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S74 Mpt #4 - Baby Proof

Given that Grogu is himself a 50 year old alien baby, other children are often drawn to him. There was a cute moment where a baby in a stroller reached over and pulled Grogu's ear, so Grogu force-choked him.

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Adam Liebold's last interaction with a baby was interesting, at an autograph signing for the team a fan had him sign a baby. Adam refused to sign the baby in sharpie as asked and instead grabbed a hat from the shop and signed that.

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A small newborn and their family was sitting on the boards in the endzone where Beau Kavanagh was taking practice shots before a game. The dad was asking for a puck for his child for the whole 20 minutes. As Beau was skating off the ice he tossed a puck up that completely missed the dad and hit the newborn square in the face. Beau didn't realize this until after the game. She sported a big bruise but got to hang around for the whole game.

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I played with the child, watched cartoons with him, walked with him near the house, took him to the playground, watched him while he played.

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Fry's last encounter with a baby was his nephew named Philip J Fry. His brother Yancy named him after Fry. He felt proud holding him and thought to himself this could be the first person on Mars.

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Ubba Lodbrok last saw his sister's partner's brother's best friend's partner's baby for the holiday season. He looked at it from afar and realized he wanted nothing to do with babies.

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Lord Farquaads had a Gingerbread Baby in his dungeon last week. He poured icing all over its face until it confessed everything that those fairy tale creates are doing in Duloc.

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Barg Hazbite doesn't have much experience with babies, but apparently he thought babies had their own language that they communicated to each other with so he started legitimately speaking gibberish thinking a fan's baby could understand him. Was embarrassing to say the least.

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Lasse Zeigler last intersection with a baby would have been his own! Last year he had his first child, Milhaud Zeigler, who he goes home and sees every night.

All of Red Kirkbys friends are having babies so it seems like he is around them all the time. Both his brothers just had children so he has been spending a lot of time being the bad uncle.

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John Brown has not seen a baby in many years. The last time was when one of his own children were born, but that was many many years ago to the point of not remembering.

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Seamus last interacted a baby when a mother brought it to a game and asked for a funny signature on her baby's arm. It was a wholesome experience.

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Tanner Pitts was an only child growing up and didn't have any experience with babies. When a lady came up and asked him to sign her baby he was shocked but happy to oblige. His father called him after seeing a news article laughing about the situation and needless to say no more babies will be signed going forward.

My last interaction with a baby was waving at one on the light rail on our way to a concert. There was some sort of comiccon or something going on that day that its parents were going to. They had the kid in a cute little spider man outfit and it was watching us very closely. Guess I set off its tiny spidey senses or something.




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