simon takshak is not an alien he is a human born on earth
unlike @
HanTheMan_ 's player i forget his name but he comes from europa or some shit
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I think that Bud Weiser might be an alien. He makes strange sounds at night and rarely shows up for practice. But when he does he shows up quite literally glowing. An aura of blue on his face before he takes a sip of his beer and comes back down to normal. An odd fellow, I don't trust him.
Bás O'Bigbers [S57] || LW || Edmonton Blizzard || TPE:1633 Age: [S57] Birthplace: Swords, Ireland Height: 5'10 Weight: 170 Number: 9 Son of Guts O'Bigbers [S39] ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions Drafted in the 1st Round 9th OVA of the S56 SMJHL Draft by the Newfoundland Berserkers Drafted in the 1st Round 16th OVA of the S57 SHL Draft by the New England Wolfpack S63 Traded by the New England Wolfpack to the Winnipeg Aurora S66 Traded by the Winnipeg Aurora to the Edmonton Blizzard ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Stats S56 || NL || GP: 50 || G: 9 || A: 13 || P: 22 || ATOI: 12:19 || S57 || NL || GP: 66 || G: 11 || A: 17 || P: 28 || ATOI: 17:44 || S58 || NL || GP: 66 || G: 21 || A: 32 || P: 53 || ATOI: 18:20 || "A" || S59 || NL || GP: 66 || G: 15 || A: 34 || P: 49 || ATOI: 16:09 || "C" || ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Stats S60 || NEW || GP: 66 || G: 21 || A: 29 || P: 50 || ATOI: || S61 || NEW || GP: 66 || G: 24 || A: 22 || P: 46 || ATOI: || S62 || NEW || GP: 66 || G: 25 || A: 27 || P: 52 || ATOI: || S63 || NEW/WPG || GP: 63 || G: 17 || A: 29 || P: 46 || ATOI: || S64 || WPG || GP: 36 || G: 23 || A: 20 || P: 43 || ATOI: || S65 || WPG || GP: 36 || G: 23 || A: 20 || P: 43 || ATOI: || S66 || EDM || GP: 36 || G: 23 || A: 20 || P: 43 || ATOI: || ------------------------------------------------------------ Trophy Case Named Assistant Captain of the Newfoundland Berserkers S58 S58 SMJHL All Star S58 SMJHL 2nd All Star Team S58 Zack Miller Trophy Winner Named Captain of the Newfoundland Berserkers S59 S60 Ryan Jesster Trophy Winner S64 All Star
Guinness O'Bigbers [S68] || LW || Former Terrible Player || TPE: Low, very low. Age: [S68] Birthplace: Swords, Ireland Height: 5'11 Weight: 200 Number: 9 Son of Guts O'Bigbers [S39] Brother of Bas O'Bigbers [S39] ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions Drafted ? ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Stats S56 || NL || GP: 50 || G: 9 || A: 13 || P: 22 || ATOI: 12:19 ||
Bas O'Bigbers Jr. [S68] || C || Detroit Falcons || TPE: Low, very low. Age: [S78] Birthplace: Swords, Ireland Height: 5'11 Weight: 200 Number: 9 Son of Bas O'Bigbers [S57] Grandson of Guts O'Bigbers [S39] ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions Drafted ? ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Stats S56 || NL || GP: 50 || G: 9 || A: 13 || P: 22 || ATOI: 12:19 ||
Some weird guy named
Slap McShotty could be an alien. I mean, what kind of name is that? It looks like some kind of memey play on words. I hear his thoughts sometimes, too. I would trust that guy.
Jala
If I had to wager a guess at who's an alien around here, it would have to be Esa Parmborg. No human man is capable of the high level of play he's shown around the league whilst eating as many chicken parms as he consumes.
