JKortesi81
I am pretty confident that this year is our year. I mean, we did make it to the Eastern Conference finals last season and were just unlucky against Philly and their team. But, the key this year to winning will be doing it as a team. Doing it as a pack, I mean, that is why we are called the Wolfpack right? (What a horrible dad joke I know)
But all jokes aside, I think we are still a tough team to play against. We have lost some pieces over the last couple of years, but the youth is coming up and will take in the place of the older guys that decided to leave. We still have Ivan Lacksamus, who will continue to dominate the league and continue to be the top point getter in New England. Just with him, and the solid other pieces around him, there is no way we are not still at the top of the league at the end of the season.
And then once the playoffs start, it is all the luck of the draw, or the luck of the sim as they say. Would be much more predictable if we still used STHS, but we dont.
"Ice is slippery, watch out!" -Justin Time to an opposing forward after taking them out at the ankles with a poke check.
The Edmonton Blizzard are the reigning cup champions, and all eyes are on them as they look to repeat the feat in S74. With all but two players returning, the roster looks to take the same path to the cup that they did in S73, by loading up on offense and relying on McBride finalist (and hopefully winner) Justin Time to cover any mistakes. The top line of Surkhi-Ze'ev, Winter and Laraque were dominant all season, though they'll face stiff competition for points from the line right behind them as Elric, St. Clair and Kobliska enter their prime. On defense, Emil Egli looks poised to play the best hockey of his career, and veteran blueline pair St. Martin and Hunziker will look to repeat as the best defenders in the SHL. Two young rookies, Svatos and Chicken, will join the lineup to add some youth to the veteran roster, hoping to contribute right away and keep the title window open for a long time to come.
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Our path to the cup this season is as clear as freshly Zambonied ice. We're not just a hockey team; we're a force of nature on skates. Our offense is as relentless as a determined Zamboni driver, smoothing out any obstacles in our way. Our forwards are more precise than a slapshot in sudden death OT, and they're scoring goals faster than you can say, 'Why did the hockey player bring string to the game? To tie up the score!' The defense is tighter than a hockey mom's grip on a thermos full of hot cocoa in the stands. They're checking opponents with the precision of someone making sure the ice isn't too thin. We're leaving our opponents colder than the rink after the Zamboni does its job. Our goalie is a brick wall, stopping pucks like they're bad dad jokes—impossible to get past. And speaking of dad jokes, here's one for you: Why did the hockey puck go to therapy? It had been through a lot of slap shots!
Tony Soprano | C | #99 | Anchorage Armada | Philadelphia Forge | Sweden Anchorage Armada Alumni Height: 6ft 3in Weight: 300 lbs Birthplace: Sweden ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S49 | Drafted 9th Overall by the Anchorage Armada (SMJHL) S70 | Drafted 20th Overall by the Philadelphia ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ S71 (ANC) | “Ideen Fallah” (SMJHL MVP) Award Winner | SMJHL Regular Season: SMJHL Playoffs: International Play: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Achievements: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season: S53 TOR | 50GP | 6 G | 14A | 20P | 69 sog | 8.70 sh% | 3 ppp | 46 hit | 72 blk | 148 fpts SHL Playoffs: International Play: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Achievements: S52 (TOR) | “Jonathan Lundberg” (Team Leader in Hits) Award Winner | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
First-Name Last-Name | C | #29 | Philadelphia Forge | Sweden | Retired S69 || PEAK TPE: 1667 Toronto North Stars Alumni Colorado Raptors Alumni Height: 6ft 0in Weight: 200 lbs Birthplace: Canada Player Type: Offensive Forward ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S49 | Drafted 58th Overall by the Colorado Raptors (SMJHL) S50 | Drafted 43th Overall by the Edmonton Blizzard (SHL) S52 | Traded to Toronto North Stars(SHL) S53 | Called-up to SHL (Rookie Season) | S59 | Selected 4th overall by Philadelphia Forge in Expansion Draft | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Career Stats / Achievements SMJHL Regular Season: S49 (COL) | 50 GP | 6 G | 4 A | 10 P | 42.86 FO% | 12.77 SHT% | 12:06 TOI | S50 (COL) | 50 GP | 12 G | 16 A | 28 P | 48.98 FO% | 15.00 SHT% | 14:24 TOI | S51 (COL) | 50 GP | 13 G | 21 A | 34 P | 46.15 FO% | 11.11 SHT% | 17:01 TOI | S52 (COL) | 50 GP | 22 G | 25 A | 47 P | 51.38 FO% | 16.42 SHT% | 20:14 TOI | SMJHL Playoffs: S49 (COL) | 7 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | 50.00 FO% | 7.69 SHT% | 15:11 TOI | S50 (COL) | 17 GP | 1 G | 4 A | 5 P | 54.11 FO% | 3.13 SHT% | 12:16 TOI | S51 (COL) | 6 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | 45.45 FO% | 15.38 SHT% | 17:23 TOI | S52 (COL) | 6 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | 44.76 FO% | 12.50 SHT% | 21:07 TOI | International Play: S49 WJC (CAN) | 15 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | 70.00 FO% | 00.00 SHT% | 8:03 TOI | S50 WJC (CAN) | 26 GP | 6 G | 9 A | 15 P | 58.04 FO% | 13.24 SHT% | 12:59 TOI | S51 WJC (CAN) | 30 GP | 13 G | 15 A | 28 P | 53.56 FO% | 13.56 SHT% | 19:28 TOI | S52 WJC (CAN) | 24 GP | 8 G | 13 A | 21 P | 49.24 FO% | 13.44 SHT% | 19:45 TOI | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Achievements: S50 (COL) | Four Star Cup Finalist | S50 WJC (CAN) | SILVER Medal Winner | S51 (COL) | Named Assistant Captain | S51 WJC (CAN) | Named co-GM | S51 WJC (CAN) | GOLD Medal Winner | S51 WJC (CAN) | Tournament MVP Nominee | S52 (COL) | Named Assistant Captain | S52 WJC (CAN) | SILVER Medal Winner | S52 (SMJHL) | Nominated for the "Ron Bolt Trophy - Most Sportsmanlike Player" | S52 (COL) | "Potato Chips” (Top Offensive Forward) Award Winner | ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Stats / Achievements [/pbl]SHL Regular Season: S53 TOR | 50GP | 6 G | 14A | 20P | 69 sog | 8.70 sh% | 3 ppp | 46 hit | 72 blk | 148 fpts S54 TOR | 50GP | 12G | 7 A | 19P | 95 sog | 12.63sh% | 2 ppp | 16 hit | 29 blk | 121 fpts S55 TOR | 50GP | 11G | 8 A | 19P | 85 sog | 12.94sh% | 2 ppp | 25 hit | 18 blk | 114 fpts S56 TOR | 50GP | 6 G | 16A | 22P | 93 sog | 6.45 sh% | 1 ppp | 21 hit | 19 blk | 120 fpts S57 TOR | 66GP | 11G | 22A | 33P | 145sog | 7.59 sh% | 5 ppp | 32 hit | 19 blk | 178 fpts S58 TOR | 66GP | 16G | 30A | 46P | 162sog | 9.88 sh% | 4 ppp | 18 hit | 12 blk | 217 fpts S59 TOR | 66GP | 23G | 30A | 53P | 162sog | 14.20sh% | 8 ppp | 68 hit | 12 blk | 265 fpts S60 PHI | 66GP | 28G | 35A | 63P | 223sog | 12.56sh% | 16ppp | 79 hit | 81 blk | 364 fpts S61 PHI | 66GP | 24G | 34A | 58P | 230sog | 10.43sh% | 15ppp | 61 hit | 63 blk | 329 fpts S62 PHI | 66GP | 23G | 37A | 60P | 204sog | 11.27sh% | 25ppp | 114 hit | 49 blk | 339 fpts
