NEW | Contract | $3M AAV, 3 Seasons S49 | NEW | Contract | $5M AAV, 2 Seasons
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DeMaricus Smyth || C || Hall of Fame ||New Orleans Specters/Czechia|| 1854 Peak Name: DeMaricus Smyth Hometown: Blansko, Czech Republic Height: 6'2" Weight: 197 Number: 42 ---------------------------------------------------------- Regular Season Stats: SMJHL S38 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 5 | P: 8 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 6.67% | MP: 536 SMJHL S39 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 24 | P: 43 | +/-: +25 | PIM: 22 | SHT%: 14.62% | MP: 1050 SMJHL S40 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 25 | A: 32 | P: 57 | +/-: +14 | PIM: 17 | SHT%: 14.62% | MP: 1067 SHL S41 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 18 | P: 30 | +/-: +7 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 7.50% | MP: 951 SHL S42 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 18 | P: 37 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 13 | SHT%: 13.57% | MP: 1023 SHL S43 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 22 | P: 41 | +/-: +6 | PIM: 35 | SHT%: 12.67% | MP: 1014 SHL S44 | EDM | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 13 | P: 28 | +/-: +16 | PIM: 28 | SHT%: 12.30% | MP: 966 SHL S45 | EDM | GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 20 | P: 31 | +/-: +12 | PIM: 34 | SHT%: 8.80% | MP: 710 SHL S46 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 28 | P: 44 | +/-: +9 | PIM: 28 | SHT%: 9.36 | MP: 1,024 SHL S47 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 28 | A: 34 | P: 62 | +/-: +27 | PIM: 38 | SHT%: 12.84% | MP: 1,146 SHL S48 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 23 | A: 23 | P: 46 | +/-: +4 | PIM: 83 | SHT%: 11.56% | MP: 1,189 SHL S49 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 35 | P: 54 | +/-: +20 | PIM: 58 | SHT%: 9.13% | MP: 1,166 SHL S50 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 22 | A: 19 | P: 41 | +/-: +4 | PIM: 37 | SHT%: 12.22% | MP: 1,082 SHL S51 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 21 | A: 39 | P: 60 | +/-: +20 | PIM: 27 | SHT%: 11.23% | MP: 1,123 SHL S52 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 16| P: 35 | +/-: +7 | PIM: 62 | SHT%: 9.84% | MP: 1,093 SHL S53 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 22 | P: | +/-: +1 | PIM: 45 | SHT%: 5.9% | MP: 1,179 SHL S54 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 15 | P: | +/-: +20 | PIM: 14 | SHT%: 6.4% | MP: 1,047 SHL S55 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 18 | P: | +/-: +25 | PIM: 30 | SHT%: 7.8% | MP: 984 SHL S56 | ATL | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 14 | P: | +/-: +9 | PIM: 138 | SHT%: 6.7% | MP: 842 SHL S57 | ATL | GP: 66 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: | +/-: -4 | PIM: 113| SHT%: 2.3%| MP: 821 SHL S58 | ATL | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 9 | P: | +/-: -13 | PIM: 148 | SHT%: 3.9% | MP: 983 SHL S59 | ATL | GP: 66 | G: 4 | A: 13 | P: 17 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 73 | SHT%: 5.6% | MP: 980 SMJHL Total | STL | GP: 150 | G: 47 | A: 61 | P: 108 | +/-: +36 | PIM: 41 | SHT%: 13.58% | MP: 2653 SHL Total | SEA/EDM/NOLA/ATL | GP: 998 | G: 264 | A: 382 | P: 646 | +/-: +159 | H: 2,361 | SHT: 2754 | PIM: 882 | SHT%: 11.18% | MP: 19,323 SHL Total | SEA | GP: 150 | G: 50 | A: 58 | P: 108 | +/-: +12 | PIM: 48 | SHT%: 11.11% | MP: 2,988 SHL Total | EDM | GP: 100 | G: 26 | A: 33 | P: 59 | +/-: +28 | PIM: 62 | SHT%: 10.53% | MP: 1,676 SHL Total | NOLA | GP: 500 | G: 174 | A: 249 | P: 423 | +/-: +137 | PIM: 300 | SHT%: 9.95% | MP: 11,033 SHL Total | ATL | GP: 248 | G: 14 | A: 42 | P: 56 | +/-: -18 | PIM: 472 | SHT%: 4.53% | MP: 3,626 ---------------------------------------------------------- Playoff Stats: SMJHL S38 | STL | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 136 SMJHL S39 | STL | GP: 13 | G: 3 | A: 7 | P: 10 | +/-: +11 | PIM: 12 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 265 SMJHL S40 | STL | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 12.00% | MP: 137 SHL S41 | SEA | Did not make it SHL S42 | SEA | Did not make it SHL S43 | SEA | GP: 6 | G: 4 | A: 0 | P: 4 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 6 | SHT%: 26.67% | MP: 135 SHL S44 | EDM | GP: 11 | G: 4 | A: 5 | P: 9 | +/-: 4 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 16.67% | MP: 206 SHL S45 | EDM | GP: 18 | G: 6 | A: 2 | P: 8 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 35 | SHT%: 13.95 | MP: 242 SHL S46 | NOLA | GP: 20 | G: 11 | A: 6 | P: 17 | +/-: +6 | PIM: 6 | SHT%: 16.42 | MP: 436 SHL S47 | NOLA | GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 7.14% | MP: 167 SHL S48 | NOLA | GP: 13 | G: 4 | A: 7 | P: 11 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 13 | SHT%: 7.41% | MP: 335 SHL S49 | NOLA | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 12 | SHT%: 4.17% | MP: 254 SHL S50 | NOLA | GP: 10 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 9 | SHT%: 6.90% | MP 226 SHL S51 | NOLA | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 114 SHL S52 | NOLA | GP: 13 | G: 7 | A: 3 | P: 10 | +/-: +3 | PIM: 7 | SHT%: 12.73% | MP: 331 SHL S53 | NOLA | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 5.9% | MP: 179 SHL S54 | NOLA | GP: 17 | G: 1 | A: 6 | P: 7 | +/-: -7 | PIM: 16 | SHT%: 4.5% | MP: 387 SHL S55 | NOLA | GP: 20 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 7.4% | MP: 384 SHL S56 | ATL | GP: 11 | G: 0 | A: 4 | P: 4 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 9 | SHT%: 0.0% | MP: 190 SHL S57 | ATL | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.0% | MP: 107 SHL S58 | ATL | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 6.7% | MP: 162 SHL S59 | ATL | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 0.0% | MP: 66 SMJHL Total | STL | GP: 28 | G: 3 | A: 10 | P: 13 | +/-: +11 | PIM: 16 | SHT%: 5.17% | MP: 538 SHL Total | SEA/EDM/NOLA/ATL | GP: 194 | G: 47 | A: 57 | P: 104 | +/-: -15 | PIM: 123 | SHT%: % | MP: 3,921 SHL Total | SEA | GP: 6 | G: 4 | A: 0 | P: 4 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 6 | SHT%: 26.67% | MP: 135 SHL Total | EDM | GP: 29 | G: 10 | A: 7 | P: 17 | +/-: +5 | PIM: 35 | SHT%: 14.93% | MP: 448 SHL Total | NOLA | GP: 123 | G: 32 | A: 48 | P: 80 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 69 | SHT%: | MP: 2813 SHL Total | ATL | GP: 36 | G: 1 | A: 6 | P: 7 | +/-: -13 | PIM: 13 | SHT%: | MP: 525 ---------------------------------------------------------- International Play: Round Robin IIHF S38 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 33 WJC S38 | EUC | GP: 5 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 4 | SHT% 18.18% | MP: 89 IIHF S39 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 111 WJC S39 | EUE | GP: 3 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 10.00% | MP: 45 IIHF S40 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 