Prompt 1

Patya want to tell you that he been enjoying much needed vacation from the hockeys and all associated activities. Is so nice for have some time with Kristen for relax and go for some beaches, most definitely not for see Kristen in bikini or anything, is purely for muscles regain strength...yes, this what Patya say. Anyway, Patya get call from GM and he am saying Patya need to do some marketing or meet-and-greet? Listen, Patya love fans and monies but Patya getting such old now. Patya really just want for soak in sun with half-naked wife and enjoy finer side of life. This mean Patya needing for come up with excuse. Patya thinking he have some smart idea. Patya pretend we am marooned on tropical island and am waiting for rescue from ship, but it not there yet. Patya know you thinking this silly, but Patya can be much convincing, especially when am having former reporter wife for helping because she am much more good at this than Patya.