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Sachimo Zoidberg III - 1,166 TPE - Dragons SHL Regular Season S58 - 66GP-8G-20A-28P-+45-115SOG-54H-52SB S59 - 66GP-4G-27A-31P-+29-148SOG-40H-82SB ----------------------- SHL Playoffs S58 - 5GP-0G-2A-2P--2-5SOG-6H-8SB S59 - 6GP-0G-2A-2P--1-11SOG-4H-11SB ----------------------- SHL Totals ----------------------- SMJHL Regular Season S55 - 50GP-5G-14A-19P--39-91SOG-41H-127SB S56 - 50GP-5G-12A-17P-+4-86SOG-10H-96SB S57 - 66GP-4G-9A-13P--25-90SOG-59H-145SB ----------------------- SMJHL Playoffs S55 - 4GP-0G-0A-0P-0-6SOG-5H-11SB S56 - 5GP-1G-2A-3P--2-7SOG-0H-11SB S57 - 5GP-0G-1A-1P--3-8SOG-3H-7SB ----------------------- SMJHL Totals Final - 180GP-15G-38A-53P--65-289SOG-118H-397SB ----------------------- International Play S55 - 15GP-1G-2A-3P-+7-9SOG-4H-11SB S56 - 15GP-1G-5A-6P-+5-14SOG-6H-19SB S57 - 12GP-0G-1A-1P-+2-21SOG-13H-28SB ----------------------- Achievements S55-Drafted 44th Overall by Nevada (4th Round) S55-Silver Medal in WJC with Canada S55-All-SMJHL Rookie Team S56-Drafted 13th Overall by Calgary (1st Round) S56-Gold Medal in WJC with Canada
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I think Keenan is an alien because he is searching for them. I thought aliens can see each other but it serms like he is a different alien. I am not really a specialist in aliens but he definitely is one of them.
Asclepius Perseus Flitterwind || RW || S55 || Anaheim Outlaws || Hamilton Steelhawks Prospect
Age: 18
Height: 6ft 3in
Weight: 213 lbs
Number: 27
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Transactions:
Signed $1,000,000 contract with Colorado Raptors for S53
Drafted 30th overall by Colorado Raptors in the S54 SMJHL Draft
Signed $4,000,000 contract with Colorado Raptors for S54
Drafted 47th overall by Hamilton Steelhawks in the S55 SHL Draft
Signed $2,500,000 contract with Hamilton Steelhawks for S55
Signed $3,000,000 contract with Hamilton Steelhawks for S56
Traded from Colorado Raptors to Anaheim Outlaws (S56)
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IIHF Career Statistics
S54 LAT GP: 12, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -8, PIM: 0, H: 2, SHT: 2, SB: 3, TOI: 6:55, GR: 49, OGR: 51, DGR: 47
S55 LAT GP: 12, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -9, PIM: 0, H: 0, SHT: 3, SB: 2, TOI: 6:35, GR: 48, OGR: 51, DGR: 45
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SMJHL Career Statistics
S53 COL GP: 12, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -2, PIM: 4, H: 2, SHT: 8, SB: 3, TOI: 8:32, GR: 50, OGR: 50, DGR: 51
S54 COL GP: 50, G: 12, A: 7, P: 19, +/-: +1, PIM: 12, H: 9, SHT: 96, SB: 21, TOI: 14:12, GR: 57, OGR: 58, DGR: 56
S55 COL GP: 50, G: 18, A: 24, P: 42, +/-: +5, PIM: 18, H: 26, SHT: 138, SB: 29, TOI: 18:02, GR: 64, OGR: 62, DGR: 65
S56 COL/ANA GP: 51, G: 15, A: 23, P: 38, +/-: -17, PIM: 10, H: 21, SHT: 139, SB: 37, TOI: 16:49, GR: 65, OGR: 71, DGR: 57
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WJC Career Statistics
S54 UCL GP: 12, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: 0, PIM: 4, H: 2, SHT: 18, SB: 8, TOI: 12:51, GR: 57, OGR: 60, DGR: 57
S55 UCL GP: 12, G: 2, A: 1, P: 3, +/-: 1, PIM: 2, H: 6, SHT: 10, SB: 7, TOI: 14:06, GR: 60, OGR: 57, DGR: 60
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IIHF Playoff Statistics
S54 LAT: Did not qualify
S55 LAT: Did not qualify
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S53 COL GP: 4, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, PIM: 0, H: 2, SHT: 3, SB: 1, AMG: 8:20, GR: 50, OGR: 50, DGR: 50
S54 COL GP: 5, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIM: 0, H: 2, SHT: 12, SB: 0, TOI: 14:03, GR: 59, OGR: 56, DGR: 60
S55 COL GP: 6, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: 0, PIM: 2, H: 0, SHT: 15, SB: 4, TOI: 22:06, GR: 62, OGR: 59, DGR: 65
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WJC Playoff Statistics
S54 UCL GP: 3, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIM: 4, H: 1, SHT: 3, SB: 0, TOI: 11:47, GR: 55, OGR: 57, DGR: 53
S55 UCL GP: 3, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: 0, PIM: 0, H: 2, SHT: 0, SB: 1, TOI: 13:44, GR: 61, OGR: 60, DGR: 59
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Awards:
