FuzzSHL
My personal assistant would be tasked with my scheduling, as I have a horrible time actually keeping track of everything that I have gong on. The pay? Exposure. Foot in the door type of job.
I kid, I kid. Pay is substantial.
Aleksi Kettu Fox McCloud || General Manager || Los Angeles Panthers ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Los Angeles Panthers GM S56-Present Regular Season Record: 682-535-87 Playoff Record: 94-85 S57 Lance Uppercut Award Winner S62 Lance Uppercut Award Winner S65 Lance Uppercut Award Winner S65 Challenge Cup Champion S75 Challenge Cup Champion S75 Lance Uppercut Award Winner S75 Littleton Award Winner ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Carolina Kraken GM S49-S55 Regular Season Record: 203-122-25 Playoff Record: 49-37 S49 Four Star Cup Champions (as MTL) S50 Four Star Cup Champions S54 Four Star Cup Champions S51 Mathias Chouinard Award Winner S54 Mathias Chouinard Award Winner Aleksi Kettu || D || Los Angeles Panthers Name: Aleksi Kettu Height: 6ft 5in Weight: 217lbs Number: 20 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Regular Season Stats TOTAL | GP: 263 | G: 83 | A: 97 | TP: 180 | +/-: -50 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL Playoff Stats TOTAL | GP: 33 | G: 12 | A: 15 | TP: 27 | +/-: -18 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats TOTAL | GP: 528 | G: 75 | A: 196 | TP: 271 | +/-: -5 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Stats TOTAL | GP: 59 | G: 2 | A: 18 | TP: 20 | +/-: 0 Michael Fox || F/D || NOLA/LAP || RETIRED Name: Michael Fox Height: 5ft 11in Weight: 185lbs Number: 88 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Drafted 20th Overall by the New Orleans Specters S46 Draftee Traded to Los Angeles prior to S56 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats TOTAL | GP: 648 | G: 179 | A: 293 | TP: 472 | +/-: 95 ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Stats TOTAL | GP: 87 | G: 26 | A: 29 | TP: 55 | +/-: -3
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Tom Pedersen
Tom Pedersen’s personal assistant will not be paid at all. Simply because that person will never exist. Tom Pedersen really appreciates his personal life and does it all by himself. And if he doesn’t want to do it himself it will not be done. Words: 44
Tom Pedersen - Left Wing / Center 1974 Norwegian. 6'1, 210 lbs, #81 Teams: S75 : SHL - Calgary Dragons S74: SHL - Calgary Dragons S73: SHL - Calgary Dragons S72: SHL - Calgary Dragons S71: SHL - Calgary Dragons S70: SHL - Calgary Dragons S69: SHL - Calgary Dragons S68: SHL - Calgary Dragons S67: SMJHL - Colorado Raptors S66: SMJHL - Colorado Raptors S65: SMJHL - Colorado Raptors International hockey: S75 : IIHF - Norway S74: IIHF - Norway S73: IIHF - Norway S72: IIHF - Norway S71: IIHF - Norway S70: IIHF - Norway S69: IIHF - Norway S68: IIHF - Norway S67: WJC - Team World S67: IIHF - Norway S66: WJC - Finland S65: WJC - Finland Transactions: Contract Extension: $4.0M HTD x 3 (S76, S77 and S78). Contract Extension: $4.0M HTD x 3 (S73, S74 and S75). Contract Extension: $4.0M S70, 4,5M S71 and 5M S72. Contract Extension: $4.0M x 3 (S67 - S69). Contract Signed with Calgary Dragons: $3.0M for S66. Round 1, 4th pick in the S66 SHL Draft. Contract Signed with Colorado Raptors: $4.0M + $2.0M Bonus for S65. Round 2, 3rd pick (17th overall) in the S65 SMJHL Draft. Awards: S74: Bronze Medal in IIHF with Norway S73: Silver Medal in IIHF with Norway S72: Silver Medal in IIHF with Norway S67: Gold Medal in IIHF with Norway Named Assistant Captain on the Colorado Raptors S66: Named Assistant Captain on the Colorado Raptors S65: Alex Andani Award , given to the Best Rookie in the WJCVyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy , given to the Most Underrated Player in SMJHLAlexander Zajac Award , Awarded to the most dedicated Colorado Raptors player
N'Zolas assistants main job is to keep doing orders to replenish his gorgonzola vat, of course. The person is also responsible for keeping inventory of it, as there has been cases of missing blue cheese. Pay is roughly 30€ an hour, since this job is almost completely about gatekeeping the cheese
William Salming's personal assistant's job would be to drive him to the rink and then back home from there. That would happen only on days when weather is too bad for cycling. A pay would be 20 euros per drive.
Aneeqs
My personal assistant would just be someone lovely that Mr Zopf could hang out with. They would also help keep everything organised for Mr Zopf, like meetings and upcoming birthdays.
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Darby Reznor
The personal assistant would help Sir Devoir with money and other things to keep his finances afloat, because he is not the best with keeping track of all of that stuff with hockey going on. He would pay the assistant about 25 dollars an hour.
hhh81
M'Baku Olubori's assistant would be expected to handle with many of the off-ice details on Baku's life. As has been well established, Baku isn't the best with details, so someone detail oriented will go a long way. They also have to be fun--Baku doesn't eff around with just anyone, so the relationship has to be good. The list salary is $53,000 a year US.
