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S64 mPT #3: Secret Handshake

all I have to do to know whether Makrus is really Makrus is just bring up game of thrones and if he spends the next 4 hours talking about it, then its him

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The Kelowna Knights are a secretive team. They once went out to a restaurant and at that place the burgers all had sword tooth picks keeping it together. From then on, they've always carried those swords to prove they are a member of the Kelowna Knights. THE END.

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Patya am have way for check. Is very simple. All Patya am have for do is ask "what is time?" If teammate is not saying "Is Patya time," then Patya am know who is not real teammate.

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Very easy. We just ask them what they think about JKortesi. Do they love him? Specter confirmed. Is it a bunch of expletives and angry faces? Not Specters and not from New Orleans.

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It’s the 21st Century, secret handshakes are a thing of the past.  Now teams have put RFID Tags into the neck of every player and they get scanned upon entry to the locker room.

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SFP doesn't use a handshake. We have every player go into a room with the GM and fully sing the opening to the Lion King, in Swahili

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I would simply bring up the majestic natural beauty of whales and dolphins. If my former Vancouver Hockey Club team mates don't start immediately frothing at the mouth and murdering whatever innocent animals are in the vicinity, then I will know they are my actual team mates

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The way the Platoon communicate is through majestic screeching, like an eagle. Mew Two would simply screech at everyone and if they screech back they are actually his teammate. If not he uses hyper beam on them and eviscerates him

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If you can't quote a line or 9 of dialogue of the Lord of the Rings trilogy (extended ofcourse) then you simply cannot be my friend. Thats a sure fire way to make some no jive turkeys rolling in your squad.


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The Colorado Raptors are weary of infiltration from our rival. The way I've chosen to stop it is by showing really curly letters and asking each of them to tell me the letters they see.

This is hard because if you really think about it .. a secret would me we would be able to post what it is here or its not a secret anymore, but what the hell. We would end saying who we are with a "pew pew".

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(This post was last modified: 04-10-2022, 07:19 AM by goldenglutes. Edited 1 time in total.)

so it is actually a little known fact but many of the players on the atlanta team have sustained a specific injury that not many other players have gotten, known as olecranon bursitis. it's an injury to the skin over the elbow that kind of makes it swell up in a slightly phallic shape. now it's kind of weird that not only is atlanta the only shl team with players that are affected by this injury, but some of their current and past prospects as well. notable bursitis sufferers are agnes @micool132 mcpip, pueblo @Jepox salvation cheese, and former atlanta prospect tomas @efiug kanocky. the secret handshake is that the players just feel each others' elbows to see if there are any weird protrusions

oh i forgor but pablo @Leppish jess also has it too

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There is a very obvious way to identify teammates of mine, and maybe a few former teammates as well -- I ask them what's for lunch. Only the true Ragers know the correct answer.

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I'm all about handshakes. Each person in the locker room and even our coaches and GMs have unique handshakes with me. It's a lot to remember, but it's worth it to know that others aren't getting our strategies. Yes, most involve fake thumb wars.

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