S63 PHI | 66GP | 20G | 48A | 68P | 202sog | 9.90 sh% | 8 ppp | 96 hit | 67 blk | 363 fpts
S64 PHI | 66GP | 20G | 44 A | 64P | 221sog | 9.05 sh% | 8 ppp | 74 hit | 48 blk | 337fpts
S65 PHI | 66GP | 11 G | 36A | 47P | 185sog | 5.95sh% | 2ppp | 74 hit | 57blk | 271 fpts
S66 PHI | 66GP | 14G | 23A| 41P | 102sog | 13.73sh% | 0ppp | 63hit | 36blk | 241fpts
SHL Playoffs: S58 TOR | 19GP | 5 G | 7 A | 12P | 49 sog | 10.20sh% | 1 ppp | 24 hit | 4 blk S60 PHI | 6 GP | 4 G | 2 A | 6 P | 23 sog | 17.39sh% | 2 ppp | 8 hit | 7 blk S61 PHI | 6 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | 15 sog | 6.67 sh% | 0 ppp | 5 hit | 6 blk S62 PHI | 6 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | 13 sog | 7.69sh% | 1 ppp | 15 hit | 7 blk
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International Play:
S55 IIHF (SWE) | 21 GP | 5 G | 10 A | 15 P | 51.70 FO% | 13.97 SHT% | 16:01 TOI |
S56 IIHF (SWE) | 21 GP | 2 G | 8 A | 10 P | 50.30 FO% | 8.33 SHT% | 17:51 TOI |
S57 IIHF (SWE) | 19 GP | 2 G | 9 A | 11 P | 51.60 FO% | 8.79 SHT% | 16:09 TOI |
S58 IIHF (SWE) | 20 GP | 9 G | 3 A | 12 P | 52.70 FO% | 15.35 SHT% | 14:35 TOI |
S59 IIHF (SWE) | 20 GP | 4 G | 10 A | 14 P | 00.70 FO% | 11.95 SHT% | 17:55 TOI |
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Achievements:
S52 (TOR) | “Jonathan Lundberg” (Team Leader in Hits) Award Winner |
S52 (TOR) | “John Grossman Jr” (Team Leader in PIMs) Award Winner |
S55 (TOR) | “Chris York (Team Leader in Goals) Award Winner |
S56 IIHF (SWE) | BRONZE Medal Winner |
S58 (TOR) | First Career Playoff Goal (Game 1 vs SFP) |
S59 IIHF (SWE) | Named Assistant Captain |
S60 PHI | Named Assistant Captain (Inaugural season) |
S60 SHL | Named All-Star (PHI)|
S60 IIHF (SWE) | Named Captain |
S60 IIHF (SWE) | BRONZE Medal Winner |
S60 IIHF (SWE) | Named Team Sweden CO-GM |
S60 PHI| Winner of 'The Hammer' award (Best forward on the team) |
S60 PHI | Winner of 'The Blacksmith' award (Team MVP) |
S61 IIHF (SWE) | Named Ass-Captain |
S62 IIHF (SWE) | Named Ass-Captain |
S63 PHI | Named Ass-Captain |
S64 PHI | Named Co-GM |
S66 PHI | Named Ass-Captain |
S69 PHI | Challenge Cup Champion |
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OPTION 1 - Rock that dad bod Well, we going to train hard and trying to be the best on ice. As my dad says: "Who does not work, that shall not eat". We lost some good players on our team, for example Theodore Svatos (Good luck to him and see'ya on ice). We'll be analyze our opponent's game and build our strategy based on it. Also, we'll be keep good physcal shape. Working on mentality is also imporantant. We'll help our rookies to don't worry on important games. Also don't forget about our experience. It will defenitly help me and the others to show beatiful and good hockey. We are full of desire to improve ourselves and become stronger and that's why I think we can definitely take the cup this season. We will see how it turns out in reality very soon, and rest assured, we will make sure that my prediction turns out to be as accurate as possible.
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12-01-2023, 07:46 PM
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How will Manhattan win the cup this season? I guess the bigger question is why they want to win it, you can get em for cheap at the dollar store! Just kidding, just kidding. Manhattan is winning the cup for one simple reason: we got rookies. At least 5, to be exact. Especially on defense, the youth that is going to be provided by Nik Smith, Shnopple Lopple, and Nick Mayhem is going to energize the Rage into the playoffs--no doubt about it. And that's without mentioning former Kraken Alexej Kastraba stepping in to fill a huge scoring role for the team. Questions like, "how are you going to win the cup with such a young team" or "going from the worst team in the league to winning the cup is impossible" and, well yeah they are pretty valid questions to ask. The easy answer? Because I want them to. No one else has my personal drive to will their team to the cup from the minors, and that's just a fact.
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Written Task: Describe how your team is going to win the cup this season, because obviously they are. Include at least one dad joke.
Ladies and gentlemen, get ready for S74 because this season, the Calgary Dragons are breathing fire and aiming for glory! First off, our strategy is to tighten up the defense, creating a fortress around our goalie so impenetrable that even a dad joke couldn't sneak through! Speaking of which, why did the hockey player go to jail? Because he was caught "high-sticking" around! But seriously, our offense is set to soar like a puck in overtime. With Tom Pedersen leading the charge on the left wing, we're lining up shots so precise, they're asking to be framed in the net. Furthermore, our power plays are smoother than Zamboni ice. We're dishing out passes crisper than a freshly baked batch of hockey-puck cookies (If you eat those, käka puck as they say in Sweden, you’ll lose your teeth as a true hockey player). Lastly, our team spirit? Stronger than a hockey mom's enthusiasm at a 6 AM practice! We've brewed a team spirit that's tighter than a flying dove’s asshole, uniting us in pursuit of the Cup. So, grab your jerseys and your sense of humor. We are skating towards victory, armed with boom-bastic plays, killer dad jokes, and enough enthusiasm to melt the ice! Go Dragons.
