S65 mPT #2: Slang
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The new slang term will be...Stickle! This is slang for when a player raises a hockey stick to another player's stomach and proceeds to tickle them, it is then called a Stickle and league officials are looking into if this could be made a penalty.
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Bumblebiff - player misses a pass or a shot because they've clumsily tripped over their own feet or fallen down for no apparent reason. Basically just biffing it with a puck I guess.
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Borscht is what you call it when the puck ricochets off the glass and somehow makes its way into the net for a goal. Why is it borscht? Because that's the sound it makes. Also, borscht is good.
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From now on, whenever a player makes a self-pass off the boards in the offensive zone and scores a goal, it's called a racquetball goal. You know, because in racquetball you hit the ball into the wall, right? I'm pretty sure that's how that sport works.
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'spicy tendy' - a goalie who is performing well or making unbelievable save sequences.
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Stick Wanker - A person of great disrepute who's proficiency with a hockey stick is lacking and as such resorts to pulling unsavoury moves such as slashing and crosschecking in order to compensate.
"That goon on the Pride keeps slashing at my wrists. He's such a stick wanker!" ![]() ![]() Registered #4 Princess Diana Fan ![]() Registered Posting Freak
05-26-2022, 04:46 PM
(This post was last modified: 05-26-2022, 04:47 PM by natedoeshockey. Edited 1 time in total.)
Patya am call newest trick "Spinorama". This when Patya do the spins and fool defense! 60 percent of time, it work every time! Opponent never know what for expecting! Patya am many skilled!
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glonch is the new term that means when you hit the puck hard and then it kind of likes flys into the net fastr. like hey woah i just glonched
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The Burloogie: The act of scoring in a Burlock Sulfurgold manner, like if a players score with a deflection from it's butt, we can say "Haha you did a Burloogie baloogie douyoudouyou san tropé".
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A Dorkbingus. You see, a dorkbingus is when a hockey goon is on the ice just to be punching people in the mouth, but instead they accidentally score a couple goals. You’d say like “Man that Dorkbingus really be scoring” but you could also use it as a verb. “Did you see what Diplett did? He had a Dorkbingus the other day!”
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TB47 is a term that references tampa bay's s47 draft class in which they had ~13 picks in the first 2 rounds and each one busted except for Jess/Gunnar Soderberg, but they traded her.
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