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Mazatt · 06-23-2021, 03:49 AM

Renditions of Pitbull in the theme of the SHL

International Love
Went from Mr 4 teams (Dayton County)
To Mr. Double Diiiigs (Dale)

You can't catch me boy (can't catch me boy)
I'm the best league with 4 hundred G's fo'sho
We test sim boys (test sim, boys) cause we cheese with the best fo'sho
4th line C's to the death of me,
Cremate my team let STHS have what's left of me
But for now, forget about that
Blow the whistle baby you the referee

You put it down like Hammy Steelhawks (we broke the sim)
Wild like Los Angeles (Free agent's dreams)
Hotter than Atlanta (I feel the heat)
Oh oh oh oh it's Simulational love
oh oh oh oh it's simulational love

I don't sim football but I touchdown everywhere (everywhere?) everywhere
I don't sim baseball but I hit a home run everywhere (everywhere)
I've played in countries and cities I can't pronounce and the places I ain't know existed
In Chicago they pulled me to the side
And told me Mats, you can win a cup with your brother
In Calgary the seniors are bomb
And NOLA, you guessed it, the players do cheat
Been all around the world but I ain't gon' lie there's nothing like Atlanta's heat

You put it down like Hammy Steelhawks (we broke the sim)
Wild like Los Angeles (Free agent's dreams)
Hotter than Atlanta (I feel the heat)
Oh oh oh oh it's Simulational love
oh oh oh oh it's simulational love

Down in TB their looking for D,
I ain't talkin Roastpuff if you know what I mean
[spanish here, idk what it means but the next line is supposed to playoff it so it's the same]
But the women get down, if you know what I mean
En Buffalo the players got everything done but they some of the best earners I've ever seen
In Hamilton they're freaky with big ol' tests
But the results, cups 4 and 5
En L.A. tengo la Mexicana, en Hammy tengo la boricua
Besitos para todas las mujeres en Venezuela, muah
Y en Atlanta tengo cualquiera

You put it down like Hammy Steelhawks (we broke the sim)
Wild like Los Angeles (Free agent's dreams)
Hotter than Atlanta (I feel the heat)
Oh oh oh oh it's Simulational love
oh oh oh oh it's simulational love

***SpartanGibbles*** · 06-23-2021, 05:00 AM

To the tune of The Loophole by Garfunkle and Oats

For my career I've been good
Do what my GM and Coach and Commish say I should
Go to Practice and each hockey game
To get in the hall of fame

So whatever my GM tells me
That my Coach tells me
I will do

Walk the halls of my arena with my new recipe
Unlike those other players, I've got my TPE in check
It was easy to do until I got a 2K badge
And pardon my French, but it's shiny as heck

But I made a pact
To keep my TPE intact
And Nour and I are tight

Never learned about stats and penalties
I was taught to keep my hits above the knees
Cause the rulebook says cross-checking is wrong
But playoffs says that teams must play strong

I don't want to miss them
To a team who'll do them
I need to figure something out

Well there's a loophole in The rulebook that works really well
So I can get sneak into the playoffs with a yell
It's my post seasons, full of puck
In Nour's name we won't give a fuck!

Oh, thank you for making me GM
And thank you for giving me lines to choose from
And since I don't want fines.
We'll have to match all of our lines
Therefore

Fuck me I just want some Minny playoffs
The good Nour would want it that way
Gimme that sweet sensation of a post-season celebration
It's just between the league and me
Cause everyone knows it's the TPE that Nour can't see.....

sakrosankt · 06-23-2021, 05:28 AM

The world famous DJ Ötzi, with hits like Anton aus Tirol and Gemma Bier trinken, always knew that Hey Baby is going to end up as one of the worlds famous SHL songs:

Hey, hey Atlanta
(Ooh aah)
I wanna know (oh ooh)
If you'll be my team

When I saw you playing, oh dear
I said that's the kind of team I'd like to cheer
They're so pretty, look just fire
I'm gonna make them mine, I admire

Hey, hey Atlanta
(Ooh aah)
I wanna know (oh ooh)
If you'll be my team

Come on, everybody in the house, yeah

Hey, hey Atlanta
(Ooh aah)
I wanna know (oh ooh)
If you'll be my team

When it's time you play and score
That's when I wanna see more
Come on Atlanta, score and win
I wanna know, I wanna know

When it's time you play and score
That's when I wanna see more
Come on Atlanta, win and scream
I wanna know if you'll be my team

Hey, hey Atlanta
(Ooh aah)
I wanna know (oh ooh)
If you'll be my team

Henrik · 06-23-2021, 05:43 AM

To the tune of this absolute banger!

We were born to be the Pride
We were born to be the Pride

You see, you were born
Born, born to be the Pride
(Born to be the Pride)
You see, you were born
Born, born (born to be the Pride)

It's good to be the Pride
To be the Pride
To be the Pride
It's good to be the Pride
To be the Pride
To be the Pride
It's good to be the Pride

Tried to re-write the whole song but just couldn't make the rythm work with longer words like San Francisco. Not creative enough, but this is a pretty good TV-Break chant!

Salming · 06-23-2021, 06:12 AM

Horrible task for us not-English speaking people. Lyrics are changed from song Don't stop believin.

Don't stop losing
Hold on to that bad streak
Sad people in the stands
Don't stop losing
Hold on
Sad people everywhere
Don't stop losing
Hold on to that disappointed feeling

Rabidsponge21 · 06-23-2021, 08:30 AM

'Cause boy-o's tonight,
Puoli got us fallin' in love again
Yeah, boy-o's tonight,
puloi's got us fallin' in love again
So test, test,
Like it's the last,
Last night before the regular season
Gon' get it right
'Cause baby tonight,
puoli's got us testing again

CaptainCamel · 06-23-2021, 09:38 AM

Since watching Bo Burnham's "Inside", I can't get any of the songs out of my head, so this seemed natural to go with. To the tune of his song "Look Who's Inside Again" we have "Look Who's Marbling Again"
The premise is constantly wanting to watch some good ole SHL sims, but instead you're forced to sit through 30 minutes to an hour of marbles.

WC: 70

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