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Tom Pedersen - Left Wing / Center 1974 Norwegian. 6'1, 210 lbs, #81 Teams: S75 : SHL - Calgary Dragons S74: SHL - Calgary Dragons S73: SHL - Calgary Dragons S72: SHL - Calgary Dragons S71: SHL - Calgary Dragons S70: SHL - Calgary Dragons S69: SHL - Calgary Dragons S68: SHL - Calgary Dragons S67: SMJHL - Colorado Raptors S66: SMJHL - Colorado Raptors S65: SMJHL - Colorado Raptors International hockey: S75 : IIHF - Norway S74: IIHF - Norway S73: IIHF - Norway S72: IIHF - Norway S71: IIHF - Norway S70: IIHF - Norway S69: IIHF - Norway S68: IIHF - Norway S67: WJC - Team World S67: IIHF - Norway S66: WJC - Finland S65: WJC - Finland Transactions: Contract Extension: $4.0M HTD x 3 (S76, S77 and S78). Contract Extension: $4.0M HTD x 3 (S73, S74 and S75). Contract Extension: $4.0M S70, 4,5M S71 and 5M S72. Contract Extension: $4.0M x 3 (S67 - S69). Contract Signed with Calgary Dragons: $3.0M for S66. Round 1, 4th pick in the S66 SHL Draft. Contract Signed with Colorado Raptors: $4.0M + $2.0M Bonus for S65. Round 2, 3rd pick (17th overall) in the S65 SMJHL Draft. Awards: S74: Bronze Medal in IIHF with Norway S73: Silver Medal in IIHF with Norway S72: Silver Medal in IIHF with Norway S67: Gold Medal in IIHF with Norway Named Assistant Captain on the Colorado Raptors S66: Named Assistant Captain on the Colorado Raptors S65: Alex Andani Award , given to the Best Rookie in the WJCVyacheslav Onoprienko Trophy , given to the Most Underrated Player in SMJHLAlexander Zajac Award , Awarded to the most dedicated Colorado Raptors player
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If you drink too much alcohol, you're called an alcoholic...... but if you drink too much rhum do you know what you're called? A rhumantic... hehehehehe.
Anyway, it has nothing to do with what I'm gonna write about but I neded to include a dad joke so there you go. Rhum is also alcohol, which makes this joke even more terrible.
The Minnesota Monarchs will win the cup because they're just great and they even make the playoffs now! Yay! It makes winning a cup easier, doesn't it? We will be a bunch of bench warmers, watching Meta Knight fuck up the other teams. Well, I will be a bench warmer. Dragging the team down. But Meta Knight will bring us to glory. Meta Knight is the man. Occasionally Alexi Piastri too, I guess. And Nevek Kove who now generates offense (wtf).... and um... everyone else I will not mention in this PT. Our team hasn't won shit in a while and we, as well as our fans, are hungry for some wins.
Elena Maximova | Defense | Los Angeles Panthers Birthplace: Odessa, Ukraine Number: 64 ---------------------------------------------- S78: Won Challenge Cup with the Los Angeles Panthers S76: Traded to the Los Angeles Panthers S72: Won Four Star Cup with the St. Louis Scarecrows S72: Traded to the St. Louis Scarecrows S70: Drafted 3rd overall by the Minnesota Monarchs S69: Won Quilha Agante Trophy (best SMJHL dman) S69: Won Four Star Cup with the Québec City Citadelles S69: Named ass-captain of the Québec City Citadelles S69: Drafted 3rd overall by the Québec City Citadelles Jasper Maximov | Defense | New Orleans Specters | Retired Birthplace: Odessa, Ukraine Number: 13 ---------------------------------------------- S68: Won gold medal with Sweden S66: Signed with the New Orleans Specters S61: Traded to the Baltimore Platoon S58: Won Four Star Cup with the Québec City Citadelles S57: Won silver WJC medal with Sweden S56: Drafted 9th overall by the Winnipeg Jets S55: Named captain of the Québec City Citadelles S55: Drafted 20th overall by the Québec City Citadelles Мариа Максимова | Defense | West Kendall Platoon | Retired Birthplace: Saint Petersburg, Russia Number: 9 ---------------------------------------------- Transactions/Achievements: S38: Won gold medal with Russia S37: Named alternate captain for the West Kendall Platoon S32: Won bronze medal with Russia S28: Won silver medal with Russia S26: Named to the All-Rookie team S26: Won gold medal with Russia S26: Named captain of Russia S25: Won Four Star Cup with the Kelowna Knights S25: Won SMJHL Prospects Showcase as co-GM of the Outlaws (/w Lord Pretty Flacko) S25: Drafted 4th overall by the West Kendall Platoon S24: Named alternate captain for the Kelowna Knights S24: Drafted 10th overall by the Kelowna Knights
The Detroit Falcons are going to run away with the cup this season. We're going to dominate the J so thoroughly that next season we have to go down to three lines. The wall to wall dominance is going to be remembered as "The Greatest Show on Ice." The Armada will be Ar-done-a. The Timber shall fall. The Berserkers will look like monks next to our ferocity. The Raptors are already wrapped up. Hummingbirds won't even be afraid of the Scarecrows when we're done. Battleborn? More like stillborn. Elk are what's for dinner. Knights will get demoted to squires. Whalers are too busy looking down into the sea to notice the Falcons dive-bombing their season. Malamutes gonna get mala-muted. Kraken won't be recognizable as a hockey organization after they're cracked open. Citadelles will become funeral homes. Winnie the Pooh is going to be more feared than the Grizzlies. The Falcons are going to rewrite the SMJHL landscape this season because we're simply the best. Better than all the rest. Better than anyone. Anyone I've ever met. I'm stuck on your heart. I hang on every word you say.Tear us apart. Baby, I would rather be dead.
Teddy Murphy 4 Teams S58-S70 | 6OA (BAP) --------------------------------------------------- Career Stats GP 858|G 125|A 273|P 398|+/- 29|ATOI 20:13|FW 3|GR 62 --------------------------------------------------- Accolades S59 All-Rookie Team (First ever Sophomore to make the team) Teddy Park Kelowna Defenseman S54-57 | 29OA --------------------------------------------------- Career Stats GP 216|G 23|A 72|P 95|+/- 17|ATOI 21:32|FW 12|GR 66 --------------------------------------------------- Accolades Captain S55-57 S57 All-Star
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If the Elk are going to win the 4 Star Cup this season, we need our defence to shut down the opposing team. We've had seasons since I've been here where we have some high scoring forwards, but haven't gone anywhere with that. So, it comes down to the defence being able to limit the damage on our end. Those goals that the forwards are scoring need to be enough to win. As a group, we need to move the puck out of our zone way quicker. Find the forwards and make the outlet pass quickly so the opponent doesn't have time to get into position. We also need to clear the front of the net much better and give our goalie the best chance to save every shot they see.
If we can clean up defensively, we have a chance every time we hit the ice. As the veteran on the blue line, I told coach I'm ready to lead and he just responded, "Hi ready to lead, I'm coach." I had to just skate off the ice.