4 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 178 WJC S40 | USSR | GP: 6 | G: 3 | A: 2 | P: 5 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 4 | SHT%: 20:00% | MP: 123 IIHF S41 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 4 | P: 4 | +/-: -6 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 188 IIHF S42 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 10.71% | MP: 216 IIHF S43 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 12.00% | MP: 215 IIHF S44 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 3 | A: 6 | P: 9 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 8.33% | MP: 214 IIHF S45 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 9.68% | MP: 226 IIHF S46 | CZE | GP: 12 | G: 8 | A: 8 | P: 16 | +/-: +9 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 19.51% | MP: 287 IIHF S47 | CZE | GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 5 | P: 8 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 6.12% | MP: 289 IIHF S48 | CZE | GP: 12 | G: IIHF S49 | CZE | GP: IIHF Total | CZE | GP: 104 | G: 23 | A: 36 | P: 59 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 10 | SHT%: 9.24% | MP: 1957 WJC Total | CZE | GP: 14 | G: 6 | A: 3 | P: 9 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 8 | SHT%: 16.67% | MP: 257 ---------------------------------------------------------- International Play: Medal IIHF S38 | CZE | Did Not Advance WJC S38 | EUC | GP: 2 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 45 IIHF S39 | CZE | Did Not Advance WJC S39 | EUE | GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0 | MP: 16 IIHF S40 | CZE | Did Not Advance WJC S40 | USSR | GP: 3 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 33.33% | MP: 62 IIHF S41 | CZE | Did Not Advance IIHF S42 | CZE | GP: 1 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 25.00% | MP: 22 IIHF S43 | CZE | Did Not Advance IIHF S44 | CZE | GP: 3 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 67 IIHF S45 | CZE | GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 21 IIHF S46 | CZE | GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 22 IIHF Total | CZE | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 5.56% | MP: 132 WJC Total | CZE | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 15.38% | MP: 123 ---------------------------------------------------------- Transactions: - S38 SMJHL Draft 24 OA - Signed a One-year $3 Million contract with the Scarecrows - S39 SHL Draft 16OA by the Seattle Riot - S39 Signed a Two-season $4 Million contract, with a team option, with the Seattle Riot - Named S39 St. Louis Scarecrows Assistant Captain - S41 Signed a Three-season $17 million contract with Seattle Riot - S41 SHL Rookie Season with Seattle Riot - S44 Signed Two-Season $11 million contract with Seattle Riot - S43-44 Offseason Traded to Edmonton Blizzard - S46 Signed Six-Season $30 Million Contract with the New Orleans Specters - S56 Expansion Draft 15th Overall to the Atlanta Inferno --------------------------------------------------------- Awards: - S39 Laurifer Trophy: St. Louis Scarecrows || 34-14-2 - S39 Four Star Cup Championship: St. Louis Scarecrows || 8-5 - S39 St. Louis Scarecrows Luke Riggs Award - S39 Oriens Trophy - S39 Brodie Witzel Trophy Nominee - S40 Raymond Lindsay Trophy - S40 Jared Hanson Trophy - S40 Roberto Martucci Trophy - S40 Ideen Fallah Trophy - S40 Zach Miller Trophy Nominee - S40 WJC Gold - S41 SHL All Rookie Team - S44 Presidents Cup: Edmonton Blizzard || 