Named to SMJHL All-Rookie Team (S54)
The Casius Darrow Throphy (most outstanding rookie in Raptors) (S54)
WJC Gold Medal with UCORCAL (S55)
Named to SMJHL All-Star Team (S56)
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Achievements:
First goal with first shot in SMJHL (S53)
First hat-trick in SMJHL (S54)
Gvidas Kazlauskas || LW || Retired
Age: 21
Height: 5 ft 10 in
Weight: 191 lbs
Number: 27
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Transactions:
Signed $3,000,000 contract with Kelowna Knights for S41
Drafted 65th overall by Colorado Raptors in the S42 SMJHL Draft
Signed $3,000,000 contract with Colorado Raptors for S42
Drafted 43rd overall by Los Angeles Panthers in the S43 SHL Draft
Signed $9,000,000 contract with Los Angeles Panthers for S43, S44 and S45
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IIHF Career Statistics
S42 LAT GP: 10, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: 0, PIM: 0, H: 4, SHT: 5, SB: 0, AMG: 6.35
S43 LAT GP: 10, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -2, PIM: 0, H: 2, SHT: 7, SB: 0, AMG: 7.44
S44 LAT GP: 10, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: +1, PIM: 0, H: 2, SHT: 19, SB: 0, AMG: 8.21
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SMJHL Career Statistics
S42 COL GP: 50, G: 19, A: 20, P: 39, +/-: +8, PIM: 18, H: 35, SHT: 150, SB: 4, AMG: 17.18
S43 COL GP: 50, G: 12, A: 14, P: 26, +/-: +8, PIM: 6, H: 29, SHT: 147, SB: 6, AMG: 15.95
S44 COL/DET GP: 50, G: 16, A: 19, P: 35, +/-: -5, PIM: 6, H: 45, SHT: 158, SB: 10, AMG: 16.63
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WJC Career Statistics
S42 LAT GP: 10, G: 3, A: 7, P: 10, +/-: 0, PIM: 6, H: 12, SHT: 22, SB: 1, AMG: 18.10
S43 LAT GP: 14, G: 9, A: 7, P: 16, +/-: +6, PIM: 10, H: 15, SHT: 53, SB: 3, AMG: 19.01
S44 LAT GP: 14, G: 1, A: 8, P: 9, +/-: -1, PIM: 13, H: 12, SHT: 54, SB: 2, AMG: 19.69
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IIHF Playoff Statistics
S44 LAT GP: 3, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: +1, PIM: 0, H: 1, SHT: 3, SB: 0, AMG: 9.11
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SMJHL Playoff Statistics
S41 KEL GP: 15, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: +2, PIM: 2, H: 2, SHT: 3, SB: 0, AMG: 3.77
S42 COL GP: 4, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -1, PIM: 2, H: 6, SHT: 10, SB: 0, AMG: 19.66
S43 COL GP: 7, G: 4, A: 2, P: 6, +/-: +5, PIM: 7, H: 8, SHT: 21, SB: 1, AMG: 15.68
S44 DET GP: 7, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: -1, PIM: 2, H: 3, SHT: 20, SB: 0, AMG: 15.04
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WJC Playoff Statistics
S42 LAT GP: 1, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: +1, PIM: 0, H: 2, SHT: 7, SB: 0, AMG: 22.30
S43 LAT GP: 2, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: +1, PIM: 2, H: 1, SHT: 11, SB: 0, AMG: 18.93
S44 LAT GP: 1, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: +1, PIM: 0, H: 0, SHT: 2, SB: 0, AMG: 18.48
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Awards:
S41 Four Star Cup with Kelowna Knights
S42 Esa Anrikkanen Trophy - Top Rookie
S44 Laurifer Trophy - Team with best overall Record - with Detroit Falcons
S44 IIHF Silver Medals with Team Latvia
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Achievements:
Best point scorer (39 points) among rookies in SMJHL (S42)
Best goal scorer (19 goals) among rookies in SMJHL (S42)
3rd best goal scorer (19 goals) in SMJHL (S42)
5th best point scorer (39 points) among LW in SMJHL (S42)
1st Hat Trick in SMJHL (S43)
Justs Sirmais || C || Retired
Name: Justs Sirmais
Position: C
Player Type: Sniper
Height: 6 ft 5 in
Weight: 231 lbs
Number: 7
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Signed 2-yr/$2.5mil deal with Portland Admirals
Traded to Hamilton Steelhawks
Signed 3-yr/$4mil deal with Hamilton Steelhawks
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Awards:
S30 KEL MVP
Laurifier Trophy: Kelowna Knights
Roberto Martucci Trophy: Justs Sirmais
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With how obviously amazing @
Ace played in the regular season, the obvious conclusion would be him being an alien. The 60+ shot save game vs Toronto was simply astounding.