M'Baku Olubori || #81 || RW
Drafted 4th overall in S64 SMJHL Draft by Regina
Drafted 95th overall in S65 SHL Draft by Baltimore
Won S68 Ryan Jesster Trophy (Rookie of the Year)
Cassius Darrow || #81 || RD ------------------------------------------- SMJHL Stats: S44 - S46 || COL || GP: 150 || G: 15 || A: 85 || P: 100 || +/-: +1 || SB: 195 S47 - S55 || BUF || GP: X || G: X || A: X || P: X || +/-: X || SB: X S56 - S63 || SEA || GP: 0 || G: 0 || A: 0 || P: 0 || +/-: 0 || SB: 0 ------------------------------------------- Drafted 8th overall in S44 SMJHL Draft to Colorado Co-Winner of S44 Zach Miller Trophy Drafted 4th overall in S45 SHL Draft to Buffalo Named S45 & S46 Captain of the Colorado Raptors 3-time Challenge Cup Champion (S46, S48, S55) Named Assistant Captain of Buffalo Stampede S53-S55 Drafted 1st overall S56 Expansion Draft by Seattle Named Captain of the Seattle Argonauts in S56 Bojo Biscuit Winner S57, S58
Baltimore Platoon GM || S64 - present
teztify
Tummy Hurts' personal assistant will be tasked with bringing Tummy his food at a moment's notice. The assistant will be paid nothing but the scraps Tummy leaves uneaten. In other words, nothing at all.
Something happened on the day he died. Spirit rose a metre and stepped aside. Gabriel Fortescue | Retired Defenseman | Winnipeg Jets Cole Reinhart | D / HOF General Manager | Edmonton Blizzard Magnus Vikstrand | Retired Defenseman | Edmonton Blizzard Tobias Thorvaldsen | Retired Defenseman | Edmonton Blizzard Fredrich Koenig | Defenseman | Chicago Syndicate Lassi Suhonen | Centre | Newfoundland Berserkers | Captain Height: 6'1" | Weight: 195 lbs | Hometown: Turku, Finland ------------------------------------------------------------------- SMJHL CAREER STATISTICS S54 | NLD | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 8 | P: 12 | H: 37| CF%: 50.1 | Rel: -8.0 S55 | NLD | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 14 | P: 20| H: 29 | CF%: 58.2 | Rel: -6.4 TOTAL | GP: 100 | G: 10 | A: 22 | P: 32| H: 66 SMJHL PLAYOFF STATISTICS S54 | NLD | GP: 14 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | H: 6 | CF%: 55.8 | Rel: 3.3 S55 | NLD | GP: 17 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | H: 6 | CF%: 61.3 | Rel: 2.5 TOTAL | GP: 31 | G: 1| A: 3 | P: 4| H: 12 ------------------------------------------------------------------- TRANSACTIONS & ACHIEVEMENTS S54: Signed with the Newfoundland Berserkers S54: Won IIHF World Junior Championship Bronze Medal with Finland S55: Drafted 25th Overall by the Chicago Syndicate S55: Won Four Star Cup with the Newfoundland Berserkers S56: Named Captain of the Newfoundland Berserkers a bottomless curse, a bottomless sea, source of all greatness, all things that be.
Otrebor13
Pretty easy to be my assistant. Most of my day is relatively easy, but my assistant has to be ready to send me phone calls when it looks like I don't want to be somewhere. Always has to be ready to get me out of situations with some fake phone calls pretending something is important. Hourly wage is minimum $25/hour, but can be flexible depending on qualifications.
Axel Kirby || RW || 22 || Los Angeles Panthers Name: Axel Kirby Age: 19 Height: 6'0" Weight: 180 lbs Number: 22 ------------------------------------------------------------ Regular Season Statistics S66: SMJHL CAR | GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 21 | P: 34 | +/-: -27 | SOG: 112 | HIT: 127 | SB: 12 | PIM: 20 | S67: SMJHL CAR | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 34 | P: 49 | +/-: -43 | SOG: 116 | HIT: 131 | SB: 10 | PIM: 30 | S68: SMJHL CAR | GP: 66 | G: 15 | A: 49 | P: 64 | +/-: 11 | SOG: 160 | HIT: 173 | SB: 23 | PIM: 32 | S69: SMJHL CAR | GP: 66 | G: 12 | A: 37 | P: 49 | +/-: -3 | SOG: 105 | HIT: 131 | SB: 15 | PIM: 20 | S70: SHL CGY | GP: 66 | G: 13 | A: 31 | P: 44 | +/-: 13 | SOG: 140 | HIT: 90 | SB: 5 | PIM: 16 | ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoff Statistics S66: SMJHL CAR | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -4 | SOG: 6 | HIT: 8 | SB: 2 | PIM: 0 | S68: SMJHL CAR | GP: 12 | G: 2 | A: 11 | P: 13 | +/-: 1 | SOG: 25 | HIT: 40 | SB: 4 | PIM: 2 | S69: SMJHL CAR | GP: 19 | G: 4 | A: 9 | P: 13 | +/-: 9 | SOG: 38 | HIT: 40 | SB: 5 | PIM: 0 | S70: SHL CGY | GP: 9 | G: 5 | A: 1 | P: 6 | +/-: 4 | SOG: 17 | HIT: 6 | SB: 0 | PIM: 0 | ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards/Accomplishments ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions S66 - Drafted 19th Overall in