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Steelhead77 · 09-18-2022, 09:07 PM

Written 1: The advice season veteran Esa Parmborg would give to any new Calgary player is #1 Don't touch Esa's Parm. It's simple and everyone on the team and around the arena knows this rule. It's chiseled in the walls of the BIG Parm locker room. Don't touch Esa's Parm. That's the #1 thing any new team member needs to know. If you're asking why? Trust me you don't want to find out. One time back in S30 Yorgen Bartenberry touched Esa's Parm after a game and he's never been heard from again. The other piece of advice I'd give a new teammate is work hard on and off the ice and be yourself, do that and you'll find success on the ice and have a great time in the Dragons locker room. It's a great place to play, I've spent the last 50 seasons there and wouldn't ever want to play anywhere else. So to recap, don't ever touch my parm and work hard on and off the ice, be yourself and you'll have a great time playing in the best hockey city in the SHL.

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#1 All-Time SHL Goal & Point Scorer
- First 2,000 TPE Player in SHL History -
- First 400 Goal Scorer in SHL History -
- Only 500 Goal Scorer in SHL History -
- First GM to Win 5 & 6 Challenge Cups -
Esa Anrikkanen Award - SMJHL ROY - Est. S34
Vidrik Onoprienko Award Winner - S45

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***SpartanGibbles*** · 09-18-2022, 09:12 PM

PLAYER PROMPT:
If there was anyone to ask about the Minnesota Monarchs locker room, it was by far Collin Gibbles. Gibbles has been with the team since S48 so they know all of the ins and outs of the system. Gibbles would be sure to point out the best hot tubs and massage chairs in the players club area to all of the new players on the team. He would also tell them what the team chefs best meals were so that they could get the best pre-game nutrition. He would also be sure to point out the hidden chocolate fountain that is complimented by a fresh produce bar. Gibbles would let the new players know about the 13 secret tunnels and entrances to the arena so that they could avoid being hassled by the media when they were having a rough day. Gibbles would also be sure to introduce them to the many fitness trainers so that they know who to go to when their body starts to break down.

***SouthPaw*** · 09-18-2022, 09:14 PM

PBE Affiliate

Sebster · 09-18-2022, 09:39 PM

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***boom*** · 09-18-2022, 09:40 PM

Sophie Bordeleau's advice to her teammates in the locker room would just be to keep their heads up. As a short player, she's particularly sure to apply this during her gameplay, as big defenders are always on their way. Keeping one's head up also allows them to always see the play and make the best decision in the moment to get the puck in the net for the Quebec City Citadelles. As one of the veteran players on the team in her last season before going up to the San Francisco Pride, Sophie's voice is one that is respected in the room, so she does her best to give good advice for the rookies to play a team game, trust the players next to them on the ice, and to never give up on a play. The Citadelles have been to two Four Star Cup finals in the last three seasons, and with motivation like this it wouldn't be unexpected for them to make another one with this core.

caltroit_red_flames · 09-18-2022, 09:45 PM

PBE PT

***HabsFanFromOntario*** · 09-18-2022, 09:50 PM

Don't trust the crab dip, YEAH YEAH! The best advice I could give anybody joining the Blizzard locker room is to prepare. Prepare for the struggle, hard fought games. Prepare to be coming into ground zero on the turn around, the chance to make a championship contender and truly leave your mark on the rest of the game. Prepare for your name to be called and show up when it is, let people know you've come in to kick some ass and chew bubble gum, and you're all out of bubble gum. Opportunities in professional sports are fleeting, so you have to capitalize when you get one and have fun with it while you're doing it. Work hard, then don't play hard, work some god damned more and let's go get a title baby. The focus is, and has always been and will be until it happens, to win a Simulation Hockey League championship, and that starts by working week in and week out. If you're not here to do that, send your ass back down to the J.

Evok · 09-18-2022, 09:50 PM

There's plenty of good thing happening in the Quebec City Locker room. The first one is the the Rookie room. We have a room allowed only to rookies, as a way to make sure they have time to bond together and that they stay away of the prankster of the teams, which are usually the veterans. There's also what we call the Blue Room. we can't really tell you what it is about however, as it's one of the best kept secret of the Citadelles. All i can say is that it's one of the best room in all of hockey. I don't think i have ever seen anything else like that. After that, in the in-house Denny's, we have the king seat and the team table. The team table is reserved to the team or for a kid's birthday. This allow us to make sure that a player have seat when they want some Denny's during the intermissions. And the King seat is indeed reserved for the goalie setting the shutout, until a new shutout is scored.

