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natedoeshockey · 01-06-2023, 03:55 PM

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1.CW TRIVIA, 3 TPE max - 1.5 TPE for participation, 0.5 TPE for each correct answer. This is completed through a Google form linked below. Make sure to spell your answers correctly or you will not get credit. Post your verification word in your CW post.

patyatime

+3 TPE

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3. Written, 3 TPE, New Year New Me (150 words min.)

What is your player's New Years resolution? What aspect of their game do they want to work on in S69 to help them reach the finals next season? If they did make the finals this season, is it because of something they resolved to work on last season? If so, then what's next?

Patya am having big goals for S69. First, Patya want become most dominant player in SHL. Maybe this happen, maybe not, but Patya am try hardest for making reality. Patya also want for win cup! Again, Patya am trying hardest for this as can but maybe is not happen. Patya hitting many peoples last season but not scoring as much, so Patya work hard for keep scoring and keep hitting because Patya am be big and strong and fast and skill. Patya also want for develop more chemistry with teammates for have more success! Patya knowing this key for doing well in the ice hockeys. Also, Patya am wanting for keep being good person. This much important for Patya because Patya want for put more love out into the world at all times. Patya want for have glowing aura. Also, Patya last goal is for just being the best Patya can be! Patya knowing that can always be better so Patya am work hard for this!

+3 TPE

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4. Written, 3 TPE, Dream Series (150 words min.)

Many teams have rivals they'd love to trounce in a playoff series. Maybe you as a player have another specific player you'd love to beat to win the cup and lord it over them for the rest of their lives. Tell me who you'd love to play in a playoff series and why! Why would you love to beat this team or player? What would it mean to you or your team? Keep it friendly.

Hm, this tough question for Patya. Patya not really having much rivals, you see. Patya am try for be friendly to all! So, for this, Patya just want for play against former teammates from Carolina Kraken. Patya not caring which teammates am playing against, just want for have fun playing against them in finals! This could be many teams like Manhattan or New England as examples for Patya to show. Patya not sure what this would mean to team but maybe is mean something to best friend Atticus since he is also from Carolina Kraken. This way, Patya and Atticus am having bragging rights for funs! WOWIE! Imagine for have bragging rights over Roderic Banes! IS FUNNY! Maybe funny too if Roderic Banes am having bragging rights over us! Patya just love so much former teammates! Oh, Patya have one more. Patya like beat Hamilton because Patya am hearing not many peoples liking them much, so this make people love Patya more and this good for Patya.

+3 TPE

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5. Written, 3 TPE, Boat Versus Bull (150 words min)

We aren't talking about some fake hockey league-- I'm asking for real. Who would win in a fight? A small navy of three living war boats with eyes, or a herd of 45 raging bulls (15 per boat). Battlefield is your choice. Create whatever scenario you like to back up your choice of winner. Tell me how it goes and why it goes that way.

Why asking Patya many tough question this season? Anyway, Patya am thinking that for this, winner is being small navy of three living war boats with eyes. Patya like bulls and everything, but Patya need for knowing, have ever you seen war boat? IS BIG AND HAVING MANY WEAPONS! Patya trying for think of scenario in which bulls am winning but war boats am pretty tough opponent! Maybe if Patya think like underdog, Patya can think of scenario...hmmm...OH! Patya know! What if bulls am use horns together as one for quick blinding of war boats? Then maybe war boats cannot have aim for beating bulls! Then bulls use horns for many sticking of warboats! But this still hard because need for penetrate much steel armor of war boats! Patya thinking this scenario unlikely so war boats am still win. But maybe war boats am also only able for hit things many fars away and not hit close things like bulls? Patya have no idea. Patya stick with original thought that war boats am winning.

+3 TPE

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6. Written, 3 TPE, Too Many Choices (150 words min.)

Next season is Season 69, and that's great and all, but we can't decide 

on a slogan. You see, 69 is the funny number, and therefore there are so

many wacky, silly, goofy, little slogans that we can choose from. Which

one is the best? We need your help! Give us a couple of choices for 

a Season 69 slogan, and a short explanation of why they're so funny and 

fitting for next season!

Patya am not much familiar with why number of 69 is much funnies, can someone please explain to Patya? Anyway, Patya am try best for come up with slogans for season of funny number. Patya am thinking maybe "Season 69: The Season of Cancer" because 69 is looking like Cancer symbol but sideways. Patya thinki -- oh wait, Patya change mind. Patya realizing maybe this not funny. Patya not first seeing Cancer joke but now Patya am see. Okay, Patya trying again. Patya new slogan is "Season 69: The Season of the Crab" because Cancer am crab. Maybe this confusing though because crabs am not playing the ice hockeys. What if people am tune ins for see crabs and instead seeing Patya and then complains? This not good either. Hold on...Patya am just get informed of what reason for 69 is funny. Patya have newest and bestest slogan now! Am you ready? Okay, here is newest slogan for funny number season. "Season 69: Nice."

+3 TPE

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7. Milestones, up to 3 TPE

Milestones are folded in with CW. So just link your Milestone claim as task 7 for up to 3 TPE towards your 16 total.

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Post your claim in the milestones thread for tpe earned per stat, and then link that post in your CW submission. This is done because the person who grades CW will be a different person than double-checks milestones.

Milestones Claim

+3 TPE

TOTAL: 18/16 TPE

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