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ddrector · 08-26-2021, 03:06 PM

PBE PT

Pickle Juice · 08-26-2021, 03:13 PM

In the morning, after Ty Murphy wakes up, he immediately showers and brushes his teeth because hygiene is of utmost importance. After the morning necessities are complete, it is time to get a pre-game skate in. Ty will head to the rink blasting tunes to get in the right headspace. Once at the rink, he will walk into the locker room and take a shot of Wild Turkey 101 with the boys. This is to thin the blood a little and to wake everyone up. Ty always stays on the ice the longest for his pregame skates, because he strives to be the best. After the skate is completed, he will go home and make a meal consisting of oats, who grain bread, and grain fed beef (never grass fed). After his meal he takes a nap, then wakes up and attends his game. Usually this game includes a lot of time on the bench with minimal bombs or moms clapped. After the game he will go home and immediately go to bed, ready to do it all over the next day.

Justice · 08-26-2021, 03:16 PM

PBE Affiliate

***micool132*** · 08-26-2021, 03:24 PM

Today is the day Angus McFife wins the cup. He's been meditating and projecting taht day since forever. Im gonna win the cup, im gonna win the cup he said all the time. This morning, he eats the complete english breakfast, he kisses his Czech Princess goodbye and will spend the wole day at the arena. It's the cup game and he wants to absorb every ounce of energy he can from the surrounding. A bit of training, cheering the teamates, making sure they are in the best mood and form. No dinner, the breakfast was heavy enough, maybe some oatmeal later and fruits before the game. Can't risk getting stomach cramps. The cup is allegedly in the building, he can smell it. Hours later, puck drop time has arrived. The puck is droping in 5 seconds, at 7:00 exactly. 3... 2. 1..... BEEP BEEEP BEEP BEEP the clock alarm is sounding full force. Was it only a dream? no... a nightmare. im gonna win the cup.... time for some breakfast.

Blastmeaway · 08-26-2021, 03:43 PM

on sim day game day towelie wakes up and wonders what the heck happened last night that made him turn into a sim towel in the middle of the night during his sleep. But no fear because towelie is a towel and made for 2D purposes. So in the game day that towelie is a sim towel, he does as he would any other game day and tend to his many flowers with great buds. Then after a nice peaceful afternoons rest in his zen garden sim towelie makes his way to the rink via the local public transit available. Sim Towelie, once at the rink for the day of the game, got to work on his pre-game meal before his pre-game nap in his stall on his hook. Pre-game meal consists of the usual a heavy bowl of mixed greens and a lovely baguette with oil on the side.

Shout out to ml002, schultzy, slashacm, tedward!
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09-05-2018, 10:04 PMBeaver Wrote: Wow look what the PT affiliation has done to our pristine league.

12-19-2018, 12:31 AMBeaver Wrote: I personally blame the PT affiliation for handing out massive amounts of free TPE to all these players, inflating the TPE they're at when they get called up.

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Rabidsponge21 · 08-26-2021, 04:08 PM

PBE PT

JT3 · 08-26-2021, 05:28 PM

Noel has just moved into his new home in Baltimore, a nice little quiet suburb road. He starts his morning with a nice healthy breakfast (lots of fruit, oats, etc.) before heading out the door to the Platoon practice facility. He does his usual off-ice workout routine, today being leg day, and then follows that up with his on-ice routine along with a handful of his teammates who are also in town before preseason starts. Once that's done its all leisure time. Noel loves to dive into a book or two in the afternoon before having a little afternoon nap. For supper he often fires up the barbecue, except wait a second... the barbecue is on fire! Oh my god Noel is now on fire too! He panic's and jumps into the pool only to remember that the builders had not yet installed the ladder. Instead of burning to death he drowns in his 10 foot deep pool after treading water as long as he could. The Platoon are now down a top prospect, what a shame.

Credits to OrbitingDeath, Tweedle, Incite, Wasty, and Slothfacekilla for sigs!

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**Rich** · 08-26-2021, 05:51 PM

Fileworker PT pass

greencityny · 08-26-2021, 06:18 PM

The sims? This sounds like child's play. We're here to play simulation hockey not flirt with our roommate. But if I had to send Scott Thorn into that childish world he'd be straight to the gym. Bench press in the living room, peleton next to the bed, rowing machine inside the kids room. Not one house chore could be done without first putting in reps. Thorny needs to stay in shape and every emoji, emote, float and poke will require reps on the machine in that room. Making coffee for your wife? Get down and give me 20 before you take a sip. Going to bed with your wife? Get your dumbell weight reps in first. This house will be a living breathing gym with a ice rink in the backyard for shot practice. The neighbors will be pissed at the constant 'ping' every time Thorny misses the net but thats just motivation to improve his shooting accuracy.