Theodor Larsson
Team: Maine Drafted: 21st OA By: Maine Timber Games played: 228 Goals: 49 Assists: 79 Points: 138 ---------------------------------------- Playoffs Games played: 41 Goals: 5 Assists: 17 Points: 22 Team: San Francisco Pride Drafted: 8th OA By: New England Wolfpack Games played: 195 Goals: 15 Assists: 49 Points: 64 ---------------------------------------- Playoffs Games played: 11 Goals: 1 Assists: 4 Points: 5 S53 WJC Silver S54 Team Sweden WJC GM S55 Assistant Captain of Maine Timber S56-S57 Captain of Maine Timber S57-S59 New England Co-GM S57 WJC Silver S59 Traded to San Francisco Pride ----------------------------------------
I think the whole head office could be aliens. Sort of a whole, mole men in the center of the earth/takeover thing. Assimilating into our culture through means of sim hockey leagues.
Sazed Kholin || Defence || Great Falls Grizzlies || 208 TPE Name: Sazed Kholin Birthplace: Terris Height: 6'8 Weight: 220 lbs Number: 16 Drafted: SMJHL- Round 2, Pick 21, Great Falls Grizzlies --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Career Accomplisments: ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SMJHL Regular Season Totals: --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- S80 | 00 GP | 00 G | 00 A | 00 P | +/- | 00 PIM | 00 H | 00 SB | 00 SOG | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Totals: --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Wilhelm von Hindenburg II || Center || Kelowna Knights || 268 TPE || Retired Name: Wilhelm von Hindenburg II Birthplace: Germany Height: 6'6 Weight: 220 lbs Number: 44 Drafted: SMJHL- Round 2, Pick 28, Kelowna Knights --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Career Accomplisments: ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SMJHL Regular Season Totals: --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- S69 | 68 GP | 18 G | 12 A | 30 P | -2 | 18 PIM | 69 H | 27 SB | 94 SOG | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Totals: --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jarmo Kekäläinen || Left Wing || Texas Renegades || 1411 TPE || Retired Name: Jarmo Kekäläinen Birthplace: Finland Height: 6'1 Weight: 185 lbs Number: 72 Drafted: SHL- Round 2, Pick 19, San Francisco Pride --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Career Accomplisments: WJC S57 Gold (Finland) WJC S58 Gold (Finland) WJC S59 Silver (Finland) SMJHL S57 2nd Team All-Star ------------------------------------------------------------ Career Statistics: SMJHL Regular Season Totals: --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- S56-59 | 247 GP | 63 G | 96 A | 159 P | +15 | 68 PIM | 202 H | 151 SB | 562 SOG | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Totals: --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- S60 [MTL] | 66 GP | 11 G | 19 A | 30 P | -23 | 14 PIM | 86 H | 60 SB | 139 SOG | S61 [MTL] | 66 GP | 08 G | 19 A | 27 P | -10 | 20 PIM | 85 H | 67 SB | 135 SOG | S62 [MTL] | 66 GP | 13 G | 13 A | 26 P | -82 | 32 PIM | 69 H | 130 SB|114 SOG | S63 [MTL] | 66 GP | 09 G | 19 A | 28 P | -40 | 18 PIM | 63 H | 98 SB | 130 SOG | S64 [TEX] | 66 GP | 12 G | 18 A | 30 P | +18| 18 PIM | 74 H | 64 SB | 144 SOG | S65 [TEX] | 66 GP | 24 G | 25 A | 49 P | -21 | 26 PIM | 103 H | 127 SB | 187 SOG | S66 [TEX] | 66 GP | 24 G | 39 A | 63 P | -27 | 45 PIM | 116 H | 61 SB | 229 SOG | S67 [TEX] | 66 GP | 17 G | 29 A | 46 P | -30 | 37 PIM | 96 H | 60 SB | 169 SOG | S65 [TEX] | 66 GP | 23 G | 28 A | 51 P | -40 | 24 PIM | 93 H | 31SB | 154 SOG | --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- TOT | 594 GP | 141 G | 209 A | 350 P | -255 | 234 PIM | 785 H | 698 SB | 1393 SOG |
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Ohh man. I hope that he is the only one alien in this league. I am afraid of them. Haha.. But maybe I'm an alien , too? Who knows, who knows.. Everyone of us can be an alien.