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Guy Incognito || D || Texas Renegades || 1859 TPE Name: Guy Incognito Age: 33 Height: 6'1" Weight: 190 lbs Number: 24 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics S72|Elk|[G 10] [A 15] [Pts 25] [+/- +7] [PIM 50] [Hits 124] [SB 131] S73|Elk|[G 17] [A 40] [Pts 57] [+/- +8] [PIM 30] [Hits 123] [SB 170] S74|Elk|[G 11] [A 30] [Pts 41] [+/- -9] [PIM 42] [Hits 132] [SB 123] S75|Elk|[G 16] [A 33] [Pts 49] [+/- +12] [PIM 40] [Hits 119] [SB 119] S76|Renegades|[G 7] [A 13] [Pts 20] [+/- +27] [PIM 36] [Hits 37] [SB 125] S77|Renegades|[G 4] [A 17] [Pts 21] [+/- +26] [PIM 28] [Hits 43] [SB 179] S78|Renegades|[G 6] [A 31] [Pts 37] [+/- +39] [PIM 42] [Hits 66] [SB 128] S79|Renegades|[G 8] [A 21] [Pts 29] [+/- -2] [PIM 42] [Hits 69] [SB 156] S80|Renegades|[G 15] [A 33] [Pts 48] [+/- +13] [PIM 67] [Hits 79] [SB 168] Career|[G 40] [A 115] [Pts 155] [+/- +103] [PIM 215] [Hits 294] [SB 756] ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics S72|Elk|[G 0] [A 0] [Pts 0] [+/- -4] [PIM 0] [Hits 4] [SB 13] S73|Elk|[G 1] [A 3] [Pts 4] [+/- -5] [PIM 4] [Hits 9] [SB 16] S74|Elk|[G 2] [A 1] [Pts 3] [+/- -5] [PIM 4] [Hits 7] [SB 16] S75|Elk|[G 1] [A 2] [Pts 3] [+/- 2] [PIM 4] [Hits 17] [SB 18] S76|Renegades|[G 0] [A 4] [Pts 4] [+/- -2] [PIM 2] [Hits 4] [SB 27] S77|Renegades|[G 2] [A 4] [Pts 6] [+/- +7] [PIM 2] [Hits 14] [SB 57] S78|Renegades|[G 2] [A 4] [Pts 6] [+/- +4] [PIM 4] [Hits 15] [SB 43] S79|Renegades|[G 1] [A 6] [Pts 7] [+/- +3] [PIM 8] [Hits 14] [SB 38] S80|Renegades|[G 0] [A 0] [Pts 0] [+/- 0] [PIM 0] [Hits 0] [SB 0] Career|[G 5] [A 18] [Pts 23] [+/- +12] [PIM 16] [Hits 47] [SB 165] ------------------------------------------------------------ Team Record S72|Elk|36-29-1 - 73pts (Round 1) S73|Elk|34-26-6 - 74pts (Round 2) S74|Elk|26-38-2 - 54pts (Round 1) S75|Elk|35-24-7 - 77pts (Round 1) S76|Renegades|47-17-2 - 96pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S77|Renegades|44-18-4 - 92pts (Challenge Cup Finals) S78|Renegades|48-15-3 - 99pts (Western Conference Finals) S79|Renegades|44-21-1 - 89pts (Western Conference Finals) S80|Renegades|38-24-4 - 80pts (TBD) ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S72: Drafted 8th overall by the Regina Elk S73: Drafted 11th overall by the Texas Renegades ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards & Achievements S73: Won Quilha Agante Trophy S73: Won Alex Light Trophy Won 1 WJC Medal (Bronze) Won 3 IIHF Medals (3 Gold) Peak TPE count: 1859 ------------------------------------------------------------ Damian Littleton || D || Retired Name: Damian Littleton Age: 22 Height: 6'2" Weight: 230 lbs Number: 24 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Statistics Career|[G 30] [A 123] [Pts 153] [+/- +9] [PIM 527] [Hits 580] [SB 495] ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Playoff Statistics Career|[G 4] [A 20] [Pts 24] [+/- +3] [PIM 68] [Hits 86] [SB 72] ------------------------------------------------------------ Team Record S1|Jets|23-12-5 – 51pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS) S2|Jets|22-13-5 – 49pts (West Division Finals) S3|Jets|18-14-8 – 44pts (West Division Finals) S4|Jets|19-19-2 – 40pts (West Division Finals) S5|Jets|24-15-5 – 53pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S6|Jets|25-21-14 – 64pts (Missed Playoffs) S7|Jets|25-19-6 – 56pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS) S8|Jets|21-20-9 – 51pts (Missed Playoffs) ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: GM of the Winnipeg Jets ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards & Achievements S1: SHL Challenge Cup Champion S3: Won the Scott Stevens Trophy S7: SHL Challenge Cup Champion S7: Won the JJ Krever Trophy S7: Won the Damian Littleton Trophy ------------------------------------------------------------ Lance Uppercut || D || Retired Name: Lance Uppercut Age: 22 Height: 6'2" Weight: 200 lbs Number: 9 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL/NWJHL Regular Season Statistics S8|Falcons|[G 5] [A 31] [Pts 36] [+/- +47] [PIM 98] [Hits 73] [SB 54] Career|[G 106] [A 341] [Pts 447] [+/- +83] [PIM 775] [Hits 1258] [SB 842] ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL/NWJHL Playoff Statistics S8|Falcons|[G 1] [A 4] [Pts 5] [+/- +15] [PIM 28] [Hits 14] [SB 19] Career|[G 8] [A 36] [Pts 44] [+/- +6] [PIM 101] [Hits 163] [SB 144] ------------------------------------------------------------ Team Record S8|Falcons|33-5-2 - 68pts (Four Star Cup Finals) S9|Jets|32-14-4 - 68pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S10|Jets|30-14-6 - 66pts (Challenge Cup Finals) S11|Jets|36-11-3 - 75pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S12|Jets|31-16-3 - 65pts (Challenge Cup Finals) S13|Jets|31-13-6 - 68pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S14|Jets|24-21-5 - 58pts (Western Conference Finals) S15|Jets|22-21-7 - 51pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S16|Jets|22-21-7 - 51pts (Missed Playoffs) S17|Jets|22-23-5 - 49pts (Missed Playoffs) S18|Jets|27-17-6 - 60pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S19|Jets|30-18-2 - 64pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS) S20|Jets|26-18-6 - 52pts (Western Conference Finals) S21|Jets|22-24-6 - 50pts (Missed Playoffs) ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: Drafted 5th overall by the Detroit Falcons ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards & Achievements S9: Won the Ryan Jesster Trophy S19: Won the JJ Krever Trophy ------------------------------------------------------------ Rembrandt Q. Einstein || D || Retired Name: Rembrandt Q. Einstein Age: 25 Height: 6'5" Weight: 215 lbs Number: 44 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics S21|Impact|[G 2] [A 29] [Pts 31] [+/- -17] [PIM 23] [Hits 20] [SB 52] Career|[G 75] [A 440] [Pts 515] [+/- +34] [PIM 537] [Hits 975] [SB 1034] ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics S21|Impact|[G 0] [A 3] [Pts 3] [+/- -5] [PIM 2] [Hits 3] [SB 2] Career|[G 7] [A 27] [Pts 34] [+/- -2] [PIM 58] [Hits 102] [SB 103] ------------------------------------------------------------ Team Record S21|Impact|11-22-7 - 29pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals) S22|Jets|34-14-4 - 72pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S23|Jets|23-22-7 - 53pts (Missed Playoffs) S24|Jets|30-18-4 - 64pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S25|Jets|31-13-6 - 68pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS) S26|Jets|28-17-5 - 61pts (Western Conference Finals) S27|Jets|25-22-3 - 53pts (Missed Playoffs) S28|Jets|27-15-8 - 62pts (Western Conference Finals) S29|Jets|27-20-3 - 57pts (Missed Playoffs) S30|Jets|20-19-11 - 51pts (Missed Playoffs) S31|Jets|13-30-6 - 32pts (Missed Playoffs) S32|Jets|22-21-7 - 51pts (Missed Playoffs) S33|Jets|27-20-3 - 57pts (Missed Playoffs) S34|Jets|26-16-8 - 60pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S35|Jets|28-21-1 - 57pts (Missed Playoffs) S36|Jets|30-16-4 - 64pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: Drafted 4th overall by the Montreal Impact ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards & Achievements S22: Won the JJ Krever Trophy S25: Won the Joe McKeil Trophy S28: Won the Joe McKeil Trophy S28: Won the Vidrik Onoprienko Lifetime Achievement Award ------------------------------------------------------------ Hercules Rockefeller || LW || Retired Name: Hercules Rockefeller Age: 27 Height: 5'11" Weight: 195 lbs Number: 24 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics S36|Raiders|[G 7] [A 2] [Pts 9] [+/- -11] [PIM 4] [Hits 40] [SB 1] S37|Raiders|[G 14] [A 10] [Pts 24] [+/- +3] [PIM 14] [Hits 45] [SB 1] Career|[G 270] [A 325] [Pts 595] [+/- +157] [PIM 206] [Hits 709] [SB 197] ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics S36|Raiders|[G 3] [A 1] [Pts 4] [+/- -2] [PIM 0] [Hits 8] [SB 0] S37|Raiders|[G 1] [A 1] [Pts 2] [+/- -1] [PIM 2] [Hits 6] [SB 0] Career|[G 48] [A 54] [Pts 102] [+/- -26] [PIM 30] [Hits 145] [SB 47] ------------------------------------------------------------ Team Record S36|Raiders|28-18-4 - 60pts (Four Star Cup Final) S37|Raiders|32-10-8 - 72pts (Eastern Conference Finals) S38|Blizzard|19-25-6 - 44pts (Missed Playoffs) S39|Blizzard|28-20-2 - 58pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S40|Blizzard|27-15-8 - 62pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S41|Blizzard|32-13-5 - 69pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S42|Blizzard|30-15-5 - 65pts (Western Conference Finals) S43|Blizzard|23-23-4 - 50pts (Missed Playoffs) S44|Blizzard|35-11-4 - 74pts (Western Conference Finals) S45|Blizzard|41-6-3 - 85pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS) S46|Blizzard|24-21-5 - 53pts (Western Conference Wild Card) S47|Blizzard|33-16-1 - 67pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S48|Blizzard|25-20-5 - 55pts (Western Conference Wild Card) S49|Blizzard|26-22-2 - 54pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS) S50|Blizzard|28-19-3 - 59pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S51|Blizzard|32-14-4 - 68pts (Challenge Cup Finals) S52|Blizzard|29-18-3 - 61pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S53|Blizzard|32-13-5 - 69pts (Challenge Cup Finals) S54|Blizzard|29-18-3 - 61pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: Drafted 3rd overall by the Halifax Raiders Drafted 3rd overall by the Edmonton Blizzard ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards & Achievements S45: SHL Record for highest +/- in a season (+42) S49: Won the Anton Razov Trophy Won 9 IIHF Medals (5 Gold, 1 Silver, 3 Bronze) ------------------------------------------------------------ Rock Strongo || C || Retired Name: Rock Strongo Age: 30 Height: 6'3" Weight: 220 lbs Number: 9 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL/SMJHL Regular Season Statistics S55|Raptors|[G 14] [A 18] [Pts 32] [+/- +10] [PIM 12] [Hits 19] [SB 8] S56|Raptors/Battleborn|[G 7] [A 18] [Pts 25] [+/- +2] [PIM 16] [Hits 42] [SB 18] S57|Battleborn|[G 9] [A 26] [Pts 35] [+/- -3] [PIM 22] [Hits 66] [SB 29] Career|[G 332] [A 518] [Pts 850] [+/- +145] [PIM 302] [Hits 1298] [SB 493] ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL/SMJHL Playoff Statistics S55|Raptors|[G 0] [A 3] [Pts 3] [+/- EVEN] [PIM 2] [Hits 1] [SB 2] S56|Battleborn|[G 1] [A 0] [Pts 1] [+/- +1] [PIM 0] [Hits 1] [SB 2] S57|Battleborn|[G 0] [A 1] [Pts 1] [+/- +2] [PIM 0] [Hits 7] [SB 2] Career|[G 54] [A 68] [Pts 122] [+/- +11] [PIM 22] [Hits 224] [SB 56] ------------------------------------------------------------ Team Record S55|Raptors|27-18-5 - 59pts (Round 2) S56|Battleborn|28-18-4 - 60pts (Round 2) S57|Battleborn|30-29-7 - 67pts (Round 1) S58|Monarchs|23-36-7 - 53pts (Missed Playoffs) S59|Monarchs|30-34-2 - 62pts (Missed Playoffs) S60|Monarchs|29-31-6 - 64pts (Round 1) S61|Monarchs|30-30-6 - 66pts (Round 1) S62|Panthers|42-22-2 - 86pts (Western Conference Finals) S63|Panthers|36-24-6 - 78pts (Challenge Cup Finals) S64|Panthers|44-14-8 - 96pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S65|Panthers|50-14-2 - 102pts (SHL CHALLENGE CUP CHAMPIONS) S66|Panthers|45-17-4 - 94pts (Western Conference Semi-Finals) S67|Panthers|38-26-2 - 78pts (Round 1) S68|North Stars|46-16-4 - 96pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals) S69|Patriotes|50-15-1 - 101pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals) S70|Patriotes|46-17-3 - 95pts (Eastern Conference Semi-Finals) S71|Patriotes|50-15-1 - 101pts (Round 1) ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: S55: Drafted 7th overall by the Colorado Raptors S56: Drafted 3rd overall by the Minnesota Monarchs S56: Traded from Colorado to Nevada S62: Signed with Los Angeles Panthers S68: Traded from Los Angeles to Toronto S69: Traded from Toronto to Montreal ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards & Achievements S55: Won the Esa Anrikkanen Trophy Won 3 WJC Medals (Gold, Silver, Bronze) Won 6 IIHF Medals (1 Gold, 3 Silver, 2 Bronze) Peak TPE count: 2106 ------------------------------------------------------------
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OPTION 2 - monkaS
Well the first thing that came into my mind was the thought of taking a dump in the gloves and skates of everyone on the other team. However, upon reflection, this is wildly impractical. I mean, that's a lot of poop. Too much for me. And also, they can probably DNA test the leavings and figure out it was me and it will come back around resulting in horrific punishment for me and my team. So I decided to evolve from that childish plan and become a dog walker. Over the course of the season, I will accumulate so much dog turd that I will be able to heat it up and slop it into the gear of the rival team's equipment and have it nearly be fresh quality. This way, there will be no DNA test to bring me into questioning and my team is off the hook entirely. I mean, imagine putting your gloves on and getting a handful of that. Or your skates and getting a gripper full of it. Disgusting. You can't play a game after something like that, so it's over.
OPTION 1 - WRITTEN TASK
This is my rookie season and I'm playing for Toronto "North Stars". It will be tough and I'm playing for underdogs, but we might win the championship. Mainly, because we have a young and good core which already had a decent pre-season. Each game and team training we will improve and get better. Team knows what we have to accomplish. If we won't be able to win the chip this season, the father of Theo Kondos will make us win it. Toronto isn't at it's lowest. Team is getting back to getter and it's only way up from now. We have solid lines on offense, arguably a good defense and decent goalies. With hard work, passion and many trainings - we can win it all for sure. Just gotta stay focused and use our chances. We have to build a great locker room chemistry and make all players of our team to want to succeed. Then everything is possible.
