Written Option 1: Despite high speeds, countless hits and blocked shots somehow no SHL player has missed a game to injury in who knows how long. How does the league do it? Are players pumped up with so many drugs and steroids that nothing can hurt them? Better doctors than money can buy to operate anyone during intermission? Clones? Is it all just a simulation?

The SHL's remarkable streak of injury-free games is revealed to be the result of a highly advanced simulation technology. Both FHM, discord and web pages are in use. Within this simulated reality, players glide effortlessly across the ice, executing precise passes, delivering bone-crushing checks, and firing blistering shots on goal. All without fear of injury. Behind the scenes, a team of expert programmers and people working for in-game cash maintains the simulation, ensuring that every aspect of the game. But why a simulation? Because it is fun. It's a playground of possibilities, where the boundaries of what's possible are limited only by the imagination of those who play in it. The only fear is the users ripping their hair off their heads in agony when their team loses in the ploofs. Or people going away for an extended period (some forever) because they have a real life as well. How rude of them. We all live in the matrix.

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