35-11-4 - S45 Presidents Cup: Edmonton Blizzard || 41-6-3 - S45 Challenge Cup Champions: Edmonton Blizzard || 12-6 - S47 First Team All-Star - S47 Ron Mexico Trophy - S47 Sarmad Khan Throphy - S47 Sergei Karpotsov Trophy - S47 Jay McDonald Trophy - S49 SHL First Team All-Star - S49 Ron Mexico Nomination - S49 Damian Littleton Trophy - S49 IIHF Bronze Medal - S51 SHL Third Team All-Star - S53 IIHF Silver Medal - S54 Challenge Cup Champions: New Orleans Specters - S54 IIHF Bronze Medal - S58 Turd Ferguson Trophy - S59 IIHF Silver Medal - S61 Hall of Fame DeMaricus Smyth || IIHF GM || Czechia || S38 - IIHF Overall Record: 98-97-23 - S38 Round Robin: 4-6-0 - S39 Round Robin: 4-6-0 - S40 Round Robin: 2-3-5 - S41 Round Robin: 2-7-1 - S42 Quarterfinals: 4-5-2 - S43 Round Robin: 3-7-0 - S44 4th Place: 7-6-0 - S45 Quarterfinals: 6-5-0 - S46 Quarterfinal: 7-6-0 - S47 Round Robin: 3-7-2 - S48 Round Robin:2-8-2 - S49 Bronze Medal: 9-5-1 - S50 Quarterfinals: 7-5-1 - S51 4th Place: 9-3-2 - S52 Group Stage: 3-6-3 - S53 Silver Medal: 9-4-2 - S54 Bronze Medal: 10-3-1 - S55 Quarterfinals: 7-5-1 WJC Overall Record: 22-13-2 - S38 | EUC | Semifinals: 4-3-0 - S39 | EUC | Semifinals: 3-1 - S40 | EUE | Gold Medal: 6-3-0 - S49 | UCORCAL | 4th Place: 9-6-0 09-05-2018, 10:04 PM Beaver Wrote: 12-19-2018, 12:31 AM Beaver Wrote:
04-15-2020, 01:19 AM Blastmeaway Wrote:
Comfort, hydration, acclimation to your pissing environment. I could state further but I'm sure you get my point.
04-15-2020, 01:24 AM efiug Wrote: 04-15-2020, 01:19 AM Blastmeaway Wrote: Yes but what about over hydration? What if I drink too much water on the toilet and drown?
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DeMaricus Smyth || C || Hall of Fame ||New Orleans Specters/Czechia|| 1854 Peak Name: DeMaricus Smyth Hometown: Blansko, Czech Republic Height: 6'2" Weight: 197 Number: 42 ---------------------------------------------------------- Regular Season Stats: SMJHL S38 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 5 | P: 8 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 6.67% | MP: 536 SMJHL S39 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 24 | P: 43 | +/-: +25 | PIM: 22 | SHT%: 14.62% | MP: 1050 SMJHL S40 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 25 | A: 32 | P: 57 | +/-: +14 | PIM: 17 | SHT%: 14.62% | MP: 1067 SHL S41 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 18 | P: 30 | +/-: +7 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 7.50% | MP: 951 SHL S42 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 18 | P: 37 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 13 | SHT%: 13.57% | MP: 1023 SHL S43 | SEA | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 22 | P: 41 | +/-: +6 | PIM: 35 | SHT%: 12.67% | MP: 1014 SHL S44 | EDM | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 13 | P: 28 | +/-: +16 | PIM: 28 | SHT%: 12.30% | MP: 966 SHL S45 | EDM | GP: 50 | G: 11 | A: 20 | P: 31 | +/-: +12 | PIM: 34 | SHT%: 8.80% | MP: 710 SHL S46 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 16 | A: 28 | P: 44 | +/-: +9 | PIM: 28 | SHT%: 9.36 | MP: 1,024 SHL S47 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 28 | A: 34 | P: 62 | +/-: +27 | PIM: 38 | SHT%: 12.84% | MP: 1,146 SHL S48 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 23 | A: 23 | P: 46 | +/-: +4 | PIM: 83 | SHT%: 11.56% | MP: 1,189 SHL S49 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 35 | P: 54 | +/-: +20 | PIM: 58 | SHT%: 9.13% | MP: 1,166 SHL S50 