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Aumy Junior II | C | Toronto North Stars | Birthplace: Finland, Tampere Number: 81 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Career Statistics: S70 | Carolina Kraken | 66 GP | 11 G | 19 A | 30 P | -12 | 32 PIM | 141 H | 15 BS S71 | Carolina Kraken | 66 GP | 27 G | 35 A | 62 P | +17 | 34 PIM | 65 H | 21 BS S72 | Carolina Kraken | 66 GP | 31 G | 39 A | 70 P | +19 | 49 PIM | 88 H | 17 BS S73 | Vancouver Whalers | 67 GP | 36 G | 28 A | 64 P | +2 | 24 PIM | 90 H | 9 BS TOTAL | 265 GP | 105 G | 121 A | 226 P | +26 | 139 PIM | 384 H | 62 BS ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Play-Off Career Statistics: S70 | Carolina Kraken | 11 GP | 0 G | 5 A | 5 P | +1 | 4 PIM | 21 H | 5 BS S71 | Carolina Kraken | 9 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | +/- 0 | 2 PIM | 9 H | 2 BS S72 | Carolina Kraken | 12 GP | 7 G | 6 A | 13 P | +/- 0 | 6 PIM | 20 H | 5 BS S73 | Vancouver Whalers | 11 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 P | -5 | 0 PIM | 23 H | 2 BS TOTAL | 43 GP | 9 G | 16 A | 25 P | -4 | 12 PIM | 73 H | 14 BS ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Career Statistics: S74 | Toronto North Stars | 66 GP | 42 G | 28 A | 70 P | -20 | 32 PIM | 55 H | 7 BS S75 | Toronto North Stars | 66 GP | 39 G | 40 A | 79 P | -11 | 26 PIM | 59 H | 35 BS S76 | Toronto North Stars | 66 GP | 18 G | 33 A | 51 P | -8 | 29 PIM | 121 H | 8 BS S77 | Toronto North Stars | 66 GP | 25 G | 41 A | 66 P | -11 | 40 PIM | 108 H | 35 BS S78 | Toronto North Stars | 66 GP | 35 G | 54 A | 89 P | +10 | 30 PIM | 52 H | 63 BS S79 | Toronto North Stars | 66 GP | 51 G | 39 A | 90 P | -2 | 35 PIM | 57 H | 55 BS S80 | Toronto North Stars | 35 GP | 22 G | 28 A | 50 P | -13 | 32 PIM | 50 H | 23 BS TOTAL | 431 GP | 232 G | 263 A | 495 P | -55 | 224 PIM | 502 H | 226 BS ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Play-Off Career Statistics: S74 | Toronto North Stars | 4 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | -4 | 0 PIM | 1 H | 1 BS S75 | Toronto North Stars | 4 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -7 | 2 PIM | 5 H | 6 BS S77 | Toronto North Stars | 6 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 P | -3 | 0 PIM | 6 H | 5 BS S78 | Toronto North Stars | 7 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | +2 | 2 PIM | 11 H | 9 BS S79 | Toronto North Stars | 6 GP | 4 G | 4 A | 8 P | -2 | 2 PIM | 6 H | 5 BS TOTAL | 27 GP | 8 G | 9 A | 17 P | -14 | 6 PIM | 29 H | 26 BS ------------------------------------------------------------ WJC/IIHF Career Statistics: S70 | WJC | Finland | 15 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | +1 | 6 PIM | 10 H | 2 BS S71 | WJC | Finland | 15 GP | 5 G | 6 A | 11 P | +1 | 0 PIM | 19 H | 4 BS | BRONZE MEDAL S72 | WJC | Finland | 12 GP | 5 G | 9 A | 14 P | -3 | 4 PIM | 14 H | 2 BS S73 | WJC | Finland | 15 GP | 7 G | 3 A | 10 P | +4 | 6 PIM | 15 H | 7 BS | BRONZE MEDAL S74 | IIHF | Finland | 15 GP | 0 G | 6 A | 6 P | -2 | 2 PIM | 6 H | 1 BS S75 | IIHF | Finland | 13 GP | 4 G | 4 A | 8 P | +2 | 4 PIM | 5 H | 3 BS S76 | IIHF | Finland | 13 GP | 9 G | 2 A | 11 P | +5 | 0 PIM | 6 H | 1 BS S77 | IIHF | Finland | 15 GP | 7 G | 11 A | 18 P | +8 | 10 PIM | 12 H | 5 BS | BRONZE MEDAL S78 | IIHF | Finland | 15 GP | 5 G | 6 A | 11 P | +2 | 16 PIM | 13 H | 11 BS | SILVER MEDAL S79 | IIHF | Finland | 12 GP | 7 G | 12 A | 19 P | +1 | 12 PIM | 12 H | 5 BS TOTAL | 140 GP | 51 G | 62 A | 113 P | +19 | 60 PIM | 112 H | 41 BS ------------------------------------------------------------ Total Career Statistics: SMJHL | 308 GP | 114 G | 137 A | 251 P | +22 | 151 PIM | 457 H | 76 BS SHL | 458 GP | 240 G | 272 A | 512 P | -69 | 230 PIM | 531 H | 252 BS WJC | 57 GP | 19 G | 21 A | 40 P | +3 | 16 PIM | 58 H | 15 BS IIHF | 83 GP | 32 G | 41 A | 73 P | +16 | 44 PIM | 54 H | 26 BS TOTAL | 906 GP | 405 G | 471 A | 876 P | -28 | 443 PIM | 1100 H | 369 BS ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: SMJHL | S70 | Signed 1 year deal with Carolina Kraken for 3 000 000 $ SHL | S71 | Drafted 2nd round, 18th pick (38th overall) by Toronto North Stars SHL | S71 | Signed 1 year deal with Toronto North Stars for 3 000 000 $ SHL | S74 | Signed 4 year deal with Toronto North Stars for 16 000 000$ SHL | S78 | Signed 3 year deal with Toronto North Stars for 15 000 000$ ------------------------------------------------------------ Achievements: Two-time WJC bronze medalist with Finland (S71, S73) SHL Rookie All-Star team (S74) SHL Ryan Jesster award nominee (S74) One-time IIHF bronze medalist with Finland (S77) One-time IIHF silver medalist with Finland (S78) One-time SHL All-Star (S79)