Jorec
Do you know who isn't an Alien? Pojo Biscuit. I've definately never seen him out late at night, standing in the field behind the rink completely buck naked, conversing with several grey aliens. Their horrible, distented bodies bent down to speak with him but their attitude one of reverence. As if speaking to their superior. I definitely wasn't caught soon after and I definitely haven't had my mind altered in order to make sure I never divulge that Pojo Biscuit is, in fact, an alien. Because he's not.
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I was suspicious when I played with him in New Orleans, but I now feel confident that DeMaricus Smyth is indeed an alien. I mean, he is still playing at a high level in the SHL, he just keeps going!! No human can play for as long as and as well as Smyth, there's no other answer.
Lyle Odelein III || D || New Orleans Specter || Crow Alum || Team Canada Name: Lyle Odelein III Height: 6'2" Weight: 210 lbs Number: 24 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Stats S47 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: +13 | H: 25 | SB: 22 | S: 13 PIMS: 26 S48 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 9 | A: 24 | P: 33 | +/-: +9 | H: 87 | SB: 62| | S: 80 | PIMS: 62
S49 | STL | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 29 | P: 33 | +/-: -1 | H: 26 | SB: 65| | S: 76 | PIMS: 20
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SHL Regular Season Stats S50 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 1 | A: 14 | P: 15 | +/-: +18 | H: 76 | SB: 40 | S: 40 PIMS: 26
S51 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 11 | P: 14 | +/-: +8 | H: 54 | SB: 30 | S: 28 PIMS: 30
S52 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 20 | P: 25 | +/-: +11 | H: 70 | SB: 55 | S: 95 PIMS: 32
S53 | NOLA | GP: 50 | G: 7 | A: 19 | P: 26 | +/-: +4 | H: 91 | SB: 52 | S: 100 PIMS: 28 ------------------------------------------------------------
WJC Tournament
S47 | CAN | GP: 26 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: +8 | H: 13 | SB: 21 | S: 13 PIMS: 10
S48 | CAN | GP: 14 | G: 2 | A: 14 | P: 16 | +/-: +11 | H: 22 | SB: 24 | S: 13 PIMS: 14
S49 | CAN | GP: 14 | G: 2 | A: 8 | P: 10 | +/-: +5 | H: 24 | SB: 12 | S: 12 PIMS: 8
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IIHF Tournament S49 | CAN | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 0 | P: 0 | +/-: 0 - | H: 0 | SB: 2 | S: 2 PIMS: 0
S50 | CAN | GP: 12 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: 0 - | H: 3 | SB: 10 | S: 3 PIMS: 0
S51 | CAN | GP: 12 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: 2 - | H: 7 | SB: 10 | S: 10 PIMS: 2 S52 | CAN | GP: 12 | G: 3 | A: 2 | P: 5 | +/-: 1 - | H: 9 | SB: 12 | S: 28 PIMS: 6
S52 | CAN | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: 12 - | H: 17 | SB: 13 | S: 25 PIMS: 14
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Career achievements
S47 - WJC - Gold medal w/ Team Canada
S48 - SMJHL - Named Alternate Captain for St. Louis Scarecrows
S48 - WJC - Gold medal w/ Team Canada
S48 - WJC - Won Harvey Danger award w/ Team Canada - best defender at WJC
S50 - SHL - Called up to play for NOLA
S50 - IIHF - Won bronze medal w/ Team Canada
S52 - Named Alternate Captain for New Orleans Specters
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Henrik Lekberg Osterman is clearly an alien. He scored a remarkable 66 points this season for San Francisco, a team a lot of people had written off, to take them to playoffs. Clearly not human at the very least as no mere human could have performed so well.