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 22 | A: 19 | P: 41 | +/-: +4 | PIM: 37 | SHT%: 12.22% | MP: 1,082 SHL S51 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 21 | A: 39 | P: 60 | +/-: +20 | PIM: 27 | SHT%: 11.23% | MP: 1,123 SHL S52 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 19 | A: 16| P: 35 | +/-: +7 | PIM: 62 | SHT%: 9.84% | MP: 1,093 SHL S53 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 22 | P: | +/-: +1 | PIM: 45 | SHT%: 5.9% | MP: 1,179 SHL S54 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 8 | A: 15 | P: | +/-: +20 | PIM: 14 | SHT%: 6.4% | MP: 1,047 SHL S55 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 18 | P: | +/-: +25 | PIM: 30 | SHT%: 7.8% | MP: 984 SHL S56 | ATL | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 14 | P: | +/-: +9 | PIM: 138 | SHT%: 6.7% | MP: 842 SHL S57 | ATL | GP: 66 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: | +/-: -4 | PIM: 113| SHT%: 2.3%| MP: 821 SHL S58 | ATL | GP: 66 | G: 3 | A: 9 | P: | +/-: -13 | PIM: 148 | SHT%: 3.9% | MP: 983 SHL S59 | ATL | GP: 66 | G: 4 | A: 13 | P: 17 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 73 | SHT%: 5.6% | MP: 980 SMJHL Total | STL | GP: 150 | G: 47 | A: 61 | P: 108 | +/-: +36 | PIM: 41 | SHT%: 13.58% | MP: 2653 SHL Total | SEA/EDM/NOLA/ATL | GP: 998 | G: 264 | A: 382 | P: 646 | +/-: +159 | H: 2,361 | SHT: 2754 | PIM: 882 | SHT%: 11.18% | MP: 19,323 SHL Total | SEA | GP: 150 | G: 50 | A: 58 | P: 108 | +/-: +12 | PIM: 48 | SHT%: 11.11% | MP: 2,988 SHL Total | EDM | GP: 100 | G: 26 | A: 33 | P: 59 | +/-: +28 | PIM: 62 | SHT%: 10.53% | MP: 1,676 SHL Total | NOLA | GP: 500 | G: 174 | A: 249 | P: 423 | +/-: +137 | PIM: 300 | SHT%: 9.95% | MP: 11,033 SHL Total | ATL | GP: 248 | G: 14 | A: 42 | P: 56 | +/-: -18 | PIM: 472 | SHT%: 4.53% | MP: 3,626 ---------------------------------------------------------- Playoff Stats: SMJHL S38 | STL | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 136 SMJHL S39 | STL | GP: 13 | G: 3 | A: 7 | P: 10 | +/-: +11 | PIM: 12 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 265 SMJHL S40 | STL | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 12.00% | MP: 137 SHL S41 | SEA | Did not make it SHL S42 | SEA | Did not make it SHL S43 | SEA | GP: 6 | G: 4 | A: 0 | P: 4 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 6 | SHT%: 26.67% | MP: 135 SHL S44 | EDM | GP: 11 | G: 4 | A: 5 | P: 9 | +/-: 4 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 16.67% | MP: 206 SHL S45 | EDM | GP: 18 | G: 6 | A: 2 | P: 8 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 35 | SHT%: 13.95 | MP: 242 SHL S46 | NOLA | GP: 20 | G: 11 | A: 6 | P: 17 | +/-: +6 | PIM: 6 | SHT%: 16.42 | MP: 436 SHL S47 | NOLA | GP: 7 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 7.14% | MP: 167 SHL S48 | NOLA | GP: 13 | G: 4 | A: 7 | P: 11 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 13 | SHT%: 7.41% | MP: 335 SHL S49 | NOLA | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 12 | SHT%: 4.17% | MP: 254 SHL S50 | NOLA | GP: 10 | G: 2 | A: 6 | P: 8 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 9 | SHT%: 6.90% | MP 226 SHL S51 | NOLA | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 114 SHL S52 | NOLA | GP: 13 | G: 7 | A: 3 | P: 10 | +/-: +3 | PIM: 7 | SHT%: 12.73% | MP: 331 SHL S53 | NOLA | GP: 7 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 5.9% | MP: 179 SHL S54 | NOLA | GP: 17 | G: 1 | A: 6 | P: 7 | +/-: -7 | PIM: 16 | SHT%: 4.5% | MP: 387 SHL S55 | NOLA | GP: 