the SMJHL Draft by the Carolina Kraken S66 - Signed 1 year/$4 million contract with the Carolina Kraken S67 - Drafted 7th Overall in the SHL Draft by the Calgary Dragons S67 - Signed 1 year/$3 million contract with the Calgary Dragons S68 - Signed 2 year/$6 million contract with the Calgary Dragons S70 - Signed 3 year/$11 million contract with the Calgary Dragons S71 - Traded from the Calgary Dragons to the Los Angeles Panthers Theo Morgan || RW || 96 || Retired (S46 - S65) Name: Theo Morgan Age: 22 Height: 6'2" Weight: 210 lbs Number: 96 ------------------------------------------------------------ Regular Season Statistics S46: SMJHL VAN | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | +/-: -4 | SOG: 66 | HIT: 22 | SB: 0 | PIM: 10 | S47: SMJHL VAN | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 12 | P: 27 | +/-: -2 | SOG: 136 | HIT: 44 | SB: 4 | PIM: 14 | S48: SMJHL VAN | GP: 50 | G: 23 | A: 20 | P: 43 | +/-: 23 | SOG: 119 | HIT: 49 | SB: 0 | PIM: 14 | S49: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 12 | A: 12 | P: 24 | +/-: -17 | SOG: 162 | HIT: 20 | SB: 7 | PIM: 8 | S50: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 13 | A: 14 | P: 27 | +/-: -14 | SOG: 139 | HIT: 29 | SB: 8 | PIM: 10 | S51: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 20 | A: 12 | P: 32 | +/-: 7 | SOG: 122 | HIT: 4 | SB: 19 | PIM: 0 | S52: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 15 | A: 15 | P: 30 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 196 | HIT: 9 | SB: 7 | PIM: 4 | S53: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 21 | A: 19 | P: 40 | +/-: 18 | SOG: 135 | HIT: 51 | SB: 18 | PIM: 22 | S54: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 26 | A: 25 | P: 51 | +/-: -4 | SOG: 193 | HIT: 61 | SB: 3 | PIM: 8 | S55: SHL EDM | GP: 50 | G: 37 | A: 32 | P: 69 | +/-: 40 | SOG: 229 | HIT: 60 | SB: 4 | PIM: 20 | S56: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 43* | A: 39 | P: 82 | +/-: 39 | SOG: 269 | HIT: 71 | SB: 11 | PIM: 16 | S57: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 33 | A: 39 | P: 72 | +/-: 39 | SOG: 270 | HIT: 94 | SB: 10 | PIM: 10 | S58: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 34 | A: 45 | P: 79 | +/-: 36 | SOG: 305 | HIT: 128 | SB: 20 | PIM: 12 | S59: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 48 | A: 54 | P: 102 | +/-: 49 | SOG: 306 | HIT: 126 | SB: 22 | PIM: 12 | S60: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 41 | A: 44 | P: 85 | +/-: 33 | SOG: 282 | HIT: 113 | SB: 16 | PIM: 14 | S61: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 39 | A: 45 | P: 84 | +/-: 45 | SOG: 304 | HIT: 75 | SB: 4 | PIM: 24 | S62: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 33 | A: 54 | P: 87 | +/-: 45 | SOG: 250 | HIT: 73 | SB: 12 | PIM: 10 | S63: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 19 | A: 39 | P: 58 | +/-: 51 | SOG: 193 | HIT: 89 | SB: 15 | PIM: 18 | S64: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 22 | A: 22 | P: 44 | +/-: 0 | SOG: 176 | HIT: 88 | SB: 21 | PIM: 16 | S65: SHL HAM | GP: 66 | G: 23 | A: 22 | P: 45 | +/-: 8 | SOG: 142 | HIT: 99 | SB: 34 | PIM: 26 | SHL Career Totals | GP: 994 | G: 479 | A: 532 | P: 1011 | +/-: 378 | SOG: 3673 | HIT: 1190 | SB: 231 | PIM: 222 | * denotes current SHL records ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoff Statistics S46: SMJHL VAN | GP: 5 | G: 4 | A: 0 | P: 4 | +/-: -1 | SOG: 16 | HIT: 3 | SB: 0 | PIM: 0 | S47: SMJHL VAN | GP: 10 | G: 5 | A: 1 | P: 6 | +/-: 2 | SOG: 22 | HIT: 9 | SB: 1 | PIM: 4 | S48: SMJHL VAN | GP: 19 | G: 5 | A: 7 | P: 12 | +/-: 6 | SOG: 22 | HIT: 17 | SB: 1 | PIM: 6 | S53: SHL LAP | GP: 11 | G: 3 | A: 3 | P: 6 | +/-: 0 | SOG: 36 | HIT: 9 | SB: 7 | PIM: 4 | S54: SHL LAP | GP: 12 | G: 9 | A: 3 | P: 12 | +/-: 1 | SOG: 35 | HIT: 16 | SB: 1 | PIM: 4 | S55: SHL EDM | GP: 11 | G: 7 | A: 8 | P: 15 | +/-: 10 | SOG: 46 | HIT: 21 | SB: 1 | PIM: 0 | S56: SHL HAM | GP: 18 | G: 14 | A: 9 | P: 23 | +/-: 8 | SOG: 84 | HIT: 20 | SB: 11 | PIM: 4 | S57: SHL HAM | GP: 14 | G: 3 | A: 8 | P: 11 | +/-: 0 | SOG: 38 | HIT: 28 | SB: 17 | PIM: 0 | S58: SHL HAM | GP: 19 | G: 11 | A: 8 | P: 19 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 80 | HIT: 31 | SB: 7 | PIM: 4 | S59: SHL HAM | GP: 11 | G: 4 | A: 12 | P: 16 | +/-: -3 | SOG: 40 | HIT: 23 | SB: 3 | PIM: 0 | S60: SHL HAM | GP: 10 | G: 4 | A: 4 | P: 8 | +/-: -1 | SOG: 35 | HIT: 19 | SB: 5 | PIM: 5 | S61: SHL HAM | GP: 19 | G: 11 | A: 15 | P: 26 | +/-: 14 | SOG: 77 | HIT: 23 | SB: 