Prompt 1

Cutting costs is probably not as hard as it is made out to be. First things first; there is a sizeable bounty out on Makrus the Tater Jagr. Simply cash in on that, collect the reward money, and you no longer have to pay his salary because he is a criminal. Next, I start an only fans for Sota where he dangles his precocious toes to the highest bidder. The prudish league likely suspends him for his lewd behaviour, so we also save some money on the back end with less salary obligation. Finally, co-gm releases his much anticipated game, which is obviously another discord scam. It is executed to perfection, and we hold many high profile SHL league mates' discord accounts hostage in return for SHL money, fancy trading cards, as well as coerce them to write media posts for me so I no longer have to be so poor. Thank you for considering my foolproof plan