What would happen if whatever force animating Smitty just stopped one day? There's no clue of what made the bones immortal to start with, so there's always a chance it could stop and suddenly end Smitty's career, not to mention his existence.

#1 Smitty Werbenjaegermanjensen - Left Defense

Drafted 12 OA by the Detroit Falcons
Drafted 12 OA by the New Orleans Specters

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SEASON STATS

S76: 4 G, 14 A, 43 TA, 98 BLK, 61 HIT
S77: 16 G, 20 A, 37 TA, 78 BLK, 67 HIT
S78: 5 G, 23 A, 53 TA, 123 BLK, 71 HIT
S79: IN-PROGRESS
SMJHL CAREER: 25 G, 57 A, 133 TA, 299 BLK, 199 HIT

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HONORS & AWARDS

The New Orleans Specters are in a scary spot. They are once again off to a hot start, but are starting to slide as we hit the midpoint of the season. The worst thing that could happen to them is continuing the slide, but I have faith in us.

Bernard Lodge| #1 | Goaltender | Maine Timber

SMJHL Regular Season Stats:
S70 | MET | GP: 03| W: 02 | L: 01 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .921 | GAA: 2.02 | SO: 1
S71 | MET | GP: 45| W: 34 | L: 07 | OTL: 2 | SV%: .904 | GAA: 2.64 | SO: 6
S72 | MET | GP: 41| W: 26 | L: 13 | OTL: 2 | SV%: .887 | GAA: 3.25 | SO: 1
Career | MET | GP: 89 | W: 62 | L: 21 | OTL: 5 | SV%: .904 | GAA: 2.64 | SO: 8

SMJHL Postseason Stats:
S70 | MET | GP: 5 | W: 04 | L: 01 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .903 | GAA: 3.00| SO: 0
S71 | MET | GP: 14 | W: 11 | L: 02 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .908 | GAA: 2.41 | SO: 2
S72 | MET | GP: 21| W: 10| L: 08 | OTL: 1 | SV%: .885 | GAA: 3.80 | SO: 3
Career | MET | GP: 40| W: 25 | L: 11 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .898 | GAA: 3.05 | SO: 5

Accolades
S70 WJC Gold Medal
S71 SMJHL All-Star
S71 Four Star Cup Champion
S71 SMJHL Playoff MVP
S71 SMJHL Goalie of the Year
S71 SMJHL Rookie of the Year
S72 Maine Timber Alternate Captain


Bernard Lodge| #1 | Goaltender | New Orleans Specters

SHL Regular Season Stats:
S73 | NOLA | GP: 29 | W: 13 | L: 06 | OTL: 4 | SV%: .901 | GAA: 3.28 | SO: 2
S74 | NOLA | GP: 32 | W: 20 | L: 05 | OTL: 2 | SV%: .900 | GAA: 3.31 | SO: 2
S75 | NOLA | GP: 45 | W: 17 | L: 24 | OTL: 1 | SV%: .896 | GAA: 3.74 | SO: 0
S76 | NOLA | GP: 47 | W: 26 | L: 14 | OTL: 3 | SV%: .899 | GAA: 3.49 | SO: 1
S77 | NOLA | GP: 53 | W: 29 | L: 19 | OTL: 3 | SV%: .904 | GAA: 3.01 | SO: 4
Career | NOLA | GP: 206 | W: 105 | L: 68 | OTL: 13 | SV%: .899 | GAA: 3.33| SO: 9

SHL Postseason Stats:
S75 | NOLA | GP: 11 | W: 05 | L: 05 | OTL: 1 | SV%: .925 | GAA: 2.68 | SO: 0
S76 | NOLA | GP: 4 | W: 00 | L: 04 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .883 | GAA: 4.03 | SO: 0
S77 | NOLA | GP: 7 | W: 03 | L: 04 | OTL: 0 | SV%: .891 | GAA: 3.77 | SO: 1
Career | NOLA | GP: 22 | W: 08 | L: 13 | OTL: 1 | SV%: .900 | GAA: 3.49 | SO: 1

The worst thing that could happen to Seattle is being bad in 5 seasons. The prospect pile never panned out, the team is in shambles, and we’re all wondering where it went wrong. Everything was perfect, or at least so it should be!