3 | PIM: 0 | S62: SHL HAM | GP: 22 | G: 5 | A: 6 | P: 11 | +/-: 2 | SOG: 67 | HIT: 29 | SB: 3 | PIM: 6 | S63: SHL HAM | GP: 25 | G: 7 | A: 6 | P: 13 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 74 | HIT: 30 | SB: 13 | PIM: 6 | S64: SHL HAM | GP: 17 | G: 5 | A: 8 | P: 13 | +/-: 3 | SOG: 55 | HIT: 34 | SB: 3 | PIM: 2 | S65: SHL HAM | GP: 11 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: -6 | SOG: 27 | HIT: 17 | SB: 9 | PIM: 6 | SHL Career Totals | GP: 200 | G: 85 | A: 94 | P: 179 | +/-: 34 | SOG: 694 | HIT: 300 | SB: 83 | PIM: 41 | ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards/Achievements S47 - Won WJC Gold Medal with Team Canada S48 - Four Star Cup Champion with the Vancouver Whalers S48 - Won WJC Gold Medal with Team Canada S48 - Won DeMaricus Smyth Trophy as the WJC's Top Forward S48 - Won Brady McIntyre Trophy as the WJC's Tournament MVP S54 - Won IIHF Gold Medal with Team Canada S55 - Won Jay McDonald Trophy for most goals (37) S55 - Named an SHL 2nd All-Star Team S55 - Won IIHF Bronze Medal with Team Canada S56 - Broke FHM 50 Game Single Season Goal Record (43 Goals) S56 - Won Challenge Cup with the Hamilton Steelhawks S56 - Joins the Quad Gold Club S56 - Won Sergei Karpotsov Trophy for most points (82) S56 - Won Jay McDonald Trophy for most goals (43) S56 - Won Sarmad Khan Trophy for MVP as voted by the players S56 - Won Anton Razov Trophy as Playoff MVP S56 - Won Ron Mexico Trophy as the SHL MVP S56 - Named an SHL 1st Team All-Star S56 - Won IIHF Gold Medal with Team Canada S57 - Won IIHF Gold Medal with Team Canada S58 - Won Challenge Cup with the Hamilton Steelhawks S58 - Named an SHL 3rd Team All-Star S58 - Won IIHF Gold Medal with Team Canada S58 - Named IIHF Top Forward of the Tournament S59 - First Player in SHL History to record 100+ points in a single season S59 - Broke FHM 66 Game Single Season Points Record (102 Points) S59 - Broke FHM 66 Game Single Season Goal Record (48 Goals) S59 - Won Sergei Karpotsov Trophy for most points (102) S59 - Won Jay McDonald Trophy for most goals (48) S59 - Named an SHL 1st Team All-Star S59 - Won Sarmad Khan Trophy for MVP as voted by the players S59 - Won Ron Mexico Trophy as the SHL MVP S61 - Won Challenge Cup with the Hamilton Steelhawks S63 - Won Challenge Cup with the Hamilton Steelhawks Transactions S46 - Signed a 1 Year/$3 Million contract with the Vancouver Whalers S46 - Named to Team Canada WJC Roster S47 - Drafted 15th overall by the Los Angeles Panthers S47 - Signed a 2 year/$4 Million contract with the Los Angeles Panthers S47 - Named to Team Canada WJC Roster S49 - Signed a 3 year/$10 Million contract with the Los Angeles Panthers S52 - Signed a 2 year/$8 Million contract with the Los Angeles Panthers S53 - Named to Team Canada IIHF Roster S54 - Signed a 2 year/$10 Million contract with the Los Angeles Panthers S55 - Traded from the Los Angeles Panthers to the Edmonton Blizzard S56 - Signed a 2 year/$12 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks S58 - Signed a 2 year/$12 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks S60 - Signed a 2 year/$12 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks S62 - Signed a 1 year/$6 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks S63 - Signed a 1 year/$5 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks S64 - Signed a 1 year/$4 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks S65 - Signed a 1 year/$4 Million contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks Chuck Winnfield || D || 76 || Retired (S13 - S23) Name: Chuck Winnfield Age: 19 Height: 6'1" Weight: 206 lbs Number: 76 ------------------------------------------------------------ Regular Season Statistics S13: NWJHL PGF | GP: 40 | G: 8 | A: 20 | P: 28 | +/-: 17 | HIT: 69 | SB: 54 | PIM: 26 | S14: SHL NEW | GP: 50 | G: 5 | A: 17 | P: 22 | +/-: 16 | HIT: 72 | SB: 55 | PIM: 31 | S15: SHL NEW | GP: 50 | G: 0 | A: 15 | P: 15 | +/-: 17 | HIT: 107 | SB: 62 | PIM: 48 | S16: SHL NEW | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 30 | P: 34 | +/-: 34 | HIT: 109 | SB: 49 | PIM: 57 | S17: SHL NEW | GP: 50 | G: 2 | A: 25 | P: 27 | +/-: 7 | HIT: 102 | SB: 54 | PIM: 58 | S18: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 6 | A: 32 | P: 38 | +/-: 6 | HIT: 133 | SB: 47 | PIM: 69 | S19: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 3 | A: 20 | P: 23 | +/-: 3 | HIT: 101 | SB: 49 | PIM: 47 | S20: SHL LAP | GP: 50 | G: 4 | A: 19 | P: 23 | +/-: 14 | HIT: 109 | SB: 54 | PIM: 71 | S21: SHL SEA | GP: 52 | G: 10 | A: 42 | P: 52 | +/-: 19 | HIT: 126 | SB: 54 | PIM: 69 | S22: SHL SEA | GP: 52 | G: 8 | A: 20 | P: 28 | +/-: -5 | HIT: 123 | SB: 71 | PIM: 86 | S23: SHL SEA | GP: 52 | G: 8 | A: 34 | P: 42 | +/-: 2 | HIT: 113 | SB: 63 | PIM: 81 | ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoff Statistics S13: NWJHL PGF | GP: 6 | G: 2 | A: 5 | P: 7 | +/-: -1 | HIT: 9 | SB: 12 | PIM: 21 | S14: SHL NEW | GP: 19 | G: 0 | A: 6 | P: 6 | +/-: 4 | HIT: 30 | SB: 27 | PIM: 15 | S15: SHL NEW | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: 2 | HIT: 15 | SB: 9 | PIM: 6 | S16: SHL NEW | GP: 7 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: 3 | HIT: 10 | SB: 8 | PIM: 2 | S17: SHL NEW | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: -3 | HIT: 8 | SB: 5 | PIM: 2 | S19: SHL LAP | GP: 6 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2| +/-: 3 | HIT: 15 | SB: 9 | PIM: 8 | S20: SHL LAP | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 3 | P: 3 | +/-: 3 | HIT: 16 | SB: 2 | PIM: 23 | S21: SHL SEA | GP: 14 | G: 2 | A: 3 | P: 5 | +/-: -4 | HIT: 42 | SB: 9 | PIM: 23 | S22: SHL SEA | GP: 4 | G: 0 | A: 2 | P: 2 | +/-: -5 | HIT: 13 | SB: 6 | PIM: 2 | ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards/Accomplishments S13 - Winner of the Quilha Agante Trophy as the best SMJHL defenseman S21 - Winner of the Scott Stevens Trophy as the best SHL defenseman ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions S13 NWJHL Draft - Drafted 3rd Overall by the Prince George Firebirds S14 SHL Draft - Selected 1st Overall by the New England Wolfpack S14 - Signed 3year/15Million contract with the New England Wolfpack S15 - Signed 2year/4Million contract with the New England Wolfpack S17 - Traded from the New England Wolfpack to the Los Angeles Panthers S20 - Traded from the Los Angeles Panthers to the Seattle Riot S20 - Signed 2year/6Million contract with the Seattle Riot Roberto Martucci || RW || 13 || Retired (S3 - S13) || Hall of Fame Name: Roberto Martucci Age: 18 Height: 6'0" Weight: 204 lbs Number: 13 ------------------------------------------------------------ Regular Season Statistics S3: NWJHL LET | GP: 87 | G: 31 | A: 30 | P: 61 | +/-: -27 | GWG: 6 | PIM: 65 | HIT: 170 | S4: SHL HAM | GP: 40 | G: 9 | A: 8 | P: 17 | +/-: 13 | GWG: 1 | PIM: 34 | HIT: 46 | S5: SHL HAM | GP: 44 | G: 8 | A: 14 | P: 22 | +/-: 7 | GWG: 2 | PIM: 59 | HIT: 55 | S6: SHL HAM | GP: 60 | G: 22 | A: 21 | P: 43 | +/-: -8 | GWG: 3 | PIM: 120 | HIT: 101 | S7: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 18 | A: 26 | P: 44 | +/-: 5 | GWG: 2 | PIM: 33 | HIT: 95 | S8: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 25 | A: 32 | P: 57 | +/-: 4 | GWG: 4 | PIM: 70 | HIT: 73 | S9: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 33 | A: 35 | P: 68 | +/-: 24 | GWG: 6 | PIM: 37 | HIT: 85 | S10: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 27 | A: 41 | P: 68 | +/-: 24 | GWG: 4 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 82 | S11: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 32 | A: 32 | P: 64 | +/-: 10 | GWG: 3 | PIM: 6 | HIT: 83 | S12: SHL HAM | GP: 50 | G: 17 | A: 26 | P: 43 | +/-: 19 | GWG: 4 | PIM: 4 | HIT: 22 | S13: SHL HAM/TEX | GP: 50 | G: 18 | A: 23 | P: 41 | +/-: 24 | GWG: 3 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 19 | -----S13: SHL HAM | GP: 16 | G: 2 | A: 4 | P: 6 | +/-: 1 | GWG: 1 | PIM: 0 | HIT: 10 | -----S13: SHL TEX | GP: 34 | G: 16 | A: 19 | P: 35 | +/-: 23 | GWG: 2 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 9 | Career Totals | GP: 494 | G: 209 | A: 258 | P: 467 | +/-: 122 | GWG: 32 | PIM: 367 | HIT: 661 | ------------------------------------------------------------ Playoff Statistics S3: NWJHL LET GP: 4 | G: 4 | A: 1 | P: 5 | +/-: 6 | GWG: 1 | PIM: 5 | HIT: 6 | S4: SHL HAM | GP: 5 | G: 0 | A: 1 | P: 1 | +/-: -1 | GWG: 0 | PIM: 7 | HIT: 5 | S5: SHL HAM | GP: 12 | G: 4 | A: 3 | P: 7 | +/-: 4 | GWG: 1 | PIM: 17 | HIT: 17 | S7: SHL HAM | GP: 14 | G: 4 | A: 4 | P: 8 | +/-: -4 | GWG: 2 | PIM: 7 | HIT: 29 | S9: SHL HAM | GP: 17 | G: 8 | A: 7 | P: 15 | +/-: 2 | GWG: 2 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 15 | S10: SHL HAM | GP: 13 | G: 5 | A: 6 | P: 11 | +/-: 0 | GWG: 1 | PIM: 0 | HIT: 13 | S11: SHL HAM | GP: 15 | G: 11 | A: 16 | P: 27 | +/-: 11 | GWG: 3 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 26 | S12: SHL HAM | GP: 5 | G: 1 | A: 3 | P: 4 | +/-: -3 | GWG: 0 | PIM: 2 | HIT: 2 | S13: SHL TEX | GP: 