the alien is obviously goldenface. the nefarious villain and lifetime nemesis of michael scarn is currently disguising himself as a human being with the los angeles panthers and michael scarn must defeat him again
[S46] Michael Scarn - F - Philadelphia Forge Drafted #17 Overall Season 45 Draft by Colorado Raptors Drafted #27 Overall Season 46 Draft by Winnipeg Jets TPE: 1500 | Lifetime TPE: 2122 | Peak TPE: 2057 ============================================================ Career Highlights: 5x SHL Challenge Cup (S55, S56, S58, S61, S63) 2x SHL All-Star 1st Team (S57, S58) 2x SHL All-Star 3rd Team (S55, S56) 1x Sarmad Khan Trophy (S57) 1x Sergei Karpotsov Trophy (S57) 1x IIHF Silver Medal (S53) 2x IIHF Bronze Medal (S49, S54) ============================================================ SHL Regular Season: SHL S47 (WPG): 50 GP, 15 G, 11 A, 26 P, +/-: +3, 24 Hits SHL S48 (WPG): 50 GP, 08 G, 15 A, 23 P, +/-: +2, 24 Hits SHL S49 (WPG): 50 GP, 11 G, 13 A, 24 P, +/-: -9, 33 Hits SHL S50 (BUF): 50 GP, 12 G, 12 A, 24 P, +/-: +4, 68 Hits SHL S51 (BUF): 50 GP, 15 G, 15 A, 30 P, +/-: +1, 7 Hits SHL S52 (BUF): 50 GP, 20 G, 25 A, 45 P, +/-: +3, 8 Hits SHL S53 (BUF): 50 GP, 19 G, 34 A, 53 P, +/-: +11, 157 Hits SHL S54 (BUF): 50 GP, 20 G, 38 A, 58 P, +/-: +32, 107 Hits SHL S55 (BUF): 50 GP, 20 G, 40 A, 60 P, +/-: +34, 123 Hits SHL S56 (HAM): 50 GP, 13 G, 42 A, 55 P, +/-: +37, 124 Hits SHL S57 (HAM): 66 GP, 36 G, 57 A, 93 P, +/-: +54, 129 Hits SHL S58 (HAM): 66 GP, 36 G, 45 A, 81 P, +/-: +11, 141 Hits SHL S59 (SEA): 66 GP, 18 G, 41 A, 59 P, +/-: +17, 142 Hits SHL S60 (SEA/HAM): 64 GP, 23 G, 39 A, 62 P, +/-: -7, 112 Hits SHL S61 (HAM): 66 GP, 27 G, 33 A, 60 P, +/-: +45, 112 Hits SHL S62 (HAM): 66 GP, 27 G, 43 A, 70 P, +/-: +41, 95 Hits SHL S63 (HAM): 66 GP, 24 G, 32 A, 56 P, +/-: +43, 82 Hits SHL S64 (PHI): 66 GP, 23 G, 31 A, 54 P, +/-: +29, 79 Hits Career: 1026 GP, 367 G, 566 A, 933 P, +/-: +351, 1567 Hits ============================================================ Trophy Case/Achievements: S44 WJC Gold Medal, Team Czechoslovakia S46 WJC Gold Medal, Team Czechoslovakia S48 SHL Cole Reinhart Trophy, Winnipeg Jets S49 IIHF Bronze Medal, Team Czechia S52 SHL Nomination for Aiden Richard Trophy - Most Improved Player S53 IIHF Silver Medal, Team Czechia S54 SHL Nomination for Jeff Dar Trophy - Best Two-Way Forward S54 IIHF Bronze Medal, Team Czechia S55 SHL Challenge Cup, Buffalo Stampede S55 SHL All-Star 3rd Team S56 SHL Challenge Cup, Hamilton Steelhawks S56 SHL All-Star 3rd Team S57 SHL All-Star 1st Team S57 SHL Sergei Karpotsov Trophy - Most Points S57 SHL