When I was with Quebec, losing in S75 was brutal, it seemed like that was our year to win it but we choked. We bounced back though the next season and won it so it’s all okay

The worst thing that could happen to Montreal Patriote’s Xavier Beausoleil would be the inability for him to play hockey anymore. Being able to express who he is on the ice gets him up in the morning!

Xavier Beausoleil

Position RW
Height : 6.5ft
Weight : 236lbs

I think the worst thing that could happen to my player is becoming a defensive liability, when his main goal is to become one of the greatest TWFs the league has ever seen

 
Rowan O'Beirne || C || San Francisco Pride || S72 || Peak TPE: 1291
Height: 5'11"
Weight: 197
Birthplace: Dublin, Ireland
Number: 7
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S71 REG | 66GP | 19G | 22A | 41P | -2   | 175sog | 10.9sh% | 1 ppp | 53 hit | 28 blk | 16 pim

S72 REG | 66GP | 33G | 67A | 100P| +28  | 226sog | 14.6sh% | 33ppp | 97 hit | 36 blk | 39 pim

S73 REG | 66GP | 34G | 39A | 73P | +9   | 221sog | 15.4sh% | 26ppp | 112hit | 35 blk | 38 pim

S74 QCC | 66GP | 31G | 36A | 67P | +27  | 195sog | 15.9sh% | 23ppp | 76 hit | 24 blk | 24 pim

Totals  | 264  | 117 | 164 | 281 | +62  | 817    | 14.3    | 83    | 338    | 123    | 117

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SMJHL Postseason Stats
S71 REG | 11GP | 6 G | 4 A | 10P | +3   | 29 sog | 20.7sh% | 1 ppp | 12 hit | 9  blk | 2  pim

S72 REG | 5 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -4   | 10 sog | 0.0 sh% | 0 ppp | 3  hit | 4  blk | 0  pim

S73 REG | 6 GP | 7 G | 3 A | 10P | +2   | 32 sog | 21.9sh% | 2 ppp | 12 hit | 1  blk | 4  pim

S74 QCC | 11GP | 6 G | 4 A | 10P | +1   | 44 sog | 13.6sh% | 1 ppp | 8  hit | 4  blk | 0  pim

Totals  | 33   | 19  | 12  | 31  | +2   | 115    | 16.5    | 4     | 35     | 18     | 6  

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SHL Regular Season Stats
S75 SFP | 66GP | 19G | 25A | 44P | +4   | 110sog | 17.3sh% | 0 ppp | 45 hit | 59 blk | 20 pim

S76 SFP | 66GP | 20G | 42A | 62P | +28  | 166sog | 12.0sh% | 0 ppp | 55 hit | 38 blk | 32 pim

Totals  | 132  | 39  | 67  | 106 | +32  | 276    | 14.1    | 0     | 100    | 97     | 20

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SHL Playoffs Stats
S75 SFP | 4 GP | 0 G | 1 A | 1 P | -4   | 5  sog | 0.0 sh% | 0 ppp | 3  hit | 3  blk | 0  pim

S76 SFP | 21GP | 4 G | 15A | 19P | +13  | 47 sog | 8.5 sh% | 0 ppp | 21 hit | 18 blk | 8  pim

Totals  | 25   | 4   | 16  | 20  | +9   | 52     | 7.7     | 0     | 24     | 21     | 8
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Transactions 
S71: Drafted 3rd OA by Regina Elk

S71: Drafted 38OA by San Francisco Pride

S72: Signed 1x3 ELC with San Francisco

S73: Signed 5x3 contract with San Francisco

S74: Traded to Quebec City

S75: Called up to San Francisco
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Trophy Case/Achievements 
S71: Silver Medal

S72: Alex Light Nomination

S72: 1st All Star Team

S72: Ideen Fallah Nomination

S73: DeMaricus Smyth Award Nomination

S76: Challenge Cup Champion

 

Caleb Hayden || G || San Francisco Pride || S66 || Peak TPE: 1102
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 178
Birthplace: Manchester, NH
Number: 1
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SMJHL Regular Season Stats
S65 QCC | 7  GP | 6  W | 0  L | 1  OTL | 1.68 GAA | .923 SV% | 22.29 SAA | 1  SO
S66 QCC | 15 GP | 8  W | 3  L | 1  OTL | 2.34 GAA | .907 SV% | 24.33 SAA | 2  SO
S67 QCC | 57 GP | 40 W | 15 L | 1  OTL | 2.71 GAA | .896 SV% | 25.67 SAA | 6  SO
S68 CAR | 55 GP | 26 W | 25 L | 3  OTL | 2.63 GAA | .905 SV% | 26.71 SAA | 8  SO
Totals  | 134   | 80   | 43   | 6      | 2.58     | .902     | 25.77     | 17
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SMJHL Postseason Stats
S65 QCC | 1  GP | 0  W | 0  L | 1  OTL | 3.20 GAA | .885 SV% | 26.00 SAA | 0  SO
S66: -
S67 QCC | 21 GP | 11 W | 9  L | 1  OTL | 3.27 GAA | .886 SV% | 28.38 SAA | 2  SO
S68 CAR | 12 GP | 7  W | 4  L | 1  OTL | 2.42 GAA | .891 SV% | 22.25 SAA | 4  SO
Totals  | 34    | 18   | 13   | 3      | 2.97     | .888     | 26.15     | 6
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SHL Regular Season Stats
S69 SFP | 55 GP | 13 W | 30 L | 2  OTL | 4.54 GAA | .888 SV% | 34.35 SAA | 2  SO

S70 SFP | 54 GP | 16 W | 31 L | 0  OTL | 4.06 GAA | .888 SV% | 34.00 SAA | 1  SO

S71 NEW | 20 GP | 12 W | 6  L | 0  OTL | 2.88 GAA | .898 SV% | 25.60 SAA | 1  SO

Totals  | 129   | 41   | 67   | 2      | 4.07     | .889     | 32.84     | 4
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SHL Playoffs Stats
S69: -
S70: -

S71: -
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Transactions 
S65 | Claimed off waivers by the Quebec City Citadelles
S66 | Drafted 45th OA by the San Francisco Pride 
S67 | Signed 3x7m Contract Extension with San Francisco Pride
S68 | Traded to Carolina Kraken
S69 | Called up from Carolina Kraken --> San Francisco Pride
S69 | Signed 3x10m Contract Extension with San Francisco Pride

S70 | Traded to New Endland Wolfpack

S71 | Retired from the SHL
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Trophy Case/Achievements 
S65 | Onoprienko Nomination
S67 | Laurifer Trophy
S67 | Elias Armia Nomination
S67 | SMJHL All-Star
S67 | Zack Miller Trophy
S67 | Cedric Robinson Nomination
S67 | Raymond Lindsay Nomination
S68 | SMJHL All-Star
S68 | Cedric Robinson Nomination
S68 | Elias Armia Trophy
S68 | Zack Miller Trophy

S69 | SHL All-Rookie Team

Caleb Hayden || San Francisco Pride || General Manager
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SHL:
S68 | SFP | Co-GM | 15-47-4 | 34  PTS | Missed Playoffs 
S69 | SFP | Co-GM | 13-48-5 | 31  PTS | Missed Playoffs 

S70 | SFP | Co-GM | 21-45-0 | 42  PTS | Missed Playoffs 

S71 | SFP | Co-GM | 23-34-9 | 55  PTS | 0-4 vs WPG R1

S72 | SFP | Co-GM | 24-36-6 | 54  PTS | 2-4 vs LAP R1 

S73 | SFP | GM    | 24-37-5 | 53  PTS | 0-4 vs LAP R1

S74 | SFP | GM    | 31-30-5 | 67  PTS | 1-4 vs WPG West Semifinals

S75 | SFP | GM    | 34-29-3 | 71  PTS | 0-4 vs LAP R1
S76 | SFP | GM    | 50-12-4 | 104 PTS | 4-1 vs BAP CC Finals
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WJC:
S66 | USA | Co-GM | 8-2-2  | 24 PTS | Silver Medal
S67 | USA | GM    | 10-0-2 | 29 PTS | Eliminated in Quaterfinals
S70 | BI  | GM    | 11-1-0 | 32 PTS | Gold Medal

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Awards:

S70: WJC Gold Medal
S75: Joe McKeil Trophy

S76: Cole Reinhart Trophy

S76: Challenge Cup Champion

the worst thing that i could imagine happening to my player would be her giving up 8,539 goals during a game. i think that this would be pretty bad i think

:3

Patya thinking maybe worst thing that is can be happening to team is everyone have horrible meal and get much stomach pains before game. You know why this is, Patya therefore not going for elaborate.

Lore: Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4 | Part 5

Sig: dirigiblejones, Ragnar, & the5urreal

      

Patya Perevalov || RW || New Orleans Specters || Carolina Kraken || Peak TPE: 2081

Name: Patya Perevalov

Age: 24

Birthplace: Omsk, Russia

Height: 6'1"

Weight: 192 lbs.

Number: 10

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Regular Season Stats

S60 - CAR - GP: 66 || G: 13 || A: 13 || P: 26 || +/-: +4 || SHT: 83

S61 - CAR - GP: 66 || G: 15 || A: 29 || P: 44 || +/-: +1 || SHT: 137

S62 - CAR - GP: 66 || G: 30 || A: 35 || P: 65 || +/-: +7 || SHT: 194

S63 - CAR - GP: 66 || G: 28 || A: 40 || P: 68 || +/-: +25 || SHT: 194

S64 - MIN - GP: 66 || G: 10 || A: 14 || P: 24 || +/-: -43 || SHT: 112

S65 - MIN - GP: 66 || G: 10 || A: 15 || P: 25 || +/-: -44 || SHT: 85

S66 - NOLA - GP: 66 || G: 16 || A: 33 || P: 49 || +/-: +14 || SHT: 147

S67 - NOLA - GP: 66 || G: 36 || A: 50 || P: 86 || +/-: +34 || SHT: 202

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Playoff Stats

S60 - CAR - GP: 6 || G: 1 || A: 1 || P: 2 || +/-: 0 || SHT: 6

S61 - CAR - GP: 4 || G: 1 || A: 2 || P: 3 || +/-: 0 || SHT: 6

S62 - CAR - GP: 9 || G: 2 || A: 4 || P: 6 || +/-: +10 || SHT: 26

S63 - CAR - GP: 6 || G: 3 || A: 0 || P: 3 || +/-: -2 || SHT: 14

S64 - MIN - Did Not Qualify

S65 - MIN - Did Not Qualify

S66 - NOLA - GP: 9 || G: 2 || A: 3 || P: 5 || +/-: +3 || SHT: 23

S67 - NOLA - GP: 11 || G: 4 || A: 4 || P: 8 || +/-: -4 || SHT: 30

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WJC/IIHF Stats

S60 - YG - GP: 12 || G: 1 || A: 4 || P: 5 || +/-: -5 || SHT: 9

S61 - UCORCAL - GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 5 || P: 8 || +/-: 0 || SHT: 25

S62 - UCORCAL - GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 5 || P: 8 || +/-: +3 || SHT: 24

S63 - UCORCAL - GP: 12 || G: 6 || A: 6 || P: 12 || +/-: +6 || SHT: 33

S62 - RUSSIA - GP: 12 || G: 0 || A: 1 || P: 1 || +/-: -1 || SHT: 4

S63 - RUSSIA - GP: 12 || G: 1 || A: 1 || P: 2 || +/-: -3 || SHT: 7

S64 - RUSSIA - GP: 12 || G: 2 || A: 4 || P: 6 || +/-: +4 || SHT: 6

S65 - RUSSIA - GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 4 || P: 7 || +/-: -3 || SHT: 22

S66 - RUSSIA - GP: 12 || G: 3 || A: 2 || P: 5 || +/-: -8 || SHT: 36

S67 - RUSSIA - GP: 12 || G: 1 || A: 5 || P: 6 || +/-: +4 || SHT: 14

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Career Milestones:

S60 - First goal in game 3 against Anaheim Outlaws

S60 - First OT game winner in game 3 against Anaheim Outlaws (on the first shot)

S60 - Quickest goal scored from the start of a period in game 3 against Anaheim Outlaws (8 seconds)

S60 - First multi-goal in game 3 against Anaheim Outlaws

S60 - First assist in game 7 against Maine Timber

S62 - First hat trick in game 37 against Quebec City Citadelles

S64 - First SHL assist in game 2 against Toronto North Stars

S64 - First SHL goal in game 11 against New Orleans Specters

Awards:

S60 - CAR - Jordan Nugent Hall Award for Most Dedicated Player
S60 - CAR - Alonzo Garbonzo Award for Best Rookie

S61 - CAR - Jordan Nugent Hall Award for Most Dedicated Player

S62 - CAR - S62 SMJHL All-Star

S62 - CAR - Cristoph Klose Award for the Top Forward

S62 - CAR - Jordan Nugent Hall Award for Most Dedicated Player

S63 - CAR - Named an Alternate Captain

S63 - CAR - S63 SMJHL All-Star (voted in)

S64 - MIN - Named an Alternate Captain

S67 - RUS - IIHF Silver Medal

S67 - NOLA - Aidan Richan Award for Most Improved Player

S68 - NOLA - Named an Alternate Captain

Transactions:

S60 - Drafted 5th overall to the Carolina Kraken in SMJHL Entry Draft

S60 - Signed $3,000,000 x 1 year contract with the Carolina Kraken

S61 - Drafted 14th overall to the Minnesota Monarchs in SHL Entry Draft

S61 - Signed $3,000,000 x 3 year contract with the Minnesota Monarchs

S64 - Signed $4,000,000 x 2+1 year contract with the Minnesota Monarchs

S66 - Traded to New Orleans Specters

S67 - Signed 3-year contract with the New Orleans Specters

one of the low points has to be back when I was with Toronto and we were unceremoniously knocked out of the playoffs in an early round.  We had such promise, but just ran into a buzzsaw on the other side.

Dogwood Maple || C || Toronto North Stars|| Team Sweden || TPE: 1620

Name: Dogwood Maple

Height: 6'1"

Weight: 197

Number: 31

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SHL Regular Season

SEASON      TEAM       GP       G       A         P        +/-       H      SB  

    S60    |    HAM    |   66   |  11  |  29  |  40  |  +34  |  71  |  60   

    S61    |    HAM    |   66   |  11  |  33  |  44  |  +45  |  91  |  50 

    S62    |    HAM    |   66   |  8    |  36  |  44  |  +24  |  96  |  65  

    S63    |    HAM    |   66   |  15  |  32  |  47  |  +43  |  84  |  73 

The worst thing to happen to my team the Toronto North Stars is loosing Wally as the General Manager. Wally is an amazing General Manager and will be dearly missed by the whole team. The truth is we haven't exactly gotten over it as we don't know who will be the General Manager yet. Despite this we stay strong and are  focused on trying to win as a team.

The worst thing to possibly happen to Minamino is the eventual end of his career going up in a quiet little poof. Not in that he chooses to return but rather the desire to continue playing without the option of doing so.

Ryuuji Minamino | RW | Syndicate | S53 | 1265 TPE
Birthplace: Sapporo, Japan
Height: 6'3" | Weight: 210lb
SMJHL S52 Draft 56th Overall (NLB)
SHL S53 Draft 11th Overall (CHI)
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SMJHL Regular Season
S52 | 50GP | 3G   | 5A   | 8P   | -5  | 16 PIM | 32 Hits |
S53 | 50GP | 16G | 19A | 36P | +5 | 30 PIM | 46 Hits |
S54 | 50GP | 25G | 28A | 53P | +23 | 22 PIM | 20 Hits |
S55 | 50GP | 21G | 35A | 56P | +17 | 12 PIM | 33 Hits |
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SMJHL Playoff Season
S52 | 10GP | 1G | 0A | 1P | -4 | 2 PIM | 6 Hits |
S53 | 7GP   | 2G | 3A | 5P | -1 | 2 PIM | 12 Hits |
S54 | 14GP   | 9G | 8A | 17P | +11 | 4 PIM | 7 Hits |
S55 | 17GP   | 5G | 8A | 13P | +6 | 9 PIM | 13 Hits |

The worst possible thing that could happen to Trevor lahey would probably be getting arrested for his previous crimes before becoming a hockey star, hopefully the name change alone is enough to fool the authorities

The worst thing that could possibly happen to the sweet Regina Elk (the soon to be departed Regina Elk, might I add) would be to appoint Mary Hollywood captain. Can you imagine a team led by an aloof, vaping, popcorn-devouring woman?

What's this? I'm hearing rumblings out of Regina...

Oh no.

 


Mary Hollywood || F || Regina/Manhattan
Name: Mary Hollywood
Height: 6'0"
Weight: 175 lbs
Number: 10
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The worst thing that could happen to Rasmus would be not winning the cup in a season. He sucks individually so team success is all that he really has to rest his laurels on.

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I think a low point would be getting traded to another team. Never envisioned Slowpoke being a Free Agent so i'm here for the long haul.