Reinis Aumeisters | LW | Finland | (S26 - S43) | TPE PEAK: 915 Birthplace: Finland, Helsinki Number: 83 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Career Statistics: S26 | Halifax Raiders | 50 GP | 6 G | 3 A | 9 P | -6 | 8 PIM | 25 H | 3 BS | SMJHL CHAMPION S27 | Halifax Raiders | 50 GP | 18 G | 23 A | 41 P | +16 | 6 PIM | 17 H | 2 BS S28 | Halifax Raiders | 50 GP | 18 G | 33 A | 51 P | +7 | 12 PIM | 44 H | 6 BS S29 | Prince George Firebirds | 50 GP | 15 G | 13 A | 28 P | +3 | 22 PIM | 56 H | 6 BS TOTAL | 200 GP | 57 G | 72 A | 129 P | +20 | 48 PIM | 142 H | 17 BS ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Play-Off Career Statistics: S26 | Halifax Raiders | 16 GP | 3 G | 3 A | 6 P | +3 | 8 PIM | 11 H | 0 BS S27 | Halifax Raiders | 7 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 P | +1 | 2 PIM | 3 H | 0 BS S28 | Halifax Raiders | 6 GP | 1 G | 5 A | 6 P | +4 | 0 PIM | 1 H | 0 BS S29 | Prince George Firebirds | 6 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -3 | 6 PIM | 7 H | 0 BS TOTAL | 35 GP | 5 G | 16 A | 21 P | +5 | 16 PIM | 22 H | 0 BS ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Career Statistics: S30 | Manhattan Rage | 50 GP | 7 G | 9 A | 16 P | +3 | 8 PIM | 37 H | 2 BS S31 | Manhattan Rage | 50 GP | 3 G | 4 A | 7 P | -3 | 0 PIM | 12 H | 2 BS S32 | Manhattan Rage | 50 GP | 4 G | 4 A | 8 P | 0 | 10 PIM | 28 H | 0 BS S33 | Portland Admirals | 50 GP | 9 G | 8 A | 17 P | +12 | 0 PIM | 1 H | 3 BS S34 | Edmonton Blizzard | 50 GP | 12 G | 11 A | 23 P | +7 | 6 PIM | 19 H | 4 BS S35 | Edmonton Blizzard | 50 GP | 14 G | 11 A | 25 P | -9 | 12 PIM | 52 H | 7 BS S36 | Edmonton Blizzard | 50 GP | 19 G | 30 A | 49 P | +18 | 13 PIM | 66 H | 7 BS S37 | Edmonton Blizzard | 50 GP | 13 G | 18 A | 31 P | -5 | 12 PIM | 64 H | 12 BS S38 | Edmonton Blizzard | 50 GP | 17 G | 13 A | 30 P | -13 | 8 PIM | 23 H | 2 BS S39 | Edmonton Blizzard | 50 GP | 11 G | 12 A | 23 P | -4 | 8 PIM | 44 H | 7 BS S40 | Edmonton Blizzard | 50 GP | 9 G | 17 A | 26 P | +20 | 20 PIM | 37 H | 6 BS S41 | Calgary Dragons | 50 GP | 8 G | 2 A | 10 P | -14 | 8 PIM | 46 H | 5 BS S42 | Seattle Riot | 50 GP | 7 G | 15 A | 22 P | -7 | 4 PIM | 26 H | 6 BS TOTAL | 650 GP | 133 G | 154 A | 287 P | +5 | 109 PIM | 455 H | 63 BS ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Play-Off Career Statistics: S32 | Manhattan Rage | 15 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | -4 | 6 PIM | 6 H | 4 BS S39 | Edmonton Blizzard | 7 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | +1 | 4 PIM | 7 H | 0 BS S40 | Edmonton Blizzard | 7 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -3 | 6 PIM | 2 H | 1 BS S41 | Calgary Dragons | 6 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | -1 | 0 PIM | 2 H | 0 BS TOTAL | 35 GP | 3 G | 7 A | 10 P | -7 | 16 PIM | 17 H | 5 BS ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF Career Statistics: S30 | Finland | 13 GP | 1 G | 1 A | 2 P | +/- 0 | 2 PIM | 5 H | 0 BS S31 | Finland | 11 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -3 | 0 PIM | 2 H | 0 BS S32 | Finland | 10 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | -1 | 0 PIM | 3 H | 0 BS S33 | Finland | 11 GP | 1 G | 0 A | 1 P | -7 | 0 PIM | 6 H | 0 BS S34 | Finland | 11 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | -1 | 0 PIM | 4 H | 1 BS S35 | Finland | 12 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 P | -8 | 0 PIM | 8 H | 2 BS S36 | Finland | 12 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | -6 | 0 PIM | 3 H | 0 BS S37 | Finland | 13 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | -5 | 0 PIM | 3 H | 0 BS | GOLD MEDAL S38 | Finland | 11 GP | 4 G | 2 A | 6 P | +7 | 0 PIM | 1 H | 0 BS S39 | Finland | 13 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 P | -2 | 0 PIM | 4 H | 2 BS | SILVER MEDAL S40 | Finland | 11 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 P | +1 | 0 PIM | 14 H | 0 BS S41 | Finland | 13 GP | 2 G | 4 A | 6 P | -3 | 0 PIM | 13 H | 2 BS | SILVER MEDAL S42 | Finland | 10 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | +2 | 2 PIM | 10 H | 1 BS S43 | Finland | 11 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 P | -3 | 0 PIM | 9 H | 1 BS TOTAL | 163 GP | 21 G | 35 A | 56 P | -27 | 4 PIM | 85 H | 10 BS ------------------------------------------------------------ Total Career Statistics: SMJHL | 235 GP | 62 G | 88 A | 150 P | +25 | 64 PIM | 164 H | 17 BS | 1 TIME CHAMPION SHL | 685 GP | 136 G | 161 A | 297 P | -2 | 125 PIM | 472 H | 68 BS IIHF | 163 GP | 21 G | 35 A | 56 P | -27 | 4 PIM | 85 H | 10 BS | 1 GOLD & 2 SILVER MEDALS TOTAL | 1083 GP | 219 G | 284 A | 503 P | -4 | 193 PIM | 721 H | 95 BS ------------------------------------------------------------ Transactions: SMJHL | S26 | Drafted 6th round, 8th pick (48th overall) by Halifax Raiders SHL | S27 | Drafted 2nd round, 10th pick (24th overall) by Calgary Dragons SMJHL | S29 | Traded from Halifax Raiders to Prince George Firebirds SHL | S29 | Signed multiple year deal with Manhattan Rage SMJHL | S30 | Traded from Prince George Firebirds back to Halifax Raiders SHL | S33 | Traded from Manhattan Rage to Portland Admirals SHL | S34 | Traded from Portland Admirals to Edmonton Blizzard and extended contract SHL | S41 | Signed 1 year deal with Calgary Dragons SHL | S42 | Signed 1 year deal with Seattle Riot ------------------------------------------------------------ Achievements: One-time SMJHL Champion (S26 with Halifax Raiders) One-time Mathias Chouinard Trophy winner (Eastern Conference Champion in S32 with Manhattan Rage) Two-time IIHF gold medalist with Finland (S30, S37) Two-time IIHF silver medalist with Finland (S39, S41)