Sarmad Khan Trophy - MVP Voted by Players S58 SHL Challenge Cup, Hamilton Steelhawks S58 SHL All-Star 1st Team S61 SHL Challenge Cup, Hamilton Steelhawks S63 SHL Challenge Cup, Hamilton Steelhawks ============================================================ Transactions: S46 Signed 1 YR / $5.5M contract with Winnipeg Jets S46 Traded to Halifax Raiders from Colorado Raptors S47 Signed 1 YR / $6.0M contract with Winnipeg Jets S48 Signed 3 YR / $18M extension with Winnipeg Jets S50 Traded to Buffalo Stampede from Winnipeg Jets S50 Signed 5 YR / $30M extension with Buffalo Stampede S55 Opted out of 1 YR / $6.0M mutual option with Buffalo Stampede S55 Signed 1 YR / $8.0M extension with Buffalo Stampede S56 Signed 1 YR / $9.5M contract with Hamilton Steelhawks S57 Signed 1 YR / $6.0M extension with Hamilton Steelhawks S58 Signed 1 YR / $6.0M extension with Hamilton Steelhawks S59 Signed 1 YR / $6.0M contract with Seattle Argonauts S60 Signed 1 YR / $6.0M contract with Seattle Argonauts S60 Traded to Hamilton Steelhawks from Seattle Argonauts S61 Signed 1 YR / $6.0M contract with Hamilton Steelhawks S62 Signed 1 YR / $5.0M extension with Hamilton Steelhawks S63 Signed 1 YR / $5.0M extension with Hamilton Steelhawks S64 Signed 1 YR / $6.0M contract with Philadelphia Forge ============================================================ Playoff Statistics: SHL S48 (WPG): 19 GP, 6 G, 8 A, 14 P, +/-: +5 SHL S49 (WPG): 5 GP, 1 G, 0 A, 1 P, +/-: -1 SHL S50 (BUF): 6 GP, 3 G, 1 A, 4 P, +/-: +3 SHL S51 (BUF): 8 GP, 2 G, 3 A, 5 P, +/-: +5 SHL S52 (BUF): 15 GP, 6 G, 4 A, 10 P, +/-: -1 SHL S53 (BUF): 4 GP, 0 G, 3 A, 3 P, +/-: -1 SHL S54 (BUF): 13 GP, 2 G, 6 A, 8 P, +/-: -2 SHL S55 (BUF): 17 GP, 6 G, 7 A, 13 P, +/-: +6 SHL S56 (HAM): 18 GP, 6 G, 13 A, 19 P, +/-: +7 SHL S57 (HAM): 14 GP, 5 G, 9 A, 14 P, +/-: 0 SHL S58 (HAM): 19 GP, 6 G, 17 A, 23 P, +/-: -4 SHL S59 (SEA): 10 GP, 6 G, 3 A, 9 P, +/-: -2 SHL S60 (HAM): 10 GP, 1 G, 7 A, 8 P, +/-: -2 SHL S61 (HAM): 19 GP, 6 G, 15 A, 21 P, +/-: +17 SHL S62 (HAM): 22 GP, 3 G, 11 A, 14 P, +/-: +4 SHL S63 (HAM): 25 GP, 5 G, 9 A, 14 P, +/-: +5 Career: 224 GP, 64 G, 116 A, 180 P, +/-: +39
Rich
I think Axel Meszaros might be an alien. First of all, he has a weird name. This is hockey, so a weird name isn’t really that uncommon. So, I think the better indication he might be an alien is his extreme incompetence on the ice. It’s like he doesn’t even know what hockey is. How does a player like that make it to a professional league? Alien mind control device. That is the only reasonable explanation.
Thanks to sulovilen for the sigs!
