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Toivo · 02-18-2023, 10:13 PM

Hiring a personal assistant to find all the cool places to hang out in the different cities we travel to. Find some cool spots to visit when the team is in town

notoriousTRON · 02-18-2023, 10:31 PM

My personal assistant would be doing most of my socializing for me. They'd respond to all my texts and emails. I would not pay them much because I am cheap. Do you want the job or not? $10 per hour

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spooked · 02-19-2023, 12:10 AM

My personal assistant will need to be a former coach or scout so I can get outside feedback, capable of telling me things straight up, with a no-fire clause during the season. Pay will start at 1 hotdog per hour.

Vaxlare · 02-19-2023, 12:55 AM

My personal assistant has a pretty easy job. They need to keep a list of all the best local places to eat. Dangle is a big foodie and wants to try all the best places.

natedoeshockey · 02-19-2023, 03:04 AM

Patya expecting for personal assistant to be helping Patya with respond for important emails. Patya get so many emails, is very hard for keep up! Patya willing for pay person who am helping by teaching them hockeys, or maybe buying for them many tacos. Maybe even monies? Patya not sure, but they am telling Patya what maybe they wanting.

*Count Chocula* · 02-19-2023, 03:09 AM

My personal assistant will just book me restaurant reservations and get me coffee every morning. On the rare occasion they shall pick up my dry cleaning. I'll give them 2k a week.

Raven · 02-19-2023, 05:02 AM

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Kawashima is a simple man and will only require one thing from his personal assistant. Kawashima has a bit of a magic the gathering addiction, specifically a pack cracking obssesion. His person assistant will have to have packs on hand at all times for Kawashima to crack when the urge arrises. Reportedly earning 100 undisclosed money per hour.

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Thelastheraclid · 02-19-2023, 08:32 AM

Emerson's assistant would be tasked with keeping schedules, translating game broadcasts for distribution back in Korea, and tracking down the finest Korean restaurants in every SHL city. Pay will start at 100K a year. Emerson will never stand for exploiting his staff.

***hockeyiscool*** · 02-19-2023, 10:27 AM

well, I would be willing to pay my assistant Tree fiddy. Their sole responsibility is that they must make sure that no money goes to that damn loch ness monster.

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PremierBromanov · 02-19-2023, 10:34 AM

Tiberius Kane is seeking a General Manager of the Bodyguards. His job is to be the body guard that looks at the other body guards so they close in on my guests when they get rowdy. He's like the scrawny guy that doesnt look like he would be an effective body guard, but he knows kung fu or something like that. All my rivals will have to fight him last to get to me. It pays 12 bucks an hour.

***Canadice*** · 02-19-2023, 10:46 AM

Tomas personal assistant will be helping out with getting him to where he is supposed to be at the times he is supposed to be there and will get 5% of his yearly salary.

***Fantobens*** · 02-19-2023, 11:04 AM

All I really need an assistant to do would be to keep a schedule so I know where I’m supposed to be and when. And the laundry. They can take it to someone else, I don’t care. I just don’t want to do it anymore

***mer*** · 02-19-2023, 11:16 AM

Hiring: Fiske Assistant
Requirements:
- knows how to wax sticks because I have no idea
- that's it, really
- please someone apply my sticks look so bad and I'm too embarrassed to ask the equipment guys for help
- the first time they asked i lied and said i knew how to do it
- everyone on the team is making fun of me
- please apply
- pay is $60,000 annual
- im begging you

Samsung virtual assistant · 02-19-2023, 11:20 AM

My personal assistant would need to be able to meet my every demand. I would force them to sign an NDA and whatever I say they would have to do. My fantasy is pretty wild so it would be an interesting position to take for sure.

tweedledunn · 02-19-2023, 11:34 AM

My personal assistant will make $1,000,000 SHL dollars a year and will help get me where I am supposed to be on time and well-fed with the finest grub on my travels.

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