6 | G: 1 | A: 1 | P: 2 | +/-: 0 | GWG: 0 | PIM: 0 | HIT: 1 | Career Totals | GP: 87 | G: 34 | A: 41 | P: 75 | +/-: 9 | GWG: 9 | PIM: 37 | HIT: 108 | ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions Jan 13, 2011 - Signed by the Lethbridge Lions Apr 4th, 2011 - Drafted 10th Overall in the S4 SHL Draft by the Hamilton Steelhawks Apr 4th, 2011 - Signed 3yr/7mil contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks Nov 1st, 2011 - Signed 4yr/8mil contract extension with Hamilton Steelhawks July 1st, 2012 - Signed 4yr/15mil contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks May 9th, 2013 - Traded from Hamilton to Texas ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards/Accomplishments S4 - Selected for Team World S4 SHL All Star S5 - Selected for Team World and Assigned Co-GM S5 - Won Bronze with Team World S5 - Jersey Number 13 Retired by Washington Patriots S5 - Patriots name Roberto Martucci Award for Most Dedicated Member S5 SHL All Star S5 All Star Game MVP S6 - Named Hamilton Steelhawks Captain S7 - IHF Team World Bronze Medalist S6 SHL All Star S7 - Nominated for Jeff Dar Trophy S7 - Nominated for JJ Krever Trophy S7 - Named to Team Canada S7 - IHF Team Canada Silver Medalist S7 SHL All Star S8 - Named Hamilton Steelhawks Captain S8 - Nominated for Ron Mexico Trophy S8 SHL All Star S8 - Named to Team Canada S9 - Named Vancouver Whalers GM S10 - Olympic Gold Medalist with Team Canada S11 - Challenge Cup Champion with the Hamilton Steelhawks S12 - Named to Team Canada S17 - Inducted into the SHL Hall of Fame
My personal assistant would be there to remind me of all the things I keep forgetting. Like my teammates' birthdays, or other important tasks and events that I've signed up for but then immediately forgot about. $35/h with a year end bonus if they're able to make sure I don't miss any of these events.
Past Players
S51-71 || Sven Yxskaft || Defenseman || New England Wolfpack || 2315 TPE peak --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Height: 5'11" Weight: 187 lbs Birthplace: Sweden --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Achievements: **** S70 - Challenge Cup Champion **** S70 - IIHF Silver Medal S69 - IIHF Silver Medal **** S68 - IIHF Gold Medal **** S65 - Eastern Conference All-Star S64 - IIHF Silver Medal S64 - Eastern Conference All-Star S62 - Nominated for the Scott Stevens(Best Defenseman) award S62 - Nominated for the Joe McKeil(Best Coach) award **** S62 - All-time TPE leader **** S61 - Won the New England Wolfpack Nathan Russell Leadership Award S61 - Nominated for the Lance Uppercut(Best GM) award S61 - Most (current)TPE in the SHL S60 - IIHF Bronze Medal S60 - Eastern Conference All-Star Game representative S59 - Won the Damian Littleton(Most Dedicated) Award S59 - Won the New England Wolfpack Nathan Russell Leadership Award **** S54 - 4 Star Cup Champion **** S54 - Nominated for the Brodie Witzel Trophy(Playoffs MVP) S54 - Nominated for the Quilha Agante Trophy(Best Defenseman) S54 - Traded as a rental for a Reddit 1st S53 - WJC Silver Medal S53 - Nominated for the Quilha Agante Trophy(Best Defenseman) S53 - Nominated for the Zach Miller Trophy(Most Dedicated) S53 - SMJHL All-Star Team West S52 - IIHF Silver Medal S52 - WJC Bronze Medal S51 - WJC Silver Medal S51 - Nominated for the Commisioner's Award of Excellence --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Transactions: S55 - Called up to the SHL, New England Wolfpack S54 - Traded to Carolina Kraken S52 - Drafted 5th Overall by NEW in the SHL Entry Draft S51 - Drafted 14th Overall by VAN in the SMJHL Entry Draft
For the low pay of minimum wage you can hang out with your favorite hockey player Cale Salad! All you need to do is help keep him organized and on time. These duties might also include cleaning and cooking
but who wouldn't love to be paid to hang with prog atheletes.
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Retired | RD | Nathan Thomas | S55 Career J stats: | MET 197 GP | 24 G | 45 A | 69 PTS | Career stats: | SFP/PHI 660 GP | 102 G | 229 A | 331 PTS | 835 H | 1067 blk | 200 PIM
C | Cale Salad | S68 |
S68 | 4 Star Cup
Flower's personal assistant wouldn't be asked to do too much--mostly it'll be watching the cats while he's out of town and generally being available in the case of an emergency. Also someone he can convince to play against him in Fifa. Going rate is $60,000/year with guaranteed benefits (you get to eat pizza when he orders it on Fridays).
