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sakrosankt · 01-29-2022, 05:23 PM

Prompt 1

I do love me some good pranks, and the setup is already pretty promising. The one problem I have here, is that I'm not too original when it comes to pranks. But let's see what we can work with. The player I am choosing is probably Agnes McPipe XVIII, as it's a name with three words, which helps me get some more words for the point task. A promising way to start off is to get him rushed into deez nuts moments. So the first question would be if he knows mindgoblin. Then I'll get him into Mind goblin these nuts and we have a lots of laughs. Next question probably would be about his uncle, as he always has the weirdest stories about what his uncle once did. But well, as I already said I'm pretty boring here. Probably would think of more things, but don't want to elaborate on that matter any longer. You could also try to get a duck into the press conference and sell it to him as that's the wife of Puddles O'Duck, could be a funny moment.

goilers · 01-29-2022, 06:43 PM

We are sitting down with forward Greyson Cooper from the Buffalo Stampede. Currently playing his rookie season with the Stampede.

Reporter: Thank you for sitting down with us today, first off wed like to congratulate you on your incredible seasons with the Quebec City Citadelles & being drafted to the Stampede.

Greyson: Thank you very much for having me & thank you for your kind words. I am very fortunate to be a part of the Buffalo Stampede & also spending 4 seasons with the Citadelles. I wouldn't be here today if it wasn't for Quebec.

Reporter: You had an incredible season winning MVP & leading scorer & points, do you think you will be able to keep up that gameplay in the SHL?

Greyson: Yes that was a lot of fun & I really stepped it up that season. I'm hoping I'm able to get to that level in the SHL one day but for now, I'm just trying to find my place on the team & get better everyday. It's tough being a veteran & then becoming a rookie all over again.

Reporter: Thank you for a quick interview Greyson, we look forward to seeing you play this season.

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gaby · 01-29-2022, 07:03 PM

Prompt 2

It is now halfway through the season, Marco Barengrub is about to sit down in front of the press to answer some questions. Marco is ready to hear the first one.

Q: Hey Marco, Jim from the Tank News, how would you describe your first season with the Barracuda so far?
A: I was really excited to be back with the team that drafted me. I'm happy with the role and ice time I've been given. Playing on the first PK line wasn't expected but really glad for the opportunity

Q: Fern from TB Crew, what are the expectations for the rest of the season?
A: We're playing in a tough division, the first place is pretty much out of reach. I'd like to think the goal would be to get home ice advantage for the first round and after that you never know. We have a great coaching staff and a great team, just need to get hot at the right time. Last question everyone.

Q: Tita from SHL News, are you happy about your production?
A: Points are no concern of mine, I'm here to play a defensive role and shutting down my opponents. A few points here and there is always nice though. Thanks everyone

TacocaT 2 · 01-29-2022, 10:55 PM

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***Pythonic*** · 01-29-2022, 11:58 PM

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canes2112 · 01-30-2022, 01:14 AM

I would attend Jimmy Wagner's press conference. My strategy as a reporter would be to raise my hand to ask a question and whenever called on I will simply ask if I can go to the bathroom. If I am somehow not immediately removed from the press conference my follow up question would be to ask if there is any homework to turn in for next press conference. Again, if I am somehow not removed and for some reason I am allowed to raise my hand for a third question, I will say I was just stretching. Hopefully by now everyone has caught on that I am not a serious reporter and maybe the real reporters will be annoyed enough with someone wasting their time to kick me out to actually have a productive press conference. I will type up my notes and post them as a screenshot via twitter and hopefully someone will give me a paycheck for my time.

visceralpotamus · 01-30-2022, 02:34 AM

Easy. We wait until it is Ben Jammin's birthday. He's not actually on the Blizzard team, but he always seems to be around so he counts. Anyways, the kid is obsessed with his birthday - leaves notes all over the locker room has set up an email bot that gives every player a super annoying countdown to his birthday in their inbox every day. He always makes a bit too much of a deal when it's someones else's birthday - kinda hints that he's expecting ALOT when his special day comes up. Anyways, we set up the Twitter account to do a huge montage for every player on their birthday in an attempt to build up hype as we approach his special day. On his birthday we have the media guy sit down with him and ask him questions about how hard it is to be a fugitive in the league, about how he has developed such prowess in the faceoff circle, about his performance for Germany in IIHF. Eventually, the media admits he thought he was talking to Makrus the Tater, and apologized for wasting his time. The following 364 days the players blow whistles pop balloons, throw cake in his face, throw confetti etc every time he walks into the room celebrating his unbirthday.

tweedledunn · 01-30-2022, 03:48 AM

prompt 2

tommytightpants · 01-30-2022, 05:51 AM

I walked toward the microphone, waiting for my good friend Rand to take the stand. I was sent in by the team's marketing department to get a funny video of me pranking him by asking fake questions as a fake reporter, but I had thrown out their own BS questions for ones that would make me laugh.

"Rand - do you really think Valters Denisova is the hottest guy in the locker room?"
"We have a clip of you saying here that you were unsure if you should even be on the team, yet by your own admission you want to be on the team. Why?"
"Do you like cheese fries? How does your opinion on cheese fries differ from your opinion on human rights?"
"Why is it that you allegedly want to be traded to the St. Louis Scarecrow?"

You know. The basics.

Instead, I walked into an empty room, and the press conference seemed to be over.

Dhoop · 01-30-2022, 05:55 AM

Prompt 1:

I would infiltrate Eddie Creller's press conference. I would dress as a reporter named Freddie Dinkstein from Sports United Syndicate or SUS for short. Here is how the questions would go:

FD: Eddie, you had a really great night...you took 12 shots and passed it 2 times. That's a career high passes in a game! How do you feel?

EC: Yeah, I was really in the zone tonight. I feel I saw the ice well and had a sixth sense on where people were going to be tonight.

FD: You seemed to changed sticks a few times throughout the game. Care to explain?

EC: The damn things just wouldn't work, I mean 12 shots and I couldn't get a goal, while Lesgo shoots 2 times and gets 2 goals. My sticks were to blame.

FD: You seemed to have issues skating in warm ups too, what happened out there?

EC: That damn Borje put clear tape on my blades. He thinks he's funny but we will see who has the last laugh!

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