Adam Prpich Portal Link Adam Prpich | Center | Los Angeles Panthers Height: 6'1" Weight: 208 lbs Birthplace: Zagreb, Croatia Number: 38 ============================================== 682 games to 1000 points Regular Season Stats: TBD Bobby Lane | Right Wing | Retired Height: 5'11" Weight: 183 lbs Birthplace: East Grand Forks, MN, USA Number: 88 ============================================== Regular Season Stats: S52 - TOR: 50gp | 20g | 26a | 46pts | -6 | 88hits S53 - TOR: 50gp | 12g | 23a | 35pts | -41 | 2hits S54 - TOR: 50gp | 18g | 23a | 41pts | -18 | 14hits S55 - TOR: 50gp | 8g | 10a | 18pts | -41 | 22hits S56 - TOR: 50gp | 21g | 25a | 46pts | -5 | 30hits S57 - TOR: 66gp | 24g | 39a | 63pts | +12 | 67hits S58 - TOR: 66gp | 36g | 42a | 78pts | +17 | 74hits S59 - TOR: 66gp | 28g | 32a | 60pts | +28 | 51hits S60 - TOR: 66gp | 34g | 31a | 65pts | +10 | 61hits S61 - TOR: 66gp | 14g | 40a | 54pts | +2 | 58hits S62 - TOR: 66gp | 21g | 31a | 52pts | -9 | 130hits S63 - LAP: 66gp | 28g | 33a | 61pts | +1 | 84hits S64 - LAP: 66gp | 15g | 36a | 51pts | +36 | 83hits S65 - LAP: 66gp | 12g | 18a | 30pts | +6 | 55hits Jonathan Lundberg |Center| Retired Rollergator Height: 6' Weight: 196 lbs Birthplace: Gothenburg, Sweden Number: 31 Position: Center ============================================== Regular Season Stats: S24 - KEL: 52gp | 1g | 5a | 6pts | -1 S25 - KEL: 50gp | 13g | 17a | 30pts | +14 S26 - KEL: 50gp | 13g | 32a | 45pts | +14 S27 - KEL: 50gp | 18g | 37a | 55pts | +21 S28 - WKP: 50gp | 7g | 11a | 18pts | +9 | 99hits S29 - MAN/WIN: 48gp | 9g | 27a | 36pts | +11 | 108hits S30 - NEW: 50gp | 9g | 20a | 29pts | +13 | 88hits S31 - NEW: 50gp | 11g | 22a | 33pts | +11 | 60hits S32 - NEW: 50gp | 13g | 22a | 35pts | +16 | 58hits S33 - POR: 50gp | 19g | 25a | 44pts | +8 | 156hits S34 - POR: 50gp | 21g | 27a | 48pts | +10 | 179hits S35 - POR: 50gp | 17g | 26a | 43pts | +14 | 176hits S36 - POR/SEA: 51gp | 11g | 24a | 36pts | -18 | 163hits S37 - SEA: 50gp | 17g | 34a | 51pts | +15 | 195hits S38 - SEA: 50gp | 14g | 28a | 42pts | +2 | 229hits S39 - MIN: 50gp | 14g | 25a | 39pts | +11 | 201hits S40 - MIN: 50gp | 16g | 28a | 44pts | +19 | 193hits S41 - MIN: 50gp | 13g | 27a | 40pts | +2 | 207hits S42 - MIN: 50gp | 14g | 16a | 30pts | -3 | 185hits S43 - MIN: 50gp | 15g | 14a | 29pts | -3 | 155hits S44 - TOR: 50gp | 9g | 14a | 23pts | +3 | 189hits S45 - SFP: 50gp | 11g | 17a | 28pts | -6 | 180hits S46 - SFP/EDM: 50gp | 11g | 18a | 29pts | +1 | 197hits ======================================== S24 - Signed as a UDFA with the Kelowna Knights S25 - Selected 18th overall by Calgary S25 - Won Four Star Cup with the Kelowna Knights S28 - Rights traded to West Kendall. Signed for 2 seasons S28 - Selected to SHL All-Star Rookie Team S29 - Traded to Manhattan S29 - Traded to Winnipeg S30 - Signed with New England for 2 seasons. S30 - Won Challenge Cup with New England Wolfpack S31 - Won Challenge Cup with New England Wolfpack S32 - Signed with New England for 1 season. S33 - Signed with Portland for 3 seasons. S35 - Extended with Portland for 3 more seasons. S36 - Traded to Seattle. S38 - Rights traded to Minnesota. S38 - Signed with Minnesota for 2 seasons. S39 - Won Challenge Cup with the Minnesota Chiefs S39 - Extended with Minnesota through S43. S44 - Signed with the Toronto North Stars for 1 season. S45 - Signed with the San Francisco Pride for 1 season. S46 - Signed with the San Francisco Pride for 1 season. Check out past episodes of Rich and Luke!
It has to be @
ml002 no human can be this good as a gm. His talent is insane so it has to be him!
Not that it is a problem to me but still he has to be one
Or @
honkerrs for being a fan of triss
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