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-------------------------------------- Name: Benson Fiorentini Number: 9 Height: 6'0" Weight: 205lbs Birthplace: Long Island, NY Age: 25 -------------------------------------- SHL Regular Season Stats S68: GP: 66 || G: 8 || A: 34 || P: 42 || +29 || SH%: 8.3% || HIT: 113 || PIM: 21 S69: GP: 66 || G: 18 || A: 33 || P: 51 || +28 || SH%: 15.1% || HIT: 136 || PIM: 26 S70: GP: 66 || G: 16 || A: 47 || P: 63 || +43 || SH%: 15% || HIT: 138 || PIM: 32 S71: GP: 66 || G: 27 || A: 29 || P: 56 || -20 || SH%: 15.3% || HIT: 95 || PIM: 37 S72: GP: 66 || G: 34 || A: 39 || P: 73 || -26 || SH%: 16.1% || HIT: 78 || PIM: 30 -------------------------------------- SHL Playoff Stats S68: GP: 21 || G: 2 || A: 10 || P: 12 || +4 || SH%: 8.0% || HIT: 39 || PIM: 6 S69: GP: 16 || G: 5 || A: 4 || P: 9 || -1 || SH%: 17.2% || HIT: 28 || PIM: 4 S70: GP: 13 || G: 4 || A: 8 || P: 12 || +4 || SH%: 16% || HIT: 25 || PIM: 12 S71: GP: 7 || G: 1 || A: 3 || P: 4 || -3 || SH%: 11.1% || HIT: 6 || PIM: 0 S72: GP: 5 || G: 2 || A: 5 || P: 7 || +1 || SH%: 14.3% || HIT: 7 || PIM: 0 -------------------------------------- SMJHL Career Stats Regular Season: GP: 198 || G: 70 || A: 80 || P: 150 || +17 || SH%: 13.13% || HIT: 337 || PIM: 64 Playoffs: GP: 20 || G: 7 || A: 3 || P: 10 || -10 || SH%: 18.92% || HIT: 46 || PIM: 8 -------------------------------------- Transactions Drafted 9th overall by the Vancouver Whalers (S65) Drafted 2nd overall by the Seattle Argonauts (S66) Played for the Seattle Argonauts (S68 - S74) Traded to the Tampa Bay Barracuda (S74) -------------------------------------- Accomplishments Won the Challenge Cup with Seattle [Rookie Year] (S68) -------------------------------------- Name: Finn Krüger Number: 8 Height: 6'2" Weight: 200lbs Birthplace: Cologne, Germany Age: 53 -------------------------------------- SHL Career Stats Regular Season: GP: 649 || G: 68 || A: 339 || P: 407 || +55 || HIT: 871 || SB: 878 || PIM: 393 Playoffs: GP: 92 || G: 11 || A: 43 || P: 54 || -1 || HIT: 121 || SB: 128 || PIM: 71 -------------------------------------- SMJHL Career Stats Regular Season: GP: 150 || G: 35 || A: 72 || P: 107 || 0 || HIT: 64 || SB: 143 || PIM: 83 Playoffs: GP: 27 || G: 3 || A: 13 || P: 16 || -5 || HIT: 13 || SB: 21 || PIM: 9 -------------------------------------- Transactions Drafted 4th Overall by the Colorado Mammoths (S34) Signed a $2m/1yr contract with the Colorado Mammoths (S34) Drafted 3rd Overall by the West Kendall Platoon (S35) Signed a $9m/3yr (3m AAV) contract with the West Kendall Platoon (S35) Signed a $6m/2yr (3m AAV) extension with the West Kendall Platoon (S38) Signed a $18m/3yr (6m AAV) contract with the Hamilton Steelhawks (S42) Traded to the Toronto North Stars (S45) Signed with the Hamilton Steelhawks (S47) Traded to the Tampa Bay Barracuda (S49) -------------------------------------- Accomplishments Named Alternate Captain of the Colorado Mammoths (S34, S35) Quilha Agante Trophy for Best Defenceman (S35) Named Captain of the Colorado Mammoths (S36) Won Gold Medal with Team Germany (S36) Named Alternate Captain of the West Kendall Platoon (S40) Won Bronze Medal with Team Germany (S40) Won Challenge Cup with the West Kendall Platoon (S41) -------------------------------------- Regular Season Stats: TOTALS: GP: 300 || W: 158 || L: 112 || OTL: 30 || GF: 912 || GA: 865 || GF/GA: 1.05 -------------------------------------- Playoff Stats: VAN S42: GP: 0 || W: 0 || L: 0 || OTL: 0 || GF: 0 | GA: 0 VAN S41: GP: 5 || W: 1 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || GF: 10 | GA: 13 VAN S40: Did Not Qualify VAN S39: GP: 15 || W: 10 || L: 5 || OTL: 0 || GF: 52 | GA: 43 VAN S38: GP: 4 || W: 0 || L: 4 || OTL: 0 || GF: 11 || GA: 19 VAN S37: Did Not Qualify -------------------------------------- Transactions Named Co-GM of the Vancouver Whalers (S37) Named Head GM of the Vancouver Whalers (S42) -------------------------------------- Accomplishments Laurifer Trophy Winner (S41, S42, S43) Occasus Trophy Winner (S42) Mathias Chouinard Award for Best GM (S41, S42)
they will need to provide beans when asked and always have emergency rations of beans on the ready. they will be paid 3 beans per hour
Shout out Ragnarr for these two amazing sigs
My personal assistant would need to reply to emails since I have been inactive for months and will never get to emails. It is becoming an epidemic of incompetence from the development team and the waves are being felt throughout the league
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My personal assistant must be good with business and understand the current liquor laws and models in a European setting while I focus on my hockey development. Qualifications should include some bartending experience and supply chain management. Pay is 100k USD a year or more depending on experience.