20 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 7.4% | MP: 384 SHL S56 | ATL | GP: 11 | G: 0 | A: 4 | P: 4 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 9 | SHT%: 0.0% | MP: 190 SHL S57 | ATL | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.0% | MP: 107 SHL S58 | ATL | GP: 11 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 6.7% | MP: 162 SHL S59 | ATL | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 0.0% | MP: 66 SMJHL Total | STL | GP: 28 | G: 3 | A: 10 | P: 13 | +/-: +11 | PIM: 16 | SHT%: 5.17% | MP: 538 SHL Total | SEA/EDM/NOLA/ATL | GP: 194 | G: 47 | A: 57 | P: 104 | +/-: -15 | PIM: 123 | SHT%: % | MP: 3,921 SHL Total | SEA | GP: 6 | G: 4 | A: 0 | P: 4 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 6 | SHT%: 26.67% | MP: 135 SHL Total | EDM | GP: 29 | G: 10 | A: 7 | P: 17 | +/-: +5 | PIM: 35 | SHT%: 14.93% | MP: 448 SHL Total | NOLA | GP: 123 | G: 32 | A: 48 | P: 80 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 69 | SHT%: | MP: 2813 SHL Total | ATL | GP: 36 | G: 1 | A: 6 | P: 7 | +/-: -13 | PIM: 13 | SHT%: | MP: 525 ---------------------------------------------------------- International Play: Round Robin IIHF S38 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 33 WJC S38 | EUC | GP: 5 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 4 | SHT% 18.18% | MP: 89 IIHF S39 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 111 WJC S39 | EUE | GP: 3 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 10.00% | MP: 45 IIHF S40 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 4 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 178 WJC S40 | USSR | GP: 6 | G: 3 | A: 2 | P: 5 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 4 | SHT%: 20:00% | MP: 123 IIHF S41 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 0 | A: 4 | P: 4 | +/-: -6 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 188 IIHF S42 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | +/-: -4 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 10.71% | MP: 216 IIHF S43 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 12.00% | MP: 215 IIHF S44 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 3 | A: 6 | P: 9 | +/-: +2 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 8.33% | MP: 214 IIHF S45 | CZE | GP: 10 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | +/-: +1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 9.68% | MP: 226 IIHF S46 | CZE | GP: 12 | G: 8 | A: 8 | P: 16 | +/-: +9 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 19.51% | MP: 287 IIHF S47 | CZE | GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 5 | P: 8 | +/-: -3 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 6.12% | MP: 289 IIHF S48 | CZE | GP: 12 | G: IIHF S49 | CZE | GP: IIHF Total | CZE | GP: 104 | G: 23 | A: 36 | P: 59 | +/-: -10 | PIM: 10 | SHT%: 9.24% | MP: 1957 WJC Total | CZE | GP: 14 | G: 6 | A: 3 | P: 9 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 8 | SHT%: 16.67% | MP: 257 ---------------------------------------------------------- International Play: Medal IIHF S38 | CZE | Did Not Advance WJC S38 | EUC | GP: 2 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 45 IIHF S39 | CZE | Did Not Advance WJC S39 | EUE | GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: -2 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0 | MP: 16 IIHF S40 | CZE | Did Not Advance WJC S40 | USSR | GP: 3 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 33.33% | MP: 62 IIHF S41 | CZE | Did Not Advance IIHF S42 | CZE | GP: 1 | G: 1 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 25.00% | MP: 22 IIHF S43 | CZE | Did Not Advance IIHF S44 | CZE | GP: 3 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 67 IIHF S45 | CZE | GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 21 IIHF S46 | CZE | GP: 1 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 1 | +/-: 0 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 0.00% | MP: 22 IIHF Total | CZE | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 2 | P: 3 | +/-: -5 | PIM: 0 | SHT%: 5.56% | MP: 132 WJC Total | CZE | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 0 | P: 2 | +/-: -1 | PIM: 2 | SHT%: 15.38% | MP: 123 ---------------------------------------------------------- Transactions: - S38 SMJHL Draft 24 OA - Signed a One-year $3 Million contract with the Scarecrows - S39 SHL Draft 16OA by the Seattle Riot - S39 Signed a Two-season $4 Million contract, with a team option, with the Seattle Riot - Named S39 St. Louis Scarecrows Assistant Captain - S41 Signed a Three-season $17 million contract with Seattle Riot - S41 SHL Rookie Season with Seattle Riot - S44 Signed Two-Season $11 million contract with Seattle Riot - S43-44 Offseason Traded to Edmonton Blizzard - S46 Signed Six-Season $30 Million Contract with the New Orleans Specters - S56 Expansion Draft 15th Overall to the Atlanta Inferno --------------------------------------------------------- Awards: - S39 Laurifer Trophy: St. Louis Scarecrows || 34-14-2 - S39 Four Star Cup Championship: St. Louis Scarecrows || 8-5 - S39 St. Louis Scarecrows Luke Riggs Award - S39 Oriens Trophy - S39 Brodie Witzel Trophy Nominee - S40 Raymond Lindsay Trophy - S40 Jared Hanson Trophy - S40 Roberto Martucci Trophy - S40 Ideen Fallah Trophy - S40 Zach Miller Trophy Nominee - S40 WJC Gold - S41 SHL All Rookie Team - S44 Presidents Cup: Edmonton Blizzard || 35-11-4 - S45 Presidents Cup: Edmonton Blizzard || 41-6-3 - S45 Challenge Cup Champions: Edmonton Blizzard || 12-6 - S47 First Team All-Star - S47 Ron Mexico Trophy - S47 Sarmad Khan Throphy - S47 Sergei Karpotsov Trophy - S47 Jay McDonald Trophy - S49 SHL First Team All-Star - S49 Ron Mexico Nomination - S49 Damian Littleton Trophy - S49 IIHF Bronze Medal - S51 SHL Third Team All-Star - S53 IIHF Silver Medal - S54 Challenge Cup Champions: New Orleans Specters - S54 IIHF Bronze Medal - S58 Turd Ferguson Trophy - S59 IIHF Silver Medal - S61 Hall of Fame DeMaricus Smyth || IIHF GM || Czechia || S38 - IIHF Overall Record: 98-97-23 - S38 Round Robin: 4-6-0 - S39 Round Robin: 4-6-0 - S40 Round Robin: 2-3-5 - S41 Round Robin: 2-7-1 - S42 Quarterfinals: 4-5-2 - S43 Round Robin: 3-7-0 - S44 4th Place: 7-6-0 - S45 Quarterfinals: 6-5-0 - S46 Quarterfinal: 7-6-0 - S47 Round Robin: 3-7-2 - S48 Round Robin:2-8-2 - S49 Bronze Medal: 9-5-1 - S50 Quarterfinals: 7-5-1 - S51 4th Place: 9-3-2 - S52 Group Stage: 3-6-3 - S53 Silver Medal: 9-4-2 - S54 Bronze Medal: 10-3-1 - S55 Quarterfinals: 7-5-1 WJC Overall Record: 22-13-2 - S38 | EUC | Semifinals: 4-3-0 - S39 | EUC | Semifinals: 3-1 - S40 | EUE | Gold Medal: 6-3-0 - S49 | UCORCAL | 4th Place: 9-6-0 09-05-2018, 10:04 PM Beaver Wrote: 12-19-2018, 12:31 AM Beaver Wrote:
04-15-2020, 11:52 AM Blastmeaway Wrote: 04-15-2020, 01:24 AM efiug Wrote:
That's why you need to know your limit, if you feel like you are in danger then stop.
bump since everyone on this site seems very not relaxed rn
efiug
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