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Jumbo · 09-18-2022, 09:58 PM

Lord Raiden will be playing in his 11th season with the Baltimore Platoon. The only other player that has been on the team longer is Karl Krashwagen with 15 seasons. Almost every other player is at 2 seasons or less with the team or even in the league. So some leadership is needed in the locker room. Advice I would give to all on the team and to some of our young high profile prospects is to keep grinding. Keep practicing hard and doing all the hard work now. The more work you do now the easy it gets in the long run. I am very hopeful for the future of Baltimore with some great young players in the system. I will always try to help out as much as possible with words of wisdom. But mostly will try to lead by example. Be a leader on the ice and also off the ice. Do and show how to be successful. That can be the best advice.

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zaynzk · 09-18-2022, 10:00 PM

Isfl pt +

GoonerBear · 09-18-2022, 10:01 PM

Advice for a newbie to the Manhattan Rage locker room:

First, embrace the madness and geekery. Regardless of what you nerd out over. And yes, this includes sports. Just because it is in a "jockish" pursuit does not make you any less of a nerd. It's okay. If you need time to accept it first, we're here to help. Second, the best places to eat in Manhattan are the types of places that don't get tons and tons of tourist attention. And the locals love it when we make appearances there, too. Until we make them too visible, at which point, the cycle starts anew somewhere else, It's okay to have a regular spot, though perhaps you should not frequent it too often, lest people know where to bother you and who to bother over the fact you're not there often enough. Third, though we're currently on the playoff up-and-up, it's okay for us to have down years. Part of the Rage experience is riding the rough rebuild. But this uptick is the part we endured those years for. Embrace the full ride - the peak and valley alike.

Jepox · 09-18-2022, 10:19 PM

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Written Task: Tell me what advice your player would give to someone new to your locker room! Do they need to know what players to steer clear of? Maybe a secret way to get the best snacks in your break room? What knowledge would your player have that could help out the people around you? Whether you're a grizzled vet or a brand new call up, you've definitely got something you can help people out with. Even if it isn't hockey related! (150+ words)

Known superstar forward Pablo Salvatici of the Atlanta Inferno Simulation Hockey League franchise loves to give people advice no matter whether they actually asked for it or not. So of course when GM @hotdog called up the big mountain of a man himself Binko Koivu (only referred to as a mononym, Binko, like Cher or Neymar or Michelangelo), Pablo took it upon himself to take Binko under his wing. He gave some great advice like stay away from Evgeni Petrov on the night of the full moon because he's a werewolf, and never insult The Grinch around Burlok Sulfurgold because he will take it upon himself to hurt you a lot both physically and mentally. Mainly that second point. The Grinch is a big part of the locker room. He also taught Binko how to get Angus McFife XVIII fired up before a game, which is really a trick question in and of itself because he is always fired up and is going to win the cup. These are the important things to note when entering the Atlanta Inferno locker room and if you don't pay attention to them you will not be a very happy camper.

Nhamlet · 09-18-2022, 10:20 PM

With the newcomers to the Newfoundland Locker room, they're all immediately greeted with a shower of welcome and some more unfortunate hello's from the local degenerates. While we try our best to sweep them into a safe room in which the rookies and only the rookies can access, sometimes the immediate trauma from being exposed to the team can be too much and ends up in a life long afflict of some sort. As a result we encourage everybody that comes in to find their hostage buddy, someone they can hold onto and ensure that no matter what sort of chaos or nonsense ensures, that they'll be able to hold on tight to this friend. They will become their best pal in their entire time in the SHL. I speak from experience knowing that this is exactly what I was able to benefit from in having my S53 crew with @Lime and @juke as who knows how I would have made it through the dark anti anime era without them.

mastersheep · 09-18-2022, 10:30 PM

Player Prompt:

As someone relatively new to the Winnipeg Aurora locker room, it’s weird to now be on the other side of this. However, I guess I can consider myself a veteran in the league and the best advice I would give to a new player in the locker room is try and find out the history of the team as well as the league as best you can. I don’t mean stats necessarily, but learn everything you can: the good, the bad, and even the ugly drama as it is important to learn what the state of the league was once like. Get to know your teammates as best as you can and, win or lose, you will enjoy the experience tremendously. Find out who is the game planner and join them if you have the time and if there is none, you can be the game planner! Truthfully, your experience is all about what you make of it.

natedoeshockey · 09-18-2022, 10:38 PM

Prompt 1

Okay so, first thing Patya am say to new persons is please be friendlies to everyone. As Patya saying in other post, Patya am many friendlies and am having much good time in league. Everyone is friend of Patya, whether knowing this or not! Not many players for steering clear of in ghostmans locker rooms, but Patya am maybe make joke about best friend, Atticus Hale, and say for stay away because he is many stinkies! Just for be clearing, Atticus not stinkies. Is joke. Anyway, for get best snacks, is many easy. See, what doing is say to Xavier Doom, "Hey Doom, am give me fist!" and Doom am give you fist full of best snacks! Patya know he can help out whoever with many advices. Again, best advice is for being friendly, but other advice is always play for teammates and always try hardest as possibly can because trying hardest many importants for being winner big!

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