Phineas Gold || LW || Minnesota Monarchs/Manhattan Rage/Montreal Militia/Carolina Krakens ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- S49 SMJHL Draft: 1st Round, Pick #13 OA, Montreal Militia S50 SHL Draft: 1st Round, Pick #14 OA, Manhattan Rage ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
SMJHL Stats
S49 MTL |LW| GP: 50 G: 5 A: 9 +/-: -3 PIM: 23 HIT: 28 SB: 7 SHT: 85 FO%: 33.33%
S49 Four Star Cup Champion
S50 CAR|C| GP: 50 G: 15 A: 26 +/-: +22 PIM: 22 HIT: 28 SB: 8 SHT: 112 FO%: 50.80% S50 Four Star Cup Champion S51 CAR|C| GP: 50 G: 19 A: 24 +/-: +19 PIM: 23 HIT: 63 SB: 11 SHT: 104 FO%: 49.22% #1 SNIPER IN LEAGUE S51 Laurifer Cup ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- SHL Stats S52 MAN |LW| GP: 50 G: 12 A: 13 +/-: 3 PIM: 0 HIT:4 SB:13 SHT: 115 FO%: 17.33% S52 MAN Division Champions; MAN Conference Champions; MAN Challenge Cup Champions S53 MAN |LW| GP: 50 G: 18 A: 15 +/-: 21 PIM: 8 HIT:58 SB:29 SHT: 121 GR: 58 S54 MAN |LW| GP: 50 G: 14 A: 13 +/-: 9 PIM: 38 HIT:80 SB:22 SHT: 133 GR: 58 S55 MAN |LW| GP: 50 G: 17 A: 13 +/-: 14 PIM: 12 HIT:61 SB:31 SHT: 106 GR: 61 S56 MAN |LW| GP: 50 G: 19 A: 18 +/-: 30 PIM: 15 HIT:65 SB:43 SHT: 158 GR: 57 S57 MAN |LW| GP: 66 G: 32 A: 32 +/-: 27 PIM: 15 HIT:102 SB:69 SHT: 204 GR: 61 S58 MAN |C| GP: 66 G: 27 A: 38 +/-: -11 PIM: 28 HIT:125 SB:75 SHT: 232 GR: 66 S59 MIN|C| GP: 66 G: 34 A: 26 +/-: -4 PIM: 14 HIT:121 SB:75 SHT: 241 GR: 70 S60 MIN|C| GP: 66 G: 32 A: 40 +/-: 13 PIM: 34 HIT:111 SB:91 SHT: 201 GR: 67 S61 MIN|C| GP: 66 G: 20 A: 38 +/-: 16 PIM: 12 HIT:99 SB:67 SHT: 189 GR: 68 S62 MIN|C| GP: 66 G: 19 A: 45 +/-: -11 PIM: 24 HIT:88 SB:79 SHT: 180 GR: 62 S63 MIN|C| GP: 66 G: 14 A: 28 +/-: -33 PIM: 34 HIT:32 SB:66 SHT: 122 GR: 60 TOTAL || GP: 712 G: 258 A: 319 +/-: 74 PIM: 234 HIT: 946 SB:660 SHT: 1802
Seamus O'Slapahan || RD|| New England Wolfpack/Nevada Battleborn
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S64 Free Agent - Signed with Nevada Battleborn
S65 SHL Draft: 2nd Round, Pick 27 OA, New England Wolfpack
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SMJHL Stats
S64 NBB |RD| GP: 66 G: 6 A: 14 +/-: 5 PIM: 14 HIT: 107 SB: 58 SHT: 95 DGR: 52
S65 NBB |RD| GP: 66 G: 13 A: 29 +/-: 36 PIM: 12 HIT: 123 SB: 99 SHT: 164 DGR: 61
S66 NBB |RD| GP: 66 G: 12 A: 34 +/-: 35 PIM: 28 HIT: 133 SB: 74 SHT: 191 DGR: 78
S66 Laurifer Trophy, 4-Star Cup
S67 NBB |RD| GP: 66 G: 9 A: 34 +/-: 13 PIM: 34 HIT: 146 SB: 87 SHT: 197 DGR: 77
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SHL Stats
S68 NEW |RD| GP: 66 G: 7 A: 21 +/-: 23 PIM: 22 HIT: 50 SB: 114 SHT: 123 DGR: 70
S69 NEW |RD| GP: 66 G: 7 A: 22 +/-: 27 PIM: 26 HIT: 60 SB: 161 SHT: 132 DGR: 73
S70 NEW |RD| GP: 66 G: 13 A: 26 +/-: 34 PIM: 43 HIT: 85 SB: 195 SHT: 167 DGR: 75
S70 NEW Challenge Cup Champions
S71 NEW |RD| GP: 66 G: 5 A: 42 +/-: 61 PIM: 27 HIT: 58 SB: 164 SHT: 179 DGR: 72
S72 NEW |RD| GP: 66 G: 12 A: 61 +/-: 42 PIM: 57 HIT: 84 SB: 214 SHT: 215 DGR: 82
S73 NEW |RD| GP: 66 G: 22 A: 56 +/-: 59 PIM: 54 HIT: 80 SB: 232 SHT: 228 DGR: 82
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