Aephino · 08-26-2021, 06:52 PM

Alright so I probably wake up at like 2:30 am. I just sit around on the couch watching TV and I suddenly get up because i REALLY have to go to the bathroom. I eat some food. Then I realize I'm tired again and go back to bed. My alarm wakes me up at 7am, time for practice. Go to "work" for most of the day. Come back, and now I'm exhausted. I take a nap. I wake up, and there's some strangers in my house. Maybe they're fans? Either way, they're talking with each other, so I don't really care. I make some food. These strangers have the AUDACITY to eat my dinner! That I made for myself! Then I notice one of them is lookin pretty fine and start putting the moves on her. Next thing you know, I'm flirting. Too bad I get really fucking embarrassed when she says no. She is embarrassed too, but clearly not that embarrassed because she decides to fall asleep on my couch. I don't care. I go to the bathroom. Then watch TV in a chair while she's on the couch next to me. I'm loving life.

Highhaschdi · 08-26-2021, 07:20 PM

I would also wonder myself how I got into the world of sims and check if I'm still just drunk or high from the day before. After realizing that it's not just my imagination, I would start using good old friend Rosebud a bit to get some money to build a beautiful big house with a pool. I would do then workout at home and watch some TV, so it's not that different than my non-sim life. Then I would look around to see what other sims are near and talk and potentially flirt with them and just hang around waiting for the training. After the training, I would be very exhausted and take a nap, before going to the bathroom and getting something to eat. Then I'd go to sleep again and I would dream about waking up in another world again, maybe it's Pokemon next time! That would be amazing!

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Rangerjase · 08-26-2021, 07:50 PM

Zoltans day as a Sim. I awaken outside on the front lawn in a puddle of my own piss. MIZUNO I shout while waving my hands in the air like I just don't care. The last thing I remember is being dropped off from work. Peddling is hard work, there is no bathroom out there, guess I didn't make it before I fell asleep. I get pretty hungry so I walk around the back of the house, and enter the kitchen. I reach into the fridge and grab some eggs for breakfast. I stand in front of my old 80's style tube TV while eating some much deserved breakfast. I'm barely 50% recovered from that terrible nights sleep but manage to stay awake. I finish my eggs and put the dirty plate on the floor even though i'm about ten steps away from the sink. Aint nobody got time for that. A horn honks outside. Once again it is time for my 14 hour a day peddling job. Off to make some money for Lord Zoltan!

visceralpotamus · 08-26-2021, 09:13 PM

Pasta the Turtle wakes up to a shocking redesign in his bedroom. After walking into various walls without successfully finding the bathroom, a doorway magically appears on his southern wall. He gleefully waddles through and brushes his teeth and goes to the kitchen. He meanders to the fridge, pulls out a box of kelp puffs and cashew milk, grabs a bowl and sits at the island. He pours his cereal and milk into the bowl and ponders his existence as he munches his breakfast. He notices his friend and boss Slavakov at the door. Apparently, he is checking to ensure that pasta has done weekly training. Pasta had forgotten so he ambles guiltily into the gym, and completes a rigorous workout. Despite having just had breakfast, he gulps down a protein shake and goes to the local pond for a long recovery soak. Feeling recharged, he heads home for dinner, and hopefully to go to sleep assuming his house hasn't been magically remodelled.

qWest · 08-26-2021, 09:14 PM

ISFL Welfare

Jericson · 08-26-2021, 09:25 PM

Elwulf Jericson wakes up on his off day from the rink. He knows that he doesn't have much time to get anything done. He starts the day by getting breakfast. 2 hours later, he has finally poured his bowl of cereal and sits to eat it when he realizes that he has to be. 3 hours later, he has finished using the restroom and washed his hands. Realizing it is now noon, he takes a shower. 1 hour later he gets out, ready to start his day. Somehow, even though it takes forever to do anything at home, he is able to get across town to the gym in under 5 minutes. He works out there for 3 hours and barely works out a sweat, as it took nearly that long just to get to the weights. He heads home to finish eating his cereal he got for breakfast and reads a book before falling asleep on his couch.

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