Aumy Jr. | D | Finland | (S53 - S65) | 2K CLUB | TPE PEAK: 2017 Birthplace: Finland, Helsinki Number: 81 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Regular Season Career Statistics: S53 | Colorado Raptors | 49 GP | 5 G | 8 A | 13 P | 0 | 20 PIM | 55 H | 17 BS S54 | Colorado Raptors | 50 GP | 4 G | 17 A | 21 P | +3 | 10 PIM | 27 H | 10 BS S55 | Colorado Raptors | 50 GP | 5 G | 15 A | 20 P | +8 | 30 PIM | 34 H | 22 BS S56 | Colorado Raptors | 50 GP | 15 G | 20 A | 35 P | +6 | 10 PIM | 57 H | 20 BS TOTAL | 199 GP | 29 G | 60 A | 89 P | +17 | 70 PIM | 173 H | 69 BS ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL Play-Off Career Statistics: S53 | Colorado Raptors | 1 GP | 0 G | 0 A | 0 P | -1 | 2 PIM | 4 H | 0 BS S54 | Colorado Raptors | 5 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -5 | 2 PIM | 8 H | 1 BS S55 | Colorado Raptors | 6 GP | 2 G | 3 A | 5 P | 0 | 0 PIM | 6 H | 2 BS S56 | Colorado Raptors | 11 GP | 1 G | 3 A | 4 P | +2 | 0 PIM | 10 H | 1 BS TOTAL | 23 GP | 3 G | 7 A | 10 P | -4 | 4 PIM | 28 H | 4 BS ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Regular Season Career Statistics: S57 | Buffalo Stampede | 66 GP | 8 G | 20 A | 28 P | +4 | 10 PIM | 82 H | 28 BS S58 | Buffalo Stampede | 66 GP | 10 G | 15 A | 25 P | +22 | 10 PIM | 105 H | 65 BS S59 | Buffalo Stampede | 66 GP | 14 G | 21 A | 35 P | +31 | 20 PIM | 84 H | 82 BS S60 | Buffalo Stampede | 66 GP | 13 G | 31 A | 44 P | +62 | 8 PIM | 102 H | 107 BS | SHL CHAMPION S61 | Buffalo Stampede | 66 GP | 7 G | 24 A | 31 P | +38 | 16 PIM | 96 H | 131 BS S62 | Calgary Dragons | 66 GP | 9 G | 24 A | 33 P | -5 | 25 PIM | 101 H | 187 BS S63 | Calgary Dragons | 66 GP | 6 G | 22 A | 28 P | -16 | 26 PIM | 65 H | 209 BS S64 | Calgary Dragons | 66 GP | 16 G | 22 A | 38 P | +/- 0 | 36 PIM | 111 H | 186 BS S65 | Winnipeg Aurora | 66 GP | 8 G | 19 A | 27 P | +11 | 20 PIM | 66 H | 88 BS TOTAL | 594 GP | 91 G | 198 A | 289 P | +147 | 171 PIM | 812 H | 1083 BS ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL Career Play-Off Career Statistics: S57 | Buffalo Stampede | 17 GP | 0 G | 11 A | 11 P | +4 | 0 PIM | 17 H | 5 BS S58 | Buffalo Stampede | 21 GP | 1 G | 9 A | 10 P | +6 | 0 PIM | 22 H | 17 BS S59 | Buffalo Stampede | 19 GP | 0 G | 7 A | 7 P | -3 | 0 PIM | 27 H | 21 BS S60 | Buffalo Stampede | 22 GP | 2 G | 9 A | 11 P | +11 | 2 PIM | 30 H | 36 BS S61 | Buffalo Stampede | 9 GP | 2 G | 1 A | 3 P | +2 | 2 PIM | 8 H | 21 BS S62 | Calgary Dragons | 7 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | +/- 0 | 2 PIM | 10 H | 14 BS S63 | Calgary Dragons | 6 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 P | -5 | 0 PIM | 7 H | 16 BS S65 | Winnipeg Aurora | 14 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | -3 | 0 PIM | 16 H | 9 BS TOTAL | 115 GP | 6 G | 46 A | 52 P | +12 | 6 PIM | 137 H | 139 BS ------------------------------------------------------------ WJC/IIHF Career Statistics: S53 | WJC | Finland | 13 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | +1 | 2 PIM | 24 H | 3 BS S54 | WJC | Finland | 14 GP | 2 G | 2 A | 4 P | -9 | 16 PIM | 20 H | 5 BS | BRONZE MEDAL S55 | WJC | Finland | 14 GP | 0 G | 4 A | 4 P | -7 | 0 PIM | 20 H | 11 BS | BRONZE MEDAL S56 | WJC | Finland | 13 GP | 0 G | 8 A | 8 P | -5 | 6 PIM | 24 H | 9 BS S56 | IIHF | Finland | 12 GP | 1 G | 2 A | 3 P | -4 | 12 PIM | 24 H | 10 BS S57 | IIHF | Finland | 12 GP | 1 G | 6 A | 7 P | -10 | 18 PIM | 36 H | 12 BS S58 | IIHF | Finland | 12 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | -8 | 0 PIM | 15 H | 26 BS S59 | IIHF | Finland | 12 GP | 4 G | 4 A | 8 P | -2 | 6 PIM | 17 H | 24 BS S60 | IIHF | Finland | 13 GP | 0 G | 2 A | 2 P | +5 | 2 PIM | 22 H | 18 BS S61 | IIHF | Finland | 15 GP | 3 G | 9 A | 12 P | +13 | 4 PIM | 15 H | 18 BS | BRONZE MEDAL S62 | IIHF | Finland | 15 GP | 4 G | 5 A | 9 P | +13 | 2 PIM | 20 H | 22 BS | GOLD MEDAL S63 | IIHF | Finland | 13 GP | 2 G | 8 A | 10 P | +7 | 7 PIM | 14 H | 27 BS S65 | IIHF | Finland | 13 GP | 0 G | 3 A | 3 P | +8 | 6 PIM | 20 H | 18 BS TOTAL | 181 GP | 18 G | 57 A | 75 P | -3 | 76 PIM | 267 H | 171 BS ------------------------------------------------------------ Total Career Statistics: SMJHL | 222 GP | 32 G | 67 A | 99 P | +13 | 74 PIM | 201 H | 73 BS SHL | 709 GP | 97 G | 244 A | 341 P | +159 | 177 PIM | 949 H | 1222 BS WJC | 54 GP | 3 G | 16 A | 19 P | -20 | 24 PIM | 88 H | 28 BS IIHF | 117 GP | 15 G | 41 A | 56 P | +22 | 57 PIM | 183 H | 175 BS TOTAL | 1102 GP | 147 G | 368 A | 515 P | +174 | 332 PIM | 1431 H | 1498 BS ------------------------------------------------------------ Awards & Transactions: SMJHL | S53 | Drafted 1st round, 6th pick (6th overall) by Colorado Raptors SMJHL | S53 | Signed 1 year deal with Colorado Raptors for 3 500 000 $ SHL | S54 | Undrafted SMJHL | S54 | Signed 1 year deal with Colorado Raptors for 3 000 000 $ SHL | S55 | Drafted 6th round, 14th pick (94th overall) by Buffalo Stampede SMJHL | S55 | Signed 1 year deal with Colorado Raptors for 2 000 000 $ SMJHL | S56 | Signed 1 year deal with Colorado Raptors for 2 000 000 $ SHL | S57 | Signed 3 year deal with Buffalo Stampede for 9 000 000 $ SHL | S59 | Signed 2 year deal with Buffalo Stampede for 10 000 000 $ SHL | S62 | Signed 2 year deal with Calgary Dragons for 12 000 000 $ SHL | S63 | Signed 1 year deal with Calgary Dragons for 6 000 000 $ SHL | S64 | Signed 1 year deal with Calgary Dragons for 6 000 000 $ SHL | S65 | Signed 1 year inactive player deal with Winnipeg Aurora ------------------------------------------------------------ Achievements: Two-time WJC bronze medalist with Finland (S54, S55) One-time SHL champion (S60 with Buffalo Stampede) One-time IIHF bronze medalist with Finland (S61) One-time IIHF gold medalist with Finland (S62) 5th place in SHL in blocked shots (S63) 2K TPE CLUB (S63)
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