06-28-2021, 03:52 PM(This post was last modified: 06-28-2021, 05:47 PM by natedoeshockey.)
Well, this is my first season in the league, so I guess I'm just gonna throw out my idea on a rival. Obviously, the easy answers are St. Louis and Detroit, since they're both in the same division. Detroit looks to have fallen off a bit this year, but St. Louis isn't looking too shabby. Therefore, I'd say St. Louis. It's pretty incredible when you really stop and think about it. We've all seen the Wizard of Oz, so we all know that scarecrows have no brain. How is it that some wimpy, worthless, brainless pile of straw is this competitive? Oh well, it doesn't matter; If that burn I just issued doesn't take out their highly flammable asses, we'll simply dominate them into submission over the course of the season, just like everyone else in this league who stands in the way of our Four Star Cup. Hell, maybe we'll even use the vast amounts of water at our disposal to douse the flames, saving their lives as a way to toy with our food before landing the killing blow. We're the most terrifying monster in the sea, the almighty Kraken...or as my friend, Patya, likes to say, "octopussy mans." You should be afraid. You should be VERY afraid.
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