Song to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Theme song (obviously)

Newfie Hockey Pasta Turtles
Newfie Hockey Pasta Turtles
Newfie Hockey Pasta Turtles
Heroes in a Half-shell Turtle Power
Here we go
It's the lean, viking, hockey team
On the scene, cool-blooded doin' reptile things
So extreme, out the pond, like molasses
Get rocked with the Shell-shocked Pasta Kings
Can't stop these maritime dudes
The secret of the ooze made the chosen few
Emerge from the shadows, to make their moves
The berserkers win and the timber lose
O'Biigbers the leader in black and grey
Does anything it takes to get his goals through
Okamato is a fellow, has a way with the powerplay
Brooks has the most attitude on the team
Slavakov, he's one of a kind
And you know just where to find him when it's holmgang time
Ham and Jucc taught them every single skill they need
To be one lean, mean, viking, hockey team
Newfie Hockey Pasta Turtles
Newfie Hockey Pasta Turtles
Newfie Hockey Pasta Turtles
